I like jazz

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:20, 4 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Your the king of the swingers

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:24, Reply)

a I
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:24, Reply)

also ke ck
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:27, Reply)

jazz is for cunts, shit cunts and fucking pricks

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:26, Reply)

You're an idiot.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:27, Reply)

oohn look at me I don't even have to play a tune or in time aren't I clever
Pricks
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:30, Reply)

Ooh look at me, I don't understand anything about music, isn't my opinion valid!
Prick
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:34, Reply)

+ touches children on the cunt

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:37, Reply)

^

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:37, Reply)

you are so self aware

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:38, Reply)

Nah, I just like arguing about music

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:43, Reply)

No you don't

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:44, Reply)

Are Curiosity Killed The Cat jazz?
I liked Curiosity Killed The Cat.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:44, Reply)

I don't think so
They're more pop with a soul/jazz influence.
Harters is the man to talk to about that watered down end of the market.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:56, Reply)

\o/

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:56, Reply)

Jazz pioneers you say?
Long live CKTC!
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:59, Reply)

to quote the simpsons on jazz
lisa - you're supposed to listen to the notes they DON'T play

homer - I can do that at home
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:39, Reply)

trad jazz is ok, just not my thing
modern jazz is right up there with "performance art", a parody of itself performed by wankers for other wankers to wank over.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:44, Reply)

Wankers.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:46, Reply)

Pricks

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:49, Reply)

Just because you don't like or understand something, doesn't mean someone is trying to trick you.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:49, Reply)

his favourite band is Queen, this is why any music remotely complex is too sophisticated for him

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:51, Reply)

one of my favourites.
Most of my favourite music is classical
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:00, Reply)

Just the Classical period?
Or do you listen to composers such as Stravinsky, Shostakovich, Bernstein, Copland, etc.?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:08, Reply)

All sorts
Even studied Weill, Stravinsky and Schoenberg at uni (minor music unit in non-music degree).
Like Stravinsky a lot, Schoenberg not at all, though could sort of see what he was trying to achieve.
Bernstein is a favourite, Wagner too, plus a load more.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:13, Reply)

All of these composers incorporated jazz influences into some of their works.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:16, Reply)

Indeed, especially Bernstein

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:17, Reply)

I'm not sure what we're arguing about any more.
Saw a decent jazz version of The Rite of Spring a couple of years ago:
www.troublestudios.co.uk/?p=148

Edit: That's Steve Howe from Yes's son.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:19, Reply)

The different types of jazz, I think.
The one I hate is the one that sounds like several groups individual practice sessions played back simultaneously.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:22, Reply)

Yeah, it's not for everyone.
Ornette Coleman's album Free Jazz has two quartets playing separate improvisations - one coming out of the left speaker, the other coming out of the right.
I rather like it, but I suspect you'd hate it.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:25, Reply)

You may be right, but I'd always at least give it a listen first.
Sometimes music takes tine to grow on you, have listened to some very recent compositions that at first were "wtf" but after a while really liked.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:31, Reply)

you're verging on quasi-religion here

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:53, Reply)

How so?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:56, Reply)

Because you look a bit like Jesus, and everything you do, say, think and believe is absolute horse shit.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:57, Reply)

Harsh but fair

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 14:03, Reply)

Alright Johnny

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:48, Reply)

I GET THIS JOKE!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:56, Reply)

Jazz is perfect for those who think they are superior, so yes.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:28, Reply)

5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post2226814
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:29, Reply)

how do you work that one out?
You're too thick to understand what's going on, ergo it's for those who think themselves superior?

Maybe you should stick to your Will Self Investigates Ghosts book, eh?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 13:47, Reply)