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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Saturday night
The voice
Splash
Take Me out
Suicide

take your pick
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 19:56, 126 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
id like to take you out

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 20:00, Reply)
can I have a starter and a pudding?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 20:03, Reply)
yes, but no main

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 20:04, Reply)
+ course
COUSRE

MAIN COURSE
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 20:05, Reply)
but of 'COUSRE'

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 20:12, Reply)
>:(

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 20:13, Reply)
POW!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 20:14, Reply)
^ slapper ^

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 20:04, Reply)
He has missed the rest of it
"To the car park for a fight."
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 20:09, Reply)
Still - just about - working
Aja on the CD player (Steely Dan - look it up).

May have had some nice smokes, bottle of good Chablis

x
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 20:01, Reply)
+ my cock is

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 20:04, Reply)
I don't know what your cock is.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 20:07, Reply)
Sat nite telly is rubbish.
I have some bottles of Theakston XP and intend to snooze woth some dvds.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 20:08, Reply)
i'm gonna watch Rush

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 20:11, Reply)
Apart from this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdLUx_F2FUA

they were shite.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 20:13, Reply)
I've seen it.
It might be a bit complicated for you.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 20:16, Reply)
lets paaaaarty! !

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 20:13, Reply)
a guy o bbc 4 is putting cocaine in his eyes...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 20:15, Reply)
Chimpanzee.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 25 Jan 2014, 20:16, Reply)
Some other sort of primate.
I can't be arsed either. Bedtime.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 20:22, Reply)
I'm going to watch a Bond film. Suggestions? Got all of them.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 20:26, Reply)
The Man With The Golden Pun!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 20:28, Reply)
alright alan partridge?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 20:30, Reply)
Ah Haa!

Prick.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 20:35, Reply)
Moonraker.
Underrated.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 20:31, Reply)
Watched it last week.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 20:42, Reply)
Dr No
For reasons unknown this was being shown in an Italian near us, and myself and current la TD were giggling ourselves to bits at the not-very-special effects.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 20:32, Reply)
A Connery film is a good shout. Perhaps You Only Live Twice?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 20:36, Reply)
The radio production of moonraker staring bob holness

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 20:36, Reply)
I'd rather have something visual & doesn't feature a 'gold run' and a load of student pricks.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 20:37, Reply)
me and bunch of students had a gold run over your mum last night

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 20:38, Reply)
Did you perform the silly dance at the end?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 20:42, Reply)
The man with the golden run?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 20:39, Reply)
^very good.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 20:40, Reply)
I've chosen The Spy Who Loved Me.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 20:56, Reply)
Fucking hell,
Drinking wine & Saturday night telly lols?
You middle aged men are a bunch of fucking dullards.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 21:00, Reply)
Got a toddler* upstairs innit


* my toddler
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 21:05, Reply)
Hush woman. Know your place.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 21:10, Reply)
In the kitchen?
To be honest you're a far better cook than I am. So put the dinner on & fetch me a beer. There's a love.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 21:13, Reply)
Get my ironing done first you lazy tart.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 21:33, Reply)
Evening

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 21:15, Reply)
alright mush

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 21:28, Reply)
Just had a chilli.
Might have a beer in a bit. It's all go.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 21:32, Reply)
As it's Burns night, I've just skipped straight to the whisky.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 21:25, Reply)
#WeWillAlwaysSupportYouJustin

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 21:30, Reply)
Worst rock and roll antics ever

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 21:34, Reply)
Hey I'm just showing my support here

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 21:35, Reply)
Just showing my angry sun tats

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 21:39, Reply)
Angry sun says 'get fucked'

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 21:40, Reply)
Why so angry 'sun'?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 21:40, Reply)
Because you touch children in an inappropriate manner

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 21:41, Reply)
hes about as rock n roll as miley cyrus

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 21:41, Reply)
Yeah you tell him 'Mong tiger'





Idiot
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 21:42, Reply)
'Mong Tiger' is Frank. True story.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 21:44, Reply)
Really?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 21:45, Reply)
hahahahaha yeah hahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 21:46, Reply)
I believe so.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 21:46, Reply)
Oh dear

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 21:54, Reply)
whatever i am im still better than you
stupid ape
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 21:55, Reply)
I made some epic sweet'n'prawns'n'squid, with egg fried rice.
Watching some breaking bad ATM
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 21:41, Reply)
Oh man I fucking love sweet

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 21:43, Reply)
needs moar liver, space-dust and Vienetta to be a Gonz classic.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 21:46, Reply)
SHIT!
Niki Lauder just crashed!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 21:55, Reply)
^^^^living in the 80s

