because you get
a mixture of tastes that blend together
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 10:29, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

but no
texture texture texture

crunchy carrot and soft potato together? WRONG.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 10:31, Reply)

FOODWRONG

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 10:32, Reply)

For fucks sake woman. How can anyone be so wrong on so many different subjects?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 26 Feb 2014, 10:37, Reply)

i don't get how it can not feel gross when the textures are all fucked up

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 10:38, Reply)

Surely you've eaten a salad before?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 10:39, Reply)

yes but that's different
because salad all has the same texture - CRUNCHY. if your salad is soggy in parts, you're salad-ing wrong.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 10:45, Reply)

Crunchy tomatoes must be a London thing

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 26 Feb 2014, 10:46, Reply)

i fucking hate tomatoes
for exactly this reason - they are crunchy and chewy and slimy all at the same time. and they ruin salads and sandwiches, smearing their disgusting wetness and seeds everywhere.

pulp them up for sauces and bakes and things, but don't eat the nasty litte cunts raw.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 10:52, Reply)

FOODWRONG

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 10:55, Reply)

What about potato salad?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 10:47, Reply)

i do like that with tiny shavings of onion
but not so big that you can feel them crunch against the soft potato
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 10:52, Reply)

I love crunchy cheese and egg too

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 10:52, Reply)

you eat those things off the top! you don't eat them with forkfuls of crunchy veg
silly cow
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 10:53, Reply)

I'll direct you to my earlier comment
FOODWRONG
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 10:54, Reply)

A monkey with a fucking keyboard would get something right EVENTUALLY
and yet you somehow manage to continually fail to do this. Are you a troll?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 26 Feb 2014, 10:56, Reply)

But in spite of all this, YHPCCIYM

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 26 Feb 2014, 10:46, Reply)

Uniform hairy texture, innit

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 10:53, Reply)

disgustingly accurate

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 10:54, Reply)

Cheesy, smeggy, suppurating,...
Hmm I'll have to take your word for it love.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 26 Feb 2014, 10:59, Reply)

Im with swipe on this one. I tend to eat the separate parts of a meal too.
I just didn't realise it was wrong :(
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 11:12, Reply)

dude, it's not our fault they shovel it down with all the poise and grace of a gibbon at the zoo

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 11:35, Reply)