Don't care, having lamb chops now

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 13:10, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

I had roast topside of highland beef with haggis, clapshot and whisky sauce
What with it being Burns Night or summat.

I have also received the 2 bottles of Whisky I ordered today, so this evening should be fun.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 13:13, Reply)

nice work.
There is a Burn's supper round my gaff on Saturday, I'm buying the whisky this weekend. Either Glenfarclas or Auchentoshan Three Wood.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 13:15, Reply)

I had some New Zealand malt a bit back which was nice.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 13:16, Reply)

I'm a big fan of Japanese malt

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 13:25, Reply)

I'll be there around 6, yeah?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 13:19, Reply)

we're serving dinner at 7:30

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 13:25, Reply)

Lighty will finally get his haggis piped

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 13:25, Reply)

no piper, but I will be reading some Burns

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 13:27, Reply)

I went to a charity Burns supper a few years ago and won a £500 holiday voucher
\o/
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 13:31, Reply)

you're challenging AA in the 'anecdote king' stakes, you really are

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 13:33, Reply)

Hey, I got a free trip to Paris

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 13:38, Reply)

trip to go on
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 14:10, Reply)

Just for one night

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 14:13, Reply)

Like a sack of spuds she is.
Jordan's was shit too. If you're going to do a sex tape at least show a bit of interest.

Mind, I suppose that's hard to do with Dane Bowers' toe up your cunt.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 14:15, Reply)

I'd fuck her bong eye straight

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 14:18, Reply)

You shouldnt talk about her handicapped son like that

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 14:24, Reply)

My mate went to a fancy dress party as Jordan complete with a black doll with googly eyes stuck on.
I loved it.


Not the doll...
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 14:30, Reply)

Crystal Gaylezzzzz

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 14:27, Reply)

She just seemed bored. Even incorporating a vibrator didn't tickle her fancy.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 14:30, Reply)

Burns night is the 25th
otherwise, textbook work.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 13:40, Reply)

Don't blame me blame the work canteen

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 14:11, Reply)

Same excuse as teh Nazi's ^

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 14:24, Reply)