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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Where's Chompy when you need a good news linky, eh?
Still I stand by Rory's bullying of him as an acceptable price to pay.

Alt: Trierweller - deserving slag or woman wronged?

AA: Is your part of the country about to flood or be frozen solid?

AAA: Animal porn - too much love or exploitative?

GO!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 14:26, 114 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
Wow
Wis zees kvestions you are reeeelly spoilink us
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 14:27, Reply)
I had to laugh at that French bint.
She was so desperate for all of the trappings of power but since he dumped her 24 hours ago she has been kicked out of the Elysee Palace, her office was shut and her govt twitter account taken down.

Tant Pis, bitch.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 14:30, Reply)
Dont let ze door 'it you on ze ass on ze way out

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 14:30, Reply)
Wasn't she at one point the younger woman he ditched his wife for?
Can't say she couldn't have seen this coming.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 14:39, Reply)
Hollande might have performed the spiderman on her, so no

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 14:40, Reply)
"Just like YM" to all of the above

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 14:28, Reply)
She will be pleased to hear that.
Very helpful, thanks.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 14:30, Reply)
It was better with him here as it is always sad to lose a poster
Alt:
Couldn't give a fuck - unlike Hollande

AltAlt:
Apparently so, yes. However I now have a big garden to build an igloo in

AltAltAlt:
Its a load of cock
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 14:30, Reply)
bock bock.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 14:31, Reply)
^ chicken ^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 14:32, Reply)
It's just started raining heavily and I have a feeling it may be some time before it stops.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 14:32, Reply)
weird
it's not raining here, about a mile away from you...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 14:32, Reply)
It's pissing down here.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 14:34, Reply)
well send it east
not this way
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 14:38, Reply)
I'm off outside for a cigarette
I shall let you know if it's raining here.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 14:40, Reply)
It is
Windy too, judging by the alacrity with which my fag butt shot off down the road.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 14:50, Reply)
THANK YOU!
I don't think Swipe get's a window seat. Not important enough.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 14:51, Reply)
I AM SITTING IN THE WINDOW RIGHT NOW
SENIOR SOLICITOR PRIVILEGE INNIT
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 15:46, Reply)
Its bastard freezing here
I think it should be snowing
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 14:32, Reply)
1p would have been an acceptable price to pay
this place is miles better

aaa: IT WILL NEVER BE OK TO FUCK YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S CAT
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 14:31, Reply)
You could split your ire between him and Rory

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 14:32, Reply)
nah
rory's a fluffy little bunnikins really. there was something very Wrong with the other one.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 14:33, Reply)
LIES ON THE INTERNET!!!!
Shut it, pussywillow!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 14:33, Reply)
just because the cat is too stupid to notice
does not make it ok to abuse the mildly retarded
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 14:37, Reply)
But, and I say this as a friend,
YPPCCIYM
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 14:38, Reply)
this has never been proven

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 14:39, Reply)
This reminds me of the Tulisa BJ tape joke

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 14:39, Reply)
Woah ndubz check em

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 14:47, Reply)
Why are her gigs like her blow jobs?
No one ever comes.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 14:50, Reply)
Thats the one, yes

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 14:53, Reply)
Not even under the wheels of your car?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 14:33, Reply)
It would stop the cat from moving

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 14:34, Reply)
Chompy was a prick.
Alt: deserving slag.

AA: No.

AAA: What Dozer does with his hamster is none of my business.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 14:35, Reply)
He keeps turning up on my Facebook friends suggestions

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 14:36, Reply)
You get a mention in his blog too.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 14:36, Reply)
?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 14:37, Reply)
I read it a while back. He linked late one night.
I doubt the link remains.

Btw, you didn't really. Just creepy lolling.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 14:41, Reply)
*fears*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 14:42, Reply)
He would go through your bins
to find a toe nail to add to the Sportscow doll he is building out of your actual body parts.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 14:44, Reply)
I'd be more worried about what he's glueing it together worh

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 14:46, Reply)
Mines nearly finished!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 14:47, Reply)
Christ help him if he's touched my toenails

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 14:53, Reply)
dozer's blog??
hamster hamster hamster
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 14:38, Reply)
Any chance of a link for lolz?
not if it's using irl details, obv.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 14:39, Reply)
That must be a fascinating read.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 14:46, Reply)
"This better be gone by the time I come back from my smoke"
*never comes back*
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 14:47, Reply)
AA, cold wet and was a bit icy this morning.
It's warm in here though.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 14:36, Reply)
Doc surgeries always are.
Old people innit.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 14:37, Reply)
I thought chompy was alright
/ac

Alt: I'd still smash it.

