Sushi ain't that fatening is it?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:14, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

sushi would have been great
but pregnant chicks can't have it, hence the relocation and ruination of my plans.

although I do kid myself with veggie sushi: blatantly it's just a bowl of rice...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:18, Reply)

Surely pregnant chicks can eat vegetarian sushi?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:20, Reply)

if she can't drink either, she might as well get the pleasure of choosing the restaurant
I'll do sushi with someone else. wah wah wah!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:22, Reply)

Make her drink a bottle of gin
then push her down some stairs, should end the possibility of future baby talk
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:24, Reply)

she's got one already
so it's a bit late for that. on the plus side, she's not interested in talking about them any more!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:28, Reply)

In that case
ask if she has put on weight... then make truck reversing noises any time she moves.
It will make her think twice about doing it a 3rd time
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:31, Reply)

Why should you suffer for her selfish choices.?
Go have sushi with non pregnant friends, get mortal and tag her in the pics on facebook.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:29, Reply)

Swipe is one of the few remaining in her gang who is unmarried and has no kids
It can get awful lonely on that shelf.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:31, Reply)

hahaha
you keep telling yourself that, as you struggle to get 5 minutes to yourself and your kids hate you
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:33, Reply)

It would be easier if they did hate me.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:34, Reply)

oh, they will
but they'll still expect you to pay for everything, and to drive them everywhere
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:37, Reply)

You have an odd relationship with your father.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:42, Reply)

Every teenager at one point or another
either hates their parents, or is ashamed of them.

It's the law.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:44, Reply)

no, i'm just talking about your kids
they hate you as much as everyone else. HTH.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 13:11, Reply)

This is happily avoided by having gay mates.
I'll take swipe dancing and bitching.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:34, Reply)

i'm an epically shit dancer
I get far too paranoid about bouncing boobs and just slink miserably around.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:38, Reply)

No need for paranoia after a few sambuccas!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:46, Reply)

I need some more gay mates.
At the moment I only have one, and she's a girl.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:39, Reply)

Lesbians aren't fun!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:46, Reply)

This one is.
She's a sarcastic besom.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:47, Reply)

Why should you suffer for her...... wait for it ..... hold on........ wait for it..... SHELL-FISH choices.... bwahhaahhahahaha
I kill me, try the veal.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:50, Reply)

I'm a _big_ fag on sushi #justsayin

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:44, Reply)

You may want to reconsider that statement.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:44, Reply)

Good sushi = good times, #fact.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:51, Reply)

Good enough to turn you into a big fag?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:54, Reply)

Sushi ain't gay !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 13:11, Reply)