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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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With Rory emulating other B3tan's albeit not successfully.Which B3tan would you be for a day and why?
I reckon I'd be Dozer, just to feel that amount of inflated self worth for the day. Drink the best whiskys, listen to the best break beat down the skate park and have a go on Grace.
Alt. Evening prick plans.
altalt. alright?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 18:14,
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I don't want to be any of you, you're all pricks(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 18:18,
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www.amazon.co.uk/Gifts-iSwim-Waterproof-iPod-Case/dp/B002P8CJ8Q
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 18:25,
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I was just looking.Brave new world, eh?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 18:32,
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i would be dozerI would take out all his piercings, burn anything made of polyester or with comedy writing on it, give away his dreadful albums, pour his whisky and drugs down the bog, and squash the rodent.
he'd wake up the next day a MUCH better man.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 18:23,
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J'adore A&BYou hear their orchestral sets? Sublime.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 18:37,
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orchestral club music?Always shit. Even Jeff Mills couldn't make it not shit.
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I don't know what that acronym represents.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 18:46,
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Well Im about to be arrested.How do you even know that?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 18:52,
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90% polyester 10% rayon(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 18:53,
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you wouldn't like the whiskiesYou don't know the correct way to drink it.
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go on...What shape tumbler? How do you drink it? What are you tasting for?
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nah some chancing cunt blooblooing because he can't pay off his mortgage capital(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 18:36, Reply)
you only say that because you want to keep your riotous fun life to yourself(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 18:53,
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I'd be Al. Just to see what it's like to be a cunt. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 18:45,
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He's not a cunt though is he? Unless he used to be worse.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 18:46,
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Oh he is. The biggest cunt on here on a consistent basis for years. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 19:52,
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Get away, he's a kitten really.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 26 Feb 2014, 19:56,
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what would happen if you were al or davina mccall or someonejust so that you could kill yourself.
yes, you'd remove them from the planet, but what about yourself? would you wake up unscathed back in your own circus dwaff body?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 19:05,
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I'd like to be Baldmonkey (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 26 Feb 2014, 18:50,
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In a way, aren't we all baldmonkey?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 19:29,
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i'd be any of the users who aren't here any more because they've got livesso none of you chumps...or me
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 18:51,
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i'm off to a friend's for dinnerproblem is, lunch at langans means i'm more stuffed than dozer's cock up rory's balloon knot.
so I'm finishing off some work so that I can get there a bit too late to eat anything. gah.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 19:01,
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I have had two proper meals today. im pleased about that.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 19:06,
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chicken then beef. might have lamb for supper.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 19:09,
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Can't you just say you had a business meal?(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 19:08,
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maybeit depends what she's cooked. if it's curry or something, easy to take a small bit. if it's a whole meal, doom.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 19:10,
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she's my freak, I guess I'm weakYou ask what is this, none of your business, I pass all my days in my idle ways, through my tribal hallways, she walks my hallways, I keep her warm but we never kiss.
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she gives a little squeeze because she's hard to please.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 19:22,
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Alt: I'm going to have a fairly early night as I have an interview tomorrow.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 26 Feb 2014, 19:59,
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Not brilliant tbh.My current contract ends next Friday, they wanted me back but a political situation means that HR have suspended all recruitment until it's resolved. In the meantime I've been asked if I'd be interested in working with a group I've dealt with before but it's part time sickness cover, 2 days a week for maybe a month, possibly longer.
Still better than a gap on the CV, but...
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 26 Feb 2014, 20:22,
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Better than being on the dole.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 26 Feb 2014, 20:24,
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Less hassle.Plus the work will be interesting, and it shows willing. And I have my own time to look for something longer term, without the Jobcentre breathing down my neck. Having spent 10 months looking for work not that long ago, I know what I'd prefer. And i'm still applying for other things.
Assuming I get the fucking job, like.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 26 Feb 2014, 20:26,
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