Altalt: Dunno.

Alt3: As long as the animals are of age and consenting...
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 14:36, Reply)
Meh
Alt: don't care
Altalt: both
Altaltalt: not enough quality stuff available
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 14:38, Reply)
The questions aren't really what's important now.
It's the newness of the thread what ahhh luv, Kingeee!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 14:43, Reply)
The questions are of utmost importance, this place would fall apart without some sort of basic structure.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 14:45, Reply)
Just go with it, Frog.
Loosen up.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 14:50, Reply)
No way man, that's anarchy, I need a set of boundaries and rules to stem my OCD

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 14:51, Reply)
Next thing you know
Dogs and cats, going at it. Soddom and Gomorrah!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 14:52, Reply)
Exactly. I don't want to be a pillar of salt innit

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 14:53, Reply)
argh echoes of monty's place on fri night....... echoes echoes

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 14:51, Reply)
Ah they were trying to get the whole fist in eh...

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 14:52, Reply)
it looked like it from where i was sitting

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 14:54, Reply)
It was just a cuddle!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 14:56, Reply)
Struggle snuggles FTW

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 14:57, Reply)
true
stunned invited himself to our civilised evening, marched on in, ignored the girls, made a beeline for the boys.... and molested them, molested them real good.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 14:58, Reply)
Consenting adults, just cos you didn't get your arse groped until later

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 14:59, Reply)
true, i had to wait until we were leaving for that :((((

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 15:01, Reply)
Soz, bird.
I was a bit excited.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 15:04, Reply)
She had to ask if you had done it, you obviously didn't put much effort in

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 15:09, Reply)
He put some Elbow on and she got "ideas"

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 14:54, Reply)
Monty, member his jeggings?
4evawivdangles.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 14:54, Reply)
Did they have a hole in?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 14:54, Reply)
yes
see below
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 14:55, Reply)
with the hole that you ripped wide open in your eagerness

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 14:55, Reply)
4eva with dangles

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 14:56, Reply)
Exactly Froggulas
Without rules where are we, anarchy that's where...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 14:52, Reply)
FRANCE, that's where.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 14:53, Reply)
Yeah! And I live to close to there for comfort already

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 14:55, Reply)
A person couldn't live closer that Follekystowney.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 15:02, Reply)
+Tree Fayre

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 15:12, Reply)
My part of the world is about to be torn apart by the wind
no fear of flooding for me. If my place floods, it means the rest of the world is two hundred feet under water.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 14:44, Reply)
LONDON RULEZ!!
With it's river flood barrier that cost more than the whole of the North-East.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 14:50, Reply)
Muswell Hill rules
Aint no substitute for a fuck-off hill.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 14:53, Reply)
Dead? I don't care, and the Baroness unfriended me on arsebook after they split so sod her too
Alt. Don't care, have not paid any attention to the whole thing

Alt Alt, neither for my part

Alt Alt Alt, I have no issue with people that fuck animals. I wouldn't do it but I certainly have no moral high ground, I eat them and I care little for them.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 14:56, Reply)
Unfriending on fb seems a bit schoolyard

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 15:00, Reply)
He'd already downloaded her best pics anyway

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 15:00, Reply)
Taken of her best side?
That one would have taken a cab to.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 15:03, Reply)
Was she a looker?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 15:07, Reply)
Stripper.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 15:09, Reply)
Attractive enough.
Body of a stripper.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 15:09, Reply)
Face of a paint stripper.....?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 15:11, Reply)
Face of the ripper?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 15:12, Reply)
Face of a kipper?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 15:12, Reply)
Stitched up?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 15:19, Reply)

l h

SHIRLEY?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 15:11, Reply)
^^^^can't be serious

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 15:30, Reply)
she seemed like a good laugh on /talk
and whilst she wouldn't have been my type..... she was a billion times hotter than him.

but then, so's my gran, and she's been dead 4 years.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 15:45, Reply)
*unfriends*

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 15:00, Reply)
*special friends*

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 15:03, Reply)
YESSSSSS!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 15:08, Reply)
Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 15:04, Reply)
he was good value.
Alright off topickers?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 15:14, Reply)
A BBC newslink a day does not good value make.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 15:16, Reply)
I meant as comic relief.
What with such lols as 'referendumgate', 'I work on the finance team', then getting stepped for posting pictures, when he was one of the 'no pics please' crybabies, then his suicide after being bullied by Rory.

In spite of these things, he was alright about absolutely everything.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 15:27, Reply)
HOME BREW CHAT

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 15:36, Reply)
START A NEW THREAD PLEASE!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 15:37, Reply)
DUN

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 15:48, Reply)

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