I've been permanently banned by Mumsnet.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:09, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

NEXT STOP B3TA!!!!! \o/

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:10, Reply)

Probably. I'd be more productive if that happened.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:11, Reply)

Been trawling for sex again?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:11, Reply)

I may have said something along the lines of them all being stretchmarked hormonal harridans who should spend more time with their children & less time online moaning about their husbands.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:13, Reply)

Let it all out, big guy, it's all cathartic.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:16, Reply)

They really are ridiculous.
'he left his socks on the bedroom floor' - 'dump the bastard'.
'he's been working overtime to pay for our holiday & I feel lonely' - 'divorce the selfish cunt'.

etc.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:18, Reply)

Did you manage to work out which poster was your ex?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:21, Reply)

Ha!

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:23, Reply)

They are all whores with too much time on their hands.
They get to stay at home, look after a baby and do a bit of housework. How difficult can it be?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:27, Reply)

i've got to say
that I wouldn't even have left baby adolf with you...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:38, Reply)

My polite enquiries regarding the mechanics of anal sex were taken to be not serious.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:21, Reply)

Please direct this line of enquiry to Jason

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:24, Reply)

Hahahaha

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:33, Reply)

NO CENTERPARCS CHAT

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:44, Reply)

AIBU
Yes you fucking are
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:22, Reply)

Reminds me of the Viz mock-up magazine cover "Monthly"
"He put a knife ... IN THE FORK DRAWER!"

"Make-up tips - how to get that perfect face like thunder"
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:34, Reply)

hahaha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:37, Reply)

Well done!
Are you going to put that on your cv?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:13, Reply)

Of course.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:13, Reply)