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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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morning
alt: alright
altalt: hiya
altaltalt: #yolo
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 8:35, 237 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
So, burrito bash eh?
That was a riot, wasn't it? I bet there are a few sore heads this morning hahahayeah.

Let's do talking about the weekend or summat, shall we?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 8:36, Reply)
i am doing sleep this weekend
alt: hiya popular poster tuib2
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 8:37, Reply)
I'm doing getting stoned with friends tonight #yolo
Then doing lols with the littlest tangle tomorrow while the other family members pursue their own interests.

Alt: Nakers touches kids on the cunt
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 8:39, Reply)
i think i am ill :(
altalt: naked ape touches children on the cunt every day
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 8:40, Reply)
I prescribe a course of heavy drinking combined with lying down

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 8:41, Reply)
i did that last night and it didnt work
#shitgp
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 8:42, Reply)
Hmm in which case I'll need to probe into this further.
Do you need me to warm up my finger first?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 8:43, Reply)
an ice cold finger up the bum is really quite refreshing

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 8:43, Reply)
Better off making finger sized ice pops. I keep eye drops in the fridge for a refreshing eye wake up after over indulgence.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:22, Reply)
I thought it would be easier to just integrate the two threads.
Also, good morning M. Grenouille
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 8:37, Reply)
what?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 8:38, Reply)
I dun a thread at the same time as this, I deleted it and pasted its contents into my first reply.
Apparently no one noticed.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 8:40, Reply)
oh, i would have deleted this if id known
i was just trying to get the party started
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 8:41, Reply)
Me too!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 8:41, Reply)
we always arrive too early dont we?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 8:42, Reply)
I think it's more that there aren't many people left.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 8:43, Reply)
im glad you and me as off topics dulllest duo have driven most people away
its better now
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 8:45, Reply)
I wrote a poem about you and swipey this morning whilst washing up.
Isn't that awesome?
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 8:38, Reply)
i dunno lol

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 8:39, Reply)
Maybe I should write it down if I am to get an award at next years brits

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 8:42, Reply)
i hope you get a mobo

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 8:43, Reply)
Here's what I have so far (and will ever have)
Frog went a-courtin' and he did ride, uh-huh
Frog went a-courtin' and he did ride, uh-huh
Frog went a-courtin' and he did ride
With wine and a pizza by his side, uh-huh.

Well he rode right up to Miss Ranga’s door, uh-huh
He rode right up to Miss Rangas door, uh-huh
He rode right up to Miss Ranga’s door
Gave three loud raps and a very big roar, uh-huh.

Said, "Miss Ranga, are you within ?" uh-huh
Said he, "Miss Ranga, are you within ?" uh-huh
Said, "Miss Ranga, are you within ?"
"Yes, fuck off and sit and spin," uh-huh.

He took Miss Ranga on his knee, uh-huh
Took Miss Ranga on his knee, uh-huh
Bone snapped on the count of three
Had to go to A and E uh-huh.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 8:46, Reply)
how lovely! you really are a talented man but you lack star quality
Having said that, you have made it through to the next round
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 8:50, Reply)
"Without my uncle Stunned's consent, uh-huh
Without my uncle Stunned's consent, uh-huh
Without my uncle Stunned's consent
I wouldn't suck off the president, uh-huh".

Uncle Stunned laughed and he shook his fat sides, uh-huh
Uncle Stunned laughed and he shook his fat sides, uh-huh
Uncle Stunned laughed and he shook his fat sides
To think that his left foot had died , uh-huh.

Uncle rat went hoppin' downtown, uh-huh
Uncle rat went hoppin' downtown, uh-huh
Uncle rat went hoppin' downtown
To buy Monty a bit of brown, uh-huh.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:19, Reply)
That's beautiful, man.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:22, Reply)
Poetry?
Bit gay, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 8:42, Reply)
Well its more of a song
And that Bob Dylan prick ripped me off anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 8:46, Reply)
I like it.
Although I think it was already being ripped off around the C16th.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 8:50, Reply)
Cunts
Don't they know I have better lawyers than them
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 8:58, Reply)
As if they have proper lawyers in Cornwall

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:18, Reply)
I hire from the North

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:38, Reply)
Certainly is
I'm going out for a few halves of mild with the lads tonight! WAHEEEY!! I don't know if my constitution can handle all that excitement so imma have me some crispy pancakes and MAS#T@GZ before I go out.