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 21:56, Reply)
^bald mentalist^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 21:57, Reply)
Frank is Darren brown?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 21:59, Reply)
I hope he does the Russian roulette thing too! And fails.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 22:01, Reply)
What a twat.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 21:56, Reply)
I no rite!?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 21:57, Reply)
Women drivers eh?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 21:57, Reply)
Have you been in gill's bentmobile yet?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 21:58, Reply)
Yeah, I look well cool being driven around in a gay car with a silly numberplate and a ranga chauffeur

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 21:59, Reply)
Do you have to park it for her?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 22:03, Reply)

she won't let me but she should, good god, she really should
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 22:04, Reply)
Screen shotting this

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 22:06, Reply)
OF COURSE IM JOKING, GILL IS AN EXCELLENT DRIVER AND HER CAR IS COOLER THAN THE BATMOBILE OR WHATEVER CAR IS CONSIDERED COOL

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 22:09, Reply)
I think if the blue badge is displayed they can park anywhere.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 22:05, Reply)
I knew I should have sent that macaroni rendering of 'Bonnie' into blue peter

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 22:07, Reply)
Sure, she can park anywhere
But she can't park anywhere
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 22:08, Reply)
Never had you down for a sexist pig froggles.
*solidarity with the sisterhood*
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 22:11, Reply)
I liked it best when the feminists took their bras off

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 22:14, Reply)
I liked it best when ym did

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 22:15, Reply)
I liked it when you got struck off for being a fiddler and dishing our 'meat injections' rather than MMR, and spent your now empty days pretending to still have a career to Internet people on a 'comedy' forum.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 22:20, Reply)
Apparently he isn't a proper Doctor, he's only a GP.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 22:21, Reply)
He's not even that now. Sad times for Nurse SBT.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 22:22, Reply)
Worse than ab

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 22:24, Reply)
Be fair, we do not know the BMI of his wife yet.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 22:25, Reply)
It must be less than 40

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 22:26, Reply)
Waist?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 22:27, Reply)
She's not that chubster really.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 22:28, Reply)
Well, it looks like you are now the forums best nurse. Congrats.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 22:29, Reply)
Apparently men can be nurses now.
And women doctors. It's confusing.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 22:27, Reply)
It's wrong, man, wrong. I blame gay marriage for this topsy-turvy world we now inhabit.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 22:29, Reply)
Pathetic really

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 22:23, Reply)
I don't think he's the 2nd best troll either, he's a bullshitter, I tell ya.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 22:24, Reply)
AA is the best troll, just for getting people to read his posts

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 22:25, Reply)
I dunno what you mean, I actually do like his posts

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 22:26, Reply)
It's like a window into another world

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 22:28, Reply)
A shit, underachieving world of massive tedium

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 22:29, Reply)
Off Topic AICMFP

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 22:31, Reply)
I think you won the meta prize

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 22:32, Reply)
Who's AA?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 22:29, Reply)
Populol page king

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 22:30, Reply)
I'm not happy.
I've had Challenge TV on all evening and Take Your Pick was Des O'Connor hasn't been on once.

Battered has lied to me.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 22:31, Reply)
It's almost like he's a poisonous two faced marketing cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 22:33, Reply)
On the plus side, I have beer.
Did you enjoy rush?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 22:36, Reply)
Not quite finished, but yes very much

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 22:38, Reply)
I went to a picture house to see it.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 22:40, Reply)
I can't even remember the last time I went to the cinema

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 22:41, Reply)
I rarely go.
The cinema is shit.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 22:50, Reply)
Overpriced is my issue with it

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 22:51, Reply)
Compared to the Internet it is.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 22:55, Reply)
Battered is in marketing, has a failed marriage AND a drink problem?
How the fuck has he NOT killed himself yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 23:17, Reply)
Lies on the internet mate.
Bad.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 22:35, Reply)
Not only has he lied, he isn't here either.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 22:37, Reply)
Going to bed #yolo

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 22:34, Reply)
Night.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 22:35, Reply)
Bent^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 22:35, Reply)
Lightweight.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 22:36, Reply)
Hey I was out partying until 4am

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 22:39, Reply)

partying

Taxi driving
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 22:41, Reply)
Clearly suicide is the best option among those
I just saw someone on facebook whose name is Karnol Bong. Hur hur.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 23:45, Reply)
Some drunken woman just banged on the door
Completely incapable of opening her back gate, pleading for help.

Turned out she was just turning the key the wrong way.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 0:36, Reply)
it was probably me

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 1:35, Reply)
.you know books and people exist, right?
tinight i have learnt that if you lose a bunxh of weight you can';t take booze like you used to
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 1:35, Reply)
fuck spelling

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 1:37, Reply)

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