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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I think Phil should've ordered his wife's birthday present sooner than the day before her birthday.Or do what I do and just let her buy it herself.
What are you lot getting my missus for her birthday?
It's next month so you've plenty of time.
Alt: I don't really like cheese and onion crisps, but I find a perverse pleasure in eating them, akin to smelling your own bad farts.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:33,
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a divorcealt: me neither. they smell like tramp's feet. but I do like the fancy ones, eg goats cheese and chilli jam flavour.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:34,
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I am as well!It's like a fucking loaf of bread
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:37,
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It's a good job for PJ that his wife isn't a copper. She'd have thrown the book at him for this.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:35,
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Cheese and onion are the worst of the standard flavour crispsI know this is something al agrees with on
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:36,
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Crisp chat always makes for a good debate on here(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:38,
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A ball of string or a mirror.Either will keep the dozy cow amused for hours.
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Kroney, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:38,
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Nah, she finds mirrors too confusing and I always have to rescue her from balls of string.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:41,
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I wishI'll give it a try tonight anyway
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:45,
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Try throwing a blanket over her head.Fools them into thinking it's night, so they just go to sleep.
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Kroney, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:46,
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A sense of smell and the other half of her wit, so she can detect the stench of your addiction and stage an intervention to save you!Hallelujah!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:43,
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God bless her anosmia and low IQ!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:45,
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A poo in a bagI mean who doesn't like a poo in a bag?
I am getting your missus her yearly orgasm,
Alt, I don't really like crisps as I am older than 12.
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I ordered it a while back but they're hand made by the designer and she makes 90% of her stuff for celebritiesso I contacted her a couple of days ago and she got it prioritized and sent it out yesterday.
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Peej, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:45,
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I'm sure she'll understand(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:46,
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Yeah, if there's one sure thing about women, it's that they are completely reasonable.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:47,
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A plus point is you've got to be giving something to take it awayso it's not like Peej'll get punished for it.
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Kroney, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:47,
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I have explained the situation and she's either OK or plotting but she seems happy.(
Peej, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:47,
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Oh man just fucking rundon't look back don't stop to pick anything up just fucking run like the wind
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I for one will be keeping my eye on the Cornish press for the next few days"Mysterious meat products found on beach"
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Ahahahaha she just called out "Phil have you got any really heavy books?"I swear its true hahahaha turns out the rug corner is sticking up and she wants to pt a book on it but I did flinch for a second. I was a tad concerned she had discovered b3ta
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Peej, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 12:03,
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Allowing his wife to read his comments on b3ta certainly turned out well for Battered, didn't it?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 12:05,
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You wouldn't catch me making such a rookie mistake.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 12:07,
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Running's going to be difficult whilst he's hauling a pair of spacehoppers around in his pants.He's doomed.
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Kroney, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:52,
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of course she isonly an ungrateful mentalist would be cross with you for buying a thoughtful and expensive present and taking a day off work to stay in for it.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:54,
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says the man with the nicest, most hilarious missus on the planet!(apart from frog)
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 12:05,
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cheese and onion crisp plus salt and vinegar crisp = pickled onion crisps(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:52, Reply)
Kettle chips/ Tyrells or GTFOMarmite crisps are nice too.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:55,
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^ always the Marmite motorway with your lot isn't it.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:58,
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I don't think she has any intention of carrying your child to full term anyway(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:57,
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It'll have a can of lager in it's hand and a fag in the other by 7 months. (, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:59, Reply)
Yeah, like Stunned's diabetes, circulation problems and drink and drug habits have made it possible for him to achieve and erection in the last ten years.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 12:00,
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Ask your mum/little sister/female relative (something about their promiscuity and liking for rectal humping). (, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 12:04, Reply)
and his wifeup against the wall of his precioussssssssss sheds
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 12:06,
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Like trying to thread a needle with a uncooked Walls', I heard.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 12:07,
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like trying to dip a half cooked oven chip in a poached egg was how he put it(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 12:08,
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It's like having a large wardrobe fall on you with the key still in the lock. (, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 12:15, Reply)
This was a description of a politician by his mistress wasnt it?Cant remember which one though
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A kid derived from your and Mrs Tangles' DNAwould look like it had lost a fight with Worzel Gummidge and Medusa.
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Kroney, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 12:25,
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A nice necklace.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 12:03,
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But an expensive pearl necklace would soon get ruined every time I ejaculate over her neck and chest(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 12:15,
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Eddie the Eagle is being interviewed by Martin Lewis (the MoneySavingExpert guy, I think thats his name)....anyway, apparently after tax, last year he only earnt after tax £24k. lol.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 12:10,
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24k for doing fuck all... Not bad.Oh no, he did that Splash show.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 12:12,
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That's not fair on him at all, he done that "giant inflatable obsitcal course that's set in a swimmingpool with the foam'n'shit" show, and he won it 'n all.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 12:23,
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Celebrity Wipeout?Well that covers it then.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 12:25,
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That's the one.He said he's never turned down a public apperance, and new shopping malls are opening up all the time; I reckon that'd make the bulk.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 12:27,
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*Breaks out the fiddle and climbs the roof*If I was a rich man a lah-de-dah-deee-dahh.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 12:27,
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Rajasthan 1 and then tonight I am out at the nice mexican on St Martins Lane. (, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 12:18, Reply)
It's nice if it's relatively authentic and not the shit you get in Chiquitos on Leicester Sq. Chimmichangas etc can get to fuck.
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I didn't like the food in Mexico, let alone the stuff here. Chiquitos used to be a client of mine. I used to dread having lunch meetings in one of their restaurants. Yuck.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 12:26,
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i've got a small childbetter go to itsu first, or I might eat its head, i'm so fucking hungover
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 12:15,
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Nah, just ask her what she wants then go and buy it in plenty of time(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 12:15,
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Are you trying to seduce my wife?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 12:22,
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I would like to take this moment to remember our fallen comradePhillie Joe, Since his book confession above he hasn't posted he must be in the great harbour in the sky... RIP
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I feel sorry for the kidsWho will raise little Lufthansa Arachnid and Hydrogen Woodstain now?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 12:19,
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He said raise, not abuse(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 12:22,
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can you give him a dead leg from me?I would say dead arm but hey you know,
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