I'll pour one out in memory of all the kiddie cunts Nakers furtive fingers have fiddled with.
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 8:45, Reply)
alright bill I might get some mashtags for my tea too they look well delish

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 8:47, Reply)
i dunno, they're no 'ketchips'

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 8:47, Reply)
Ketchips! The chips that every kid asked their parents for ONCE before they realised cooked ketchup is rank.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 8:48, Reply)
I'm afraid to say I loved them at the time.
I loved chips. I loved ketchup. If I tried one now I'd probably gag.
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 8:52, Reply)
in the all you can eat oriental buffet they have potato smiley faces

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 8:54, Reply)
Do they have slanty eyes?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 8:56, Reply)
their fannies open sideways

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 8:56, Reply)
velly much so

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 8:57, Reply)
Thanks for my invite to the burritob4sh.

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 8:47, Reply)
hey I dont invite people I just attend
swipe said she deliberately didnt invite you because you smell of farts
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 8:49, Reply)

you smell of farts she was to busy about the bins
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 8:50, Reply)
I don't smell of farts. Why are you so mean? :(

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 8:52, Reply)
look, I dont believe it but swipey has been accurate in her descriptions of people I have met thus far

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 8:53, Reply)
Yeah, where the fuck was my invite! I had to watch through the window :(

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 8:49, Reply)
I hope they had a terrible time and that they all get food poisoning

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 8:53, Reply)
no one remembers you

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 8:55, Reply)
Lusty does!
Don't you, Lusty?

...Lusty?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 8:59, Reply)
Yeah, I remember you.
Smelt like yaks milk and lentils.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:01, Reply)
Yer that's me

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:05, Reply)
Fuckin wankers the lot of them

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 8:55, Reply)
What's this I heard about you leaving your job?
What've you got lined up?
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 8:57, Reply)
Creepy stalker^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 8:58, Reply)
FB innit.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 8:58, Reply)
Assistant GM looking to be GM within 2 years.
Not the nicest bar, but good training and chances to move around Europe.
I start on Wednesday so will see what it's like.
Glad to be out of the club. It was time to go.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:05, Reply)
Sounds good.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:06, Reply)
I am slightly nervous.
Not sure if it's the right move to have made. But I think that may just be because I'm a fradey cat.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:09, Reply)
You'll be fine.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:15, Reply)
naked ape touches kids on the cunt
Geordiejay fingers kids.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 8:50, Reply)
rory is a fucking helmet

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 8:52, Reply)
plumdozer sniffs granny knickers

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 8:55, Reply)
A touch of the kiddies cunt a day, keeps Nakers at bay.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:00, Reply)
so what you're saying is...
You touch children on the cunt as well.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:00, Reply)
That's a given.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:01, Reply)
Stunned Poster touches children on the cunt.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:02, Reply)
+gently.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:03, Reply)
i heard the local kids have a rota system and he touches a different one everyday

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:01, Reply)
I heard that after the touching, he sniffs his fingers.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:02, Reply)
I heard he likes to wear 10 kids cunts like a pair of gloves.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:02, Reply)
I heard that too, it must be true.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:03, Reply)
i heard he keeps a spare one in his briefcase for emergencies

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:04, Reply)
I heard he touches them with his stump foot

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:06, Reply)
i heard stunned poster wears a naked child as a prosthetic foot

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:07, Reply)
Arse first so I can grind its stupid face into the floor.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:08, Reply)
kids are wankers

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:09, Reply)
sexy wankers

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:21, Reply)
a chinky child, so I heard

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:10, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:08, Reply)
What is this?
Why is it here?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:11, Reply)
It's how BLAHBLAH removes her STIs

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:23, Reply)
Oh man, the block breaks
No igloo time
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:13, Reply)
Good morning my internet chums
I have lots of coffee and peanut butter on toast. Today I will be mostly catching up on loads of crap in work
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:11, Reply)
Make sure you do £300s worth mess work this month

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:12, Reply)
I do at least £2k worth of mess a month

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:13, Reply)
I did at least two spoonfuls of mess on your mum's face last night

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:20, Reply)
I did two kilospoons of mess on YM's face last night.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:21, Reply)
Isn't it ironic?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:21, Reply)
*10,000 spoons*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:22, Reply)
When all you want is a knife?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:23, Reply)
Spork or GTF

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:24, Reply)
Knork
or GTF
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:26, Reply)
*team spork*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:29, Reply)
^ highly illogical

