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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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\o/An excellent start to the day there.
What do you need to have a good start to the day?*
* Apart from MM.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 8:52,
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Der ner ner ner ...Cocaine ...
Or YM, obviously.
But that's not really so much an "excellent" start to the day as an "obligatory" start to the day.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 8:53,
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Stibbins fucking his underage sister.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 9:23,
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When will these people learn, eh?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 9:24,
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A bit of peace and quiet, a large black coffee and a blowjob.Sometimes I get the coffee.
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Peej, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 8:54,
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A full fry-upplus proper black coffee,and lots of it.
Preceded by a blowjob, a good shit and a long hot shower.
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To wake naturally, sunshine, a well behaved toddler, coffeeCannot be arsed today; luckily got Friday and Monday off \o/
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 8:59,
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Have you visited the Wykham Arms yet?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 8:59,
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I've hardly been out to be honest, but it's on my listLoads of good pubs out in the countryside, the bakers arms at Droxford is particularly good
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 9:11,
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There used to be a couple of good ones in Micheldever. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 9:13,
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'Member waking naturally?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 9:00,
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I'm the shit GP frog.Not Rory. He wouldn't know HOW to finger a bumhole.
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Wasn't sure because of the name change! Alright?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 9:22,
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I don't know who anybody is anymore...Who am I?!
Oh yeah, the fat, bald, northern queer
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 9:36,
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Each new day is a surprise, eh?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 9:15,
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Tea - lots of teaI've started using loose-leaf tea, far better than teabags. Natural waking would be nice, haven't done that for years.
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Snooze button is crucial.People who just spring up wide-awake, first time, are not to be trusted.
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I'm assuming you are pronouncing this the same way as Ro-land?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 9:29,
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NoKill yourself and delete your account immediately.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 9:27,
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Just ignore him 'Show-Man', we have a new improved Tangles now.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 9:30,
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Did you not stay with Clyde last night?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 9:19,
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I did, turns out London Overground is fucking rubbish(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 9:20,
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It's also 'free' if you buy an annual season ticket!CSB
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 9:24,
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You could've got their quicker from here(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 9:23,
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Tbh, my starting point was preferable to being....'there'....(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 9:25,
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Yeah, but have you seen the price of train tickets to that there London from Coventry?Unless you book nine years in advance and travel on a windy Thursday in Lent with a freshly garotted llama dressed as an Argentinian sea captain, it'll cost you your first-born and one of your kidneys.
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There's a lovely curved section of road on my way to workwhich feels fast even if you go around it at moderate speed. If I get an unobstructed run I drive around it going "weeeeeeeeee" in my head and I am instantly set up for a chipper morning. If someone gets in front of me and obstructs my run at it the morning is off to a bad start.
It's the little things.
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Pot noodle and a wank ^^^^^^(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 9:31,
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On another noteI've just had a Tax demand because my ex-employers fucked up my P11D - quoting the wrong car as 'benefit in kind'.
Any ideas as to how I tell the HMRC to go fuck themselves as it's not my fault?
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The first thing you should do is ask for advice on an internet forum full of failures and autists.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 9:31,
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No, but there are a lot of cunts and a few tits, so it's an easy mistake to make(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 9:36,
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A nice bacon and egg butty with brown sauce and a strong, filtered coffee.#common
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 9:34,
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That isn't common Jase, don't put yourself down.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 9:35,
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I'm getting in there first. Passive-aggressive is so 2014(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 9:39,
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I believe in you Jaysum!www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2206838
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 9:40,
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alright GeejStay strong hun and ignore the h8rs
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 9:38,
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I'm pouring a cup of Mellow Birds at we speak(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 9:39,
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Not to be rushedTwo cups of coffee and something containing bread and eggs
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 9:44,
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HahahahahaWin.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 9:56,
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I cannot do a thing until I have done my pilates and self myofascial release with the roller.(
d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 9:47,
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Tea and loads of food.I generally stuff myself in the morning and at lunchtime, don't bother much with an evening meal. Sausage and egg butties for me and kid today :)
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