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I made a chinese stir fry for dinner that was hot enough to dissolve metal.
How are you?
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but somebody writes it all down and you have to read it for yourself.
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I've probably now gone the longest i've gone without a proper fag in the last, like, I donno, 10 years or soo. It's only about 6 hours but still. Tonight when I go bed will be the real test. I've got watermellon flavour eliquid at the mo'.
Just cooking up some potatos so I can do a spanish omlette tomorow and tonight i'll do a breadcrumb pork escolop thing from waitrose. Was gonna have sea bass but it went funky.
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This one has a counter and you can adjust the bite of it, gonna give it to Ma' when my www.smokio.com arrives next month.
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The last time I went in, he was puffing away on a custard flavour one.
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Yeah, apart from the fact that they don't stink... fucking jobsworths.
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I think they did it this way so you can tell it's not a real one, as i've seen quite a few that have a fake red cherry on the end.
I got a flight with Monarch at the end of April, would love for them to allow them for that, like Ryian Air does. I don't even mind if I have to buy a new one just for the flight
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No idea who the airline was, though.
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Regardless, I weigh less than your girlfriend and have fewer chins.
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Old wonkyguts food wrong has admitted to being 5'5''. Dozer is known to be 5'7''. I am 5'9'', but spend time with Stunned, who is 11 foot tall. Perspective innit.
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A sort of Zammo Mcguire without the habit.
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How's yerself?
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Then point and laugh as they get into all sorts of EU funding compliance issues, which apparently is quite a common occurrence for the company in question as they keep employing people who think it's OK to change the parameters of a project without consulting the rule book.
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Mass snoggage + copious amounts of alcohol = full on barf in the poor bloke's mouth.
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Dissection, early morning hangover..the guy was a legend.
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Grownups weren't allowed to play Twister. Spoilsports.
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That's about it really.
As you were.
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