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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Well it's cold, wet and icy. I'm knackered. I'm here until 8pm. It's Monday.
Have you got a crap start to the week or is it better than mine you fucker?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 7:36, 88 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
Much the same, plus a fucking cold. Not 'man flu', because that's a bullshit word for wankers who have a cold but can't admit it and have to pretend it's worse.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 7:47, Reply)
Morning frog.
I actually have patients who self diagnose as having man flu.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 7:49, Reply)
Does that make you want to go full Shipman on them? It would me.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 7:56, Reply)
I've told them before that they have a rhinovirus infection.
After they look horrified, dilute it by telling them it's in all likelihood the common cold. I get my lolswhere I can.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 8:00, Reply)
Try bicarbonate of soda in a drip

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 8:02, Reply)
Is this what you gps are doing between patients? Pissing about on the internet?
I have to go to Coventry today. My day is worse
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 8:01, Reply)
Surgery starts at 8.00
Cancellations till 8.20. Monday as usual.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 8:08, Reply)
Emergency appointment time is nightmarish

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 8:13, Reply)
Please accept my sincere commiserations on the Coventry trip.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 8:10, Reply)
I'm scared : (

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 8:13, Reply)
Tangles will 'look after' you, he'll 'take care' of you I'm sure

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 8:15, Reply)
: (((((((((((((((((((

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 8:18, Reply)
I'll be waiting at the station

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 8:46, Reply)
Have fun :)
www.thedailymash.co.uk/?Itemid=77&id=4047&option=com_content&task=view
My pres ription of the day.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 8:14, Reply)
I don't get it
It's the daily mash home page
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 8:17, Reply)
Sorry it was one of their stories.
About doctors.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 8:22, Reply)
Don't be surprised that Nakers can't click a link properly, he is a massive bent spastic.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 8:24, Reply)
I accidentally clicked I like this
For the record I DO NOT like this
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 8:28, Reply)
I have liked this comment to even things out. Hope this helps.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 8:29, Reply)
NEVER CLICK A NAKERS POST

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 8:32, Reply)
I still have laryngitis

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 8:17, Reply)
Cock rubbed raw more like

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 8:18, Reply)
no, definitely laryngitis

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 8:20, Reply)
the cure is to superglue all your fingers together into one giant paw

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 8:23, Reply)
dunno how that'll help

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 8:24, Reply)
Try it, you might be pleasantly surprised

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 8:25, Reply)
my fingers are already webbed, just like yours

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 8:31, Reply)
What, all six?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 8:31, Reply)
all fourteen, across both hands
Chicks dig polydactyly.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 8:32, Reply)
Yeah, I like dinosaurs too

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 8:33, Reply)
WE WERE ON A BREAK!!!!!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 8:43, Reply)
Alright SBT.
I'm causing Upset on QFTW.

b3ta.com/questions/momentsofjoy/post2196977
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 8:42, Reply)
you terrible internet bully with a girl's job and a morbidly obese wife

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 8:44, Reply)
Yes, you do appear a little upset.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 8:46, Reply)
he's upset about his physical resemblance to Salacious Crumb.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 8:49, Reply)
And because he's a boring know it all, but no one cares.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 8:50, Reply)
what's your favourite humming sound?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 8:53, Reply)
Probably the one you do at school when everyone eventually joins in and the teacher has a bit of a breakdown.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 8:56, Reply)
Morning AB.
I can't be arsed in getting Into a medical argument. Especially on qotw. It's more special needs than here.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 8:53, Reply)
There was a now-deleted Medical Horseshit argument of legendary status on there once.
Some bloke claimed to have necked a bottle of under-6 Calpol and hallucinated that his penis was a turnip.

Well known medical luminaries such as Emvee queued up to tell me why I was wrong when I called the OP a bullshitter.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 9:22, Reply)
As I say, special needs.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 9:31, Reply)
Someone else has just weighed in to say 'yes but medical science', so you're wrong.'
And another one has said 'AB has upset me, online before and therefore must be wrong'.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 9:32, Reply)
Also: here's one from the archives you'll enjoy.
b3ta.com/questions/diysurgery/post1050375
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 9:34, Reply)
Ffs.
I'll have a read of that whole qotw tonight. Then bang my fucking head on the wall.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 9:42, Reply)
For a true flavour of QOTW, take a browse through my profile.
You're new enough here that not enough pricks will have you on ignore yet, so you should be able to read most of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 9:43, Reply)
i just added something totally worthwhile to the debate
but what do you expect when you come around here distracting everyone?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 9:46, Reply)
You just aquaplaned off your chair at the mention of 'Sh*rlock' didn't you?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 9:54, Reply)
Ewwwww.
Someone once asked me if being a GP was as exciting as the 'Doctors' soap. Jesus...
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 9:57, Reply)
Christ.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 10:00, Reply)
Well is it?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 10:19, Reply)
pretty much, yeah
putting the cum in cumberbatch
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 10:07, Reply)
I have man aids
It not actually full blown aids, just the common aids and will clear up by itself in a week.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 8:52, Reply)
You probably want to take some vitamin c or summat to help with that

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 8:53, Reply)
If only his pasties contained carrots eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 8:59, Reply)
He probably has rickets after all those years spent down in the tin mine

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 9:00, Reply)
At least he has a job which is more than can be said for most of his Redruth kin

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 9:09, Reply)
I'm not from Redruth,
The Choppers are our mortal enemies and if we see one we kill it so it may no longer breed more disgusting Choppers.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 9:25, Reply)
It generally does.
I know a very good homeopath, she's also a crystal healer.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 8:55, Reply)
Tggi^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 9:00, Reply)
What does tggi actually mean?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 9:05, Reply)
This guy gets it

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 9:05, Reply)
Yes I know he does but what does tggi mean?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 9:07, Reply)
I dunno, I've never seen it before.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 9:09, Reply)
Twice a night frog.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 9:10, Reply)
"rode it.....rode it........rode it........"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 9:30, Reply)
the lack of a comma makes this an interesting statement

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 9:40, Reply)
Haha.
You should know Rachel. Have a good weekenx with internet people?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 9:43, Reply)
fri night totally fucked me!
sat was a bit more civilised, went to see the lovely benedict in "august: osage county", which was Good.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 9:47, Reply)
^lightweight^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 9:48, Reply)
^ homunculous ^

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 9:48, Reply)
^Ginger Prick^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 9:49, Reply)
i forgot about ginger prick-gate
I hope your man flu eats your head
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 9:49, Reply)
It's a common symptom

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 9:52, Reply)

fri night Battered
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 9:55, Reply)
Battered totally fucked himself by the sound of things.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 9:56, Reply)
He's a real charmer when he's had a drink, ain't he?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 9:57, Reply)
I still haven't met him, he got hammered and didn't turn up.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 9:58, Reply)
That was his excuse frog.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 9:59, Reply)
Perhaps if it were me alone, but there were 'good' people there too.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 10:02, Reply)
That's because you were looking for him at your eye level.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 10:00, Reply)
For me, that would be about right :(

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 10:01, Reply)
Fucking freezing here today
Proper cold

Morning all
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 9:57, Reply)
Morning.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 9:58, Reply)
RACIST

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 9:58, Reply)
Thats me

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 10:11, Reply)
Like zoiks Scooby

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 10:14, Reply)
*meddles with kids*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 10:21, Reply)
Not anymore, ninja editor!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 10:17, Reply)

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