If I didn't want a gameboy when I was 13/14, why would I want one now?
I played a harp for the first time on Saturday, that was pretty cool.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:42, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Well fuck off an fiddle your harp then.
or link to a phone app that does it for you.
or GTFO
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:44, Reply)

Phone apps are for pricks

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:44, Reply)

I like Fifa12, Smart Tools and Endomondo Pro

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:49, Reply)

I like the phone app 'PHONE' and I also like 'MESSAGES'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:50, Reply)

Never used them

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:53, Reply)

They have changed the way I communicate

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:54, Reply)

I'm a bit of a traditionalist and I still like shouting

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:55, Reply)

I like to leave messages on walls in my old drying blood and semen

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:56, Reply)

Yeah so do I, especially angrily at women and kids, but I've got a sore throat

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:56, Reply)

I like to fan smoke from my blowhole.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:57, Reply)

You like to blow fans from your smoke hole

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:59, Reply)

I have fans?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:03, Reply)

I played harp when I was 13/14, why would I want to now?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:44, Reply)

To impress chicks

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:45, Reply)

Yeah, cos you're swimming in them.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:46, Reply)

no, they just smell like fish
because they don't believe in washing
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:47, Reply)

it wouldn't work

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:46, Reply)

Nothing impresses chicks more than looking like an anorexic hairy cherub

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:46, Reply)

Chicks dig guys with harps

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:47, Reply)

It goes both ways - I'd fuck Joanna Newsom

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:48, Reply)

The word you are looking for is 'pluck'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:49, Reply)

Cor!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:49, Reply)

pluck play like a French horn
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:51, Reply)

Nice

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:52, Reply)

That Vanessa Mae who did the snow Olympics. Is that the same one who dun violin?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:51, Reply)

Yep
Hence she was shit at skiing

I'd like to do downhill slalom on her though
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:53, Reply)

Banter
Wonder what made her do that? Bit of a leap from Jools Holland
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:54, Reply)

No idea

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:55, Reply)

Well can you contact her manager and find out?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:56, Reply)

He said, and I quote
"Fuck off you weird cunt. Don't ring this number again or I'll find you and gut you"
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:57, Reply)

How strange he said something similar to me when I contacted him about having a go on her a few years back
Definitely something weird going on here, sporto.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:00, Reply)

I might ring back tomorrow

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:05, Reply)

Definitely
You need to show this prick that you're not going to be fobbed off that easily.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:08, Reply)

TBF she was fucking brilliant at sking
just not as good as the people who do it all day, She should have played the fiddle all the way down and then turned to the rest of the plank users and shouted "fucking follow that pricks" then walked
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:59, Reply)

this^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:59, Reply)

I would have gave her at least a 7

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:09, Reply)

It's almost cute how close to English the Geordie dialect is.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:10, Reply)

Gan canny pet, ah've nee ideea what ya on aboot.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:15, Reply)

Divvent tark wet man

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:17, Reply)

haha yeah

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:17, Reply)

I might get the old recorder out.
I used to pretend to play that because the only thing I learned was Hot Cross Buns. Whenever the school had a concert I just moved my fingers.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:04, Reply)

And now you move your fingers playing with hot cross buns of a different kind

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:10, Reply)

toot!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:12, Reply)

I want a bass recorder.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:15, Reply)

Use an old tape deck

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:16, Reply)

One of them shite wall mounted singing fish?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:17, Reply)