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Sofa!Pizza!
Old Crafty Hen!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 19:23,
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Office chairBottle of Tesco best wine
Still working - but rather excited that we may be able to recreate the Charge of the Light Brigade soon.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 19:32,
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There's oil there now - that wasn't a factor in 1854(
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 19:41,
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Well oil be damned!!!(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 28 Feb 2014, 19:50,
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It was there before, I supposeBut it was regarded as some sort of black evil seeping from the ground.
We can all relate to that sort of area.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 19:53,
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Kitchen!Chicken, leak, pasta & cheese sauce cooking!
Lime & soda to drink!
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 19:34,
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^ gay!(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 28 Feb 2014, 19:45,
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Chase me!(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 28 Feb 2014, 19:54,
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Actually don't. Pizza's ready and I'd probably be sick.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 28 Feb 2014, 19:55,
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Alright scuttish/nurthern phantom girlfriend Brittas prick lord(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 19:37,
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^ gay!
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 28 Feb 2014, 19:46,
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Car park!Vodka!
Suicide note!
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 19:38,
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Don't do it!Everyone hates those notes.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 28 Feb 2014, 19:40,
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How are you going to do itI want to imagine you
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 19:46,
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^ gay!(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 28 Feb 2014, 19:51,
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A fall from thirty storeys(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 19:56,
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Gammon, chips and baked beanz.Sofa.
Bath soon, then
Sofa
Merlot/Cabernet sauvignon.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 28 Feb 2014, 19:39,
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Can you describe - and hopefully demonstrate - a tidy suicide? How is the new job?
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 19:47,
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Vacuum pack yourself in a bag, suffocate, done(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 19:48,
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put some power toilet cleaner* in a glass, add potassium cyanide, then stick your nose over it and have a nice big huffjob done
* the stuff with the "corrosive" sign on the label
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 19:51,
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overdose in a wheelie bin the day they are collected(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 19:52,
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shame your new job hasn't kept you busy enough innit(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 19:50,
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I've been viciously rejecting complaints and lolling about it, all week(, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 19:51, Reply)
I cant remember the response but I know it ends with you being a wanker(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 19:53,
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Pizza! Wine! Jaws 2 at 9 pm!(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 28 Feb 2014, 19:45,
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All the jaws movies are shit apart from 3(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 19:47,
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Oh, come on.The original is great and far better than the book, 2 is OK, 3 is reasonable only due to the fact that it has a good shot of Simon MaCorkindale getting munched FROM INSIDE THE FUCKING SHARK and 4 is shit apart from Michael caine.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 28 Feb 2014, 19:50,
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Oh, sorry I meant 4. That's the good one(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 19:51,
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I saw that at the cinema, the same week I saw Superman 4.I made a mental note to never pay and see a film with '4*' in the title after that.
*technically Jaws 4 was Jaws: the Revenge but who gives a fuck?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 28 Feb 2014, 19:54,
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Serious though jaws is fucking boring and the shark looks like shit(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 19:58,
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Are you saying it's not a real shark?A real shark trained to gently nibble on people?
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 20:01,
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I've probably seen it, and it doesn't registerShark - boat...shite. Agreed.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 20:08,
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NO YOUN ARE!(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 28 Feb 2014, 20:20,
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Swivel Chair!Facebook games!
Recently delivered whisky!
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 19:58,
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Dalwhinnie 15, Bunanhanhabhabhain 12 and Auchentoshan 3 wood(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 21:37,
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Going to the pub to see my old dad.He's dying a bit, but very cheerful about it.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 28 Feb 2014, 20:04,
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Nice of you to keep in touch after getting a new one.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 20:08,
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Well, Ina really shit way, lady pigs dad is an utter cunt and healthy and gonna live forever,And my dad, who has been supportive and helpful and awesome to us, is probably not gonna see more than another few years.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 28 Feb 2014, 20:10,
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I reckon we should make your dad and lady pigs dad fight to the death.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 28 Feb 2014, 20:22,
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Well okay but you arrange it. Haven't talked to him for years so might be a bit awkward.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 20:31,
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Sure thing.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 28 Feb 2014, 20:33,
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I hope he survives long enough to buy you a pint(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 20:09,
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It's my turn to buy the beers tonight.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 28 Feb 2014, 20:10,
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What sort of death is he doing?There's no end of options in our modern world.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 20:11,
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Some sort of blood clot lung thing.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 28 Feb 2014, 20:12,
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Something beyond resolving, I take it?(
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 20:14,
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They can slow it down, but yeah, it's a death sentence.He just says that there is every chance he'd get killed by something else before it gets him so is not bothered
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 28 Feb 2014, 20:15,
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Make the most of what you have(
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 20:22,
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THATS WHY IM TAKING HIM TO THE PUB YOU JUDGEMENTAL PRICK!nah, you're alright really.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 28 Feb 2014, 20:34,
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Wish I'd taken my ol' man to the pub a bit more Sentimental prick
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 20:51,
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Washing up!The radio!
Guinness!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 21:05,
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teahumous salad
and wishing I was at 6music festival
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 21:09,
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It sounds dullI switched over to radio 3
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 21:13,
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i like The Verb, but I always forget to listen to it(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 21:14,
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A Time to Kill is on More 4.Crap book, not a bad film.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 21:19,
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