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:30, Reply)
very good

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:33, Reply)
( .Y .)
Team nork FTW
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:44, Reply)
Poor Mamma Tangles..... she got 10 thousand spoons when all she wanted was a knife.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:24, Reply)
More like
she got tangles when all she wanted was a real son.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:39, Reply)
I'm not Pinocchio, I am a real boy!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:49, Reply)
a bottle of gin and a knitting needle

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:42, Reply)
Using your single barrel pump action yoghurt rifle

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:22, Reply)
That you shoot kids in the cunt with?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:24, Reply)
good morning popular forum member 'sportscow'
i bought a toffee crisp this morning and i have lost it :(
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:12, Reply)
Toffee woes
I like a toffee crisp, I do
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:13, Reply)
im distraught
thats 65p i will never see again
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:14, Reply)
*starts online campaign*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:15, Reply)
Breakfast of champions

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:16, Reply)
that was for elevenses
im getting a bacon and sausage toasted sandwich soon
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:17, Reply)
Peanut butter is disgusting.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:13, Reply)
meh
More for me innit. Peanut butter on toast is manna from heaven with a strong black coffee
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:14, Reply)

coffee man
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:20, Reply)
I had peanut butter on toast this morning.
It was nom.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:20, Reply)
*high fives*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:21, Reply)
I used to respect your views on food.
Not anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:22, Reply)
Hahahaha.
What's not to love?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:25, Reply)
Marmite is the only true religion.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:25, Reply)
I like marmite

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:30, Reply)
+motorway

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:31, Reply)
and 'thumbing a ride'

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:32, Reply)
Ah Friday
The best day of the week that starts like a breakfast,

I feel like death, could really do with a decent nights kip.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:21, Reply)
3 good nights sleep in a row for me
I think I have brain cancer
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:22, Reply)
i cant wait to go to sleep again

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:23, Reply)
Sex with Swipe does that to a "man".

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:25, Reply)
YOU'D KNOW!!!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:33, Reply)
Nah, Stunned only does sex on Monty and Battered.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:38, Reply)
The best and worse of the sexes.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:39, Reply)
The 'highs' and 'lows', if you will...

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:41, Reply)
Poor Sporters RIP
Going to liv wid da Angles
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:27, Reply)
Serious

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:43, Reply)
Hiya!
Lack of sleep make this a #ratchet morning.
Things can only get better, as HIV enthusiasts D:Ream sang!

Getting my garden done this weekend too. Nice. Thanks for asking.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:36, Reply)
you'll contract HIV and pass it on to those kids that you bum.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:39, Reply)
Dozer fingers flids.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:39, Reply)
those sexy, sexy flids

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:41, Reply)
a what morning?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:39, Reply)
Ratchet. That's so ratchet.
Pour it up, pour it up
That's how we ball out
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:40, Reply)
I was trying to find a hashtag as cool as #Yolo which, let's face it, has past.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:41, Reply)
*passed

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:41, Reply)
I haven't had my coffee yet, go away!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:43, Reply)
#marr

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:43, Reply)
Passes Kouchie.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:45, Reply)
I thought it was a dutchie?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:46, Reply)
cutchie

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:48, Reply)
That was the cleaned up version that didn't refer to dope.
Dutchie was a cooking pot. Kouchie was a dope pipe.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:51, Reply)
Nakers sings 'touchey' because of the kids cunts

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:54, Reply)
Touchey, touchey on the left piss flap.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:55, Reply)
Ah. Right you are, then.
Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:54, Reply)
passed

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:41, Reply)
past tense.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:43, Reply)
is past or has passed.
Happy to help.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:49, Reply)
noun/verb innit K Bone

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:52, Reply)
Participles, old boy.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:52, Reply)
isn't 'past' as a participle a slightly archaic usage?
Not saying it's incorrect like.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:54, Reply)
passé, as it were
PUN DOWN

But I believe it was the use of the verb "to pass" that was being used, here. Rather than the noun "the past", referencing a time period.

If you were saying "that is past", meaning it's out of date, I'd punch you for being a twat.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:57, Reply)
Alt + 0233

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:58, Reply)
Ta

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:59, Reply)
yer, I think thick jase just gets his spellings confused

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:59, Reply)
Technically, we're looking for a past participle here.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:53, Reply)
Technically, you need to type faster.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:54, Reply)
I'm old and arthritic and leave me alone.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:55, Reply)
IN YOUN OWN TIME DOROTHY!!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:56, Reply)
Two, and as they say, shay.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:57, Reply)
technically, a Gladiatrix

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:55, Reply)
Barry's mum?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:56, Reply)
i dunno what that means

