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There is a point in a lunch threadApart from eating, what else do you/can you do? Our company has a 5 a side team that play every Wednesday, people play squash or go to the gym. I go to the pub
I've just had some Skinny African chicken and peanut soup and it was fucking NOM
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 12:29,
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I like to see how many paper clips I can fit under my foreskinAlso, skinny African chicken made me do a little lol for some reason
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 12:30,
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Currently in Newcastle thoughand born in South Shields
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 12:57,
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I sit in my van and listen to the radio. Sometimes I walk somewhere nice.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Feb 2014, 12:36,
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I'm not sure I'd like to just sit in a van all lunchtime(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 12:39,
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Well, I pretend it's a really small canteen. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Feb 2014, 12:41,
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Never have I seen a more wretched hive of scum and villainy(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 12:42,
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Voytek Rutkowski. Think he did sports science, he was in the OTC.Might be the same guy, can't have been many Voyteks in our year.
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Kroney, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 12:45,
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never knew his surnameHe was friends with one of the birds I went out with.
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Ah well. It amuses me how we seemed to have moved around each other without ever actually meeting.(
Kroney, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 12:55,
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there must be a Venn diagram in here somewhereDo you not remember any really good looking skate dudes with piercings and a shaved head?
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No and I don't remember you, either! What was the name of the bird you went out with, I might have known her if it was the same Voytek.
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Kroney, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 13:00,
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I just sit and think about where it all went wrong.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 12:38,
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When you unleashed the red setter from its binbag(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 12:39,
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you could go and have a look in a record shop, maybe even buy an LP(, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 12:40, Reply)
Sometimes I go for a walk to the park and feed squirrels chips. Troo story(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 12:43,
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I prefer to chip squirrels(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 12:45,
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Sometimes I feed a chip to a red squirrel(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 12:47,
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Is this a euphemism for sex with Swipe?(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 13:55,
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\o/Seriously , I couldn't believe it had been sitting there for an hour with nobody doing this joke.
I considered it a public service.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:07,
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It's like we're brothers or somethingBrothers who don't get on, but brothers nonetheless
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 12:47,
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I once pretended to like them just so I could get into a bird's knickers.It worked an' all.
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they were genre tourists who were never as good as the bands they set out to imitate(, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 12:52, Reply)
I was more for Blur than Oaisis.Oasis were moaning cunts who came out with the occasional brilliant song.
Blur came out with no brilliant songs but were easier to look at.
and Damon Albarn was fit.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 12:53,
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Imagining Liams eyebrows upset me when hearing Oasis.Noel is definitely the cooler one.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 12:58,
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The Calvin Harris follow up single(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 13:02,
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That sort of behavior may have been acceptable in the 80's, but not after then.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 13:04,
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Don't remember Gay Dad. I do remember Mansun, if that helps?(
Kroney, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 12:58,
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What a great subthread: what landfill indie bands of the 90s can you vaguely remember?'Member Marion?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 13:06,
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Sunderland used to run out to that(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 13:10,
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I heard Johnny Dean is reforming Menswe@rAlbeit without the other members
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 12:56,
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I tend to work, that way I'm less likely to be working in to the mid evening. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 12:43,
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I like to look at pictures of boobies on the internet(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 12:45,
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To be fair his hand is pretty hot(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 12:56,
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Did you model it into a hamster's fudge tunnel?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 12:58,
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Yeah... for Halloween gloves...or something I dunno lol.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 12:59,
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He should use lubricant to prevent friction burns then(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 12:58,
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Its in my top three money holding schemes(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 13:01,
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Lunch break is only half an hour so there's not much time to do anything other than eat and read a bookThere's a stack of women's magazines in the canteen that make it seem like women have no interests outside of what they wear, what they eat, what they weigh and who the latest reality tv/sex tape 'celeb' is shagging. Not a copy of White Dwarf or Angling Times in sight I tells ya.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 13:01,
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Fucking hell, White DwarfThats a name from the past
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 13:02,
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Women need to sort their fucking priorities out, crowAlthough, truth be told, I never had the patience for painting those little figures so gave it up after about a week.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 13:04,
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I used to be pretty good at that.On the other hand, I never used to get any action. I'm sure these two things aren't related.
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Kroney, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 13:05,
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In an ironic twist, I used to paint them with my girlfriend(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 13:06,
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In an ironic twist I painted your girlfriends facewhile she complained about you playing with toys
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She was a dirty bitch, it must be said(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 13:08,
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Was she fat and unattractive?I saw those things heaving themselves around the gaming tables every now and again.
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Kroney, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 13:08,
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No, she was blonde, thin and attractiveVery odd
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 13:08,
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I liked painting them but not gaming(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 13:05,
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I'm not sure this makes you any cooler(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 13:08,
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I've stopped digging upI've never been cool nor ever will be
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 13:09,
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*pretends not to know what this is about to look cool in front of the bigger kids*(, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 13:06, Reply)
99 days / 100 i go to one of the many places around here that sells tasty foodand cram it down my throat at my desk whilst drafting something exciting. occasionally I go for a beauty treatment or to collect something from a shop.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 13:08,
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"99 days / 100 i go to one of the many places around here that sells tasty food........ignore them all and opt for some bullshit vegetarian muck.....
and cram it down my throat at my desk whilst drafting something exciting. occasionally I go for a beauty treatment or to collect something from a shop."
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 13:13,
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*shuts up and flaps bovine wings*(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 13:16,
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Never *actually* shut up though eh? Thanks.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 13:17,
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today i had an itsu houmous salad wrapand some honey roasted cashews.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 13:18,
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Cashew nuts are all of the ace(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 13:21,
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they may well be best of all teh nutzalthough pecans, walnuts and the humble peanut are also pretty fucking excellent
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 13:30,
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Macadamia are also fucking yeah(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 13:31,
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I am ambivalent to almonds(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 13:33,
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roasted and seriously salted, they are lovely(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 13:57,
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His "Ring of Fire" song was good(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 13:23,
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I preferred Trent Reznors cover/dozerbollocks
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 13:24,
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OK you're supposed to say 'yes' here so I could 'POW!' you and reveal your web of lies.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2123780
Prolly too busy 'cramming something down your throat'
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 13:29,
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not as much as cracked black pepper or salt and vinegar onesbut they were all itsu had
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 13:29,
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I had M&S Chicken, bacon and corn chowderor "chowdah" as I believe it has to be pronounced.
Currently my new favourite "soup under 300 calories". Tomato and Basil can get to fuck.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 13:23,
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Which bit?She's working at the library today so you'll have to be quiet
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 13:26,
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She sent me a replica flesh lightI have to say it was much larger than expected
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I am dining al fresco todayTwo girls are dressing a semi nude statue in pants and a bra for some reason
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 13:29,
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I've got African veg soup today.*African fives*
And to think they starve over there.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 13:43,
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Only cos you keeping eating all their soup you fat poof(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 13:49,
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