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:41, Reply)
a cus man a cai

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:42, Reply)
really it's to describe an awful person. But saying, that's so ratchet means it's shit.
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ratchet
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:45, Reply)
I prefer the second definition there

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:47, Reply)
WTF?
catfished
Being deceived over facebook as the deceiver professed their romantic feelings to his/her victim, but isn't who they say they are.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:49, Reply)
MTV have managed to make a whole TV series out of that term.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:51, Reply)
There's a Docu-Film and a telly show about that

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:51, Reply)
In your own time, Dorothy.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:52, Reply)
Isn't there a docu-drama on MTV about catfishing?
That's what I heard.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:54, Reply)
For my fallen homie, M-dog :(
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xci0-26M-bk
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:57, Reply)
We posted at the same time, Wicked Witch!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:55, Reply)
THERES A TV SERIES AND DOCU-FILM ABOUT THAT ON MTV

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:53, Reply)
sounds like a homosexualists term...

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:48, Reply)
YOU'D KNOW!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:50, Reply)
Morning can fuck right off.
Alt: No. It's before noon. I should still be in bed. Today is day ten of a ten day stretch at work and I don't finish till nearly midnight. Still, weekend off, so yay.

AltAltAlt: worst buddhist ever.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:37, Reply)
you seem happy today!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:40, Reply)
I'm fucking shattered, froggles.
If I didn't absolutely love my job, I'd be fucking suicidal.

Or homicidal, at least.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:42, Reply)
i like where i work but hate the hours and commute and i just want to go to sleep today

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:43, Reply)
Lazy fecker.
You'll be touching kids on the cunt next.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:47, Reply)
I'm sure he didn't get where he is today by shirking his kid-cunt-touching responsibilities

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:49, Reply)
Like his hero Nakers.
You can set your watch by his kid cunt touching.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:50, Reply)
On the third creep, the time sponsored by Activewrist will be...

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:53, Reply)
im on a downward spiral mate

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:50, Reply)
You'll be sucking off businessmen in phone boxes by the end of the year.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:50, Reply)
so its not all bad then, thanks xx

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:52, Reply)
As I said, I love my job.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:53, Reply)
Nice work on the spiral technique, but you generally go up rather than down.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:58, Reply)
I got drunk with Mrs Vagabond last night because we live in a bedsit in London &c &c.
We then went home and watched Graham Norton because Bill Murray was on it. He's ace.

Tomorrow I'm going to saw my knob off and Mrs V is going to dye the stump.

Make of that what you will! LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:40, Reply)
typical unfunny vagabond post!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:41, Reply)
Accountant has no sense of humour shocker!

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:45, Reply)
I'm not an accountant and your post wasn't funny.
Hope this helps xx
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:47, Reply)
Course you're not, Norman.
You're a superstar DJ with your own yacht and a club in Ibiza.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:54, Reply)
no, I work in the financial advice sector, totally not the same as accountancy
Plus, your post wasn't funny.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:58, Reply)
potato patarto

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:01, Reply)
you're saying that you think regulated financial advice is the same as accountancy?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:03, Reply)
Monkey see monkey do

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:10, Reply)
you've never been to see a financial adviser in your life
Which is why your bank sold you your ISA and it's only worth 2 grand. Your pension will be in default funds and only growing at 3% a year.

Or maybe you went to see an accountant about your life insurance and they told you you'd gone to the wrong place.

Poor B Dog :'(
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:14, Reply)
^ Not an accountant

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:16, Reply)
precisely.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:16, Reply)
seen one... seen all

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:24, Reply)
Cheer up - you're rich AND funny (ish)!

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:10, Reply)
No, it really wasn't funny.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:53, Reply)
You're not upset, are you Jay?

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:55, Reply)
Nope.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:57, Reply)
Some cunt in the office has put the Tetris theme in my head
Quick, sing something
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:51, Reply)
Do doo do do dodododo

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:54, Reply)
da da deda da de da

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:54, Reply)
dur duh ner ner ner ner

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:55, Reply)
is all I want to say to you

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:55, Reply)
Oh, very good.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:56, Reply)
Pop up there a bit ^
We're singing Musical Youth.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:55, Reply)
enjoy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJKsn_OkOQ0&feature=kp
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:58, Reply)
Oh spaz hands link fail

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:00, Reply)
Spaz hands
Is that like Jazz hands for mong dancers
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:03, Reply)
I think there's a meme picture in that.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:04, Reply)
captain placid fingers rape victims

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:14, Reply)
Only dead ones

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:21, Reply)

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