Disneyland next month, I'm fucking dreading it.
On the good news front, trains this weekend, what our daughter loves. Place in Kent, what frog suggested, and the rail museum this Saturday.What are you dreading? And looking forward to?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 14:28, 83 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Are you sure you're a doctor?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 14:30, Reply)

America Disney or French Disney?
I'm dreading the fuck on of selling my house and looking forward to spending its profits on my extension
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 14:30, Reply)

The American one.
What clinic is doing the extension?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 14:32, Reply)

The one you went to

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 14:34, Reply)

Thailand are good value for money these days :)

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 14:36, Reply)

INORITE
I bought my first cock there
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 14:38, Reply)

The first one is always special.
Like Rory'sm.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 14:41, Reply)

I brought back a bottle of vodka from Thailand for a mate.
It was called Black Cock.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 14:43, Reply)

Is it bigger than normal vodka?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 14:58, Reply)

I've had it stuffed and mounted over the fireplace

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 14:43, Reply)

Rory'sm?
Must have needed some stuffing.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 14:46, Reply)

We've all been THERE

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 14:48, Reply)

Good call. french Disney is pompous and unwelcoming.
Weren't they gonna build a UK one?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 14:38, Reply)

I really liked the french one

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 14:41, Reply)

I was about 9 when I went and still had a sense of foreboding.
and that was before they were begging people to go for free.
I'm sure "Its a Small World" had real kids chained up.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 14:43, Reply)

We went a few years ago
It was brilliant for the kids but fucking roasting hot
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 14:45, Reply)

Our's is a bit young I think.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 14:47, Reply)

Isn't the truth that your wife wants to go for her own selfish reasons?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 14:48, Reply)

Some would say her reasons are a bit Mickey Mouse

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 14:49, Reply)

Don't be goofy.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 14:52, Reply)

Inlaws paying.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 14:50, Reply)

Sacre Bleu!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 14:44, Reply)

I havent been to any disney world
But I think I would prefer the slight air of resentment in a French one to overly happy yanks
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 14:45, Reply)

I think I'd prefer to be on the side of the sneerers though
And that wouldn't be possible with the French one.
Easiest thing would be to not ever visit any of them.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 14:47, Reply)

My keen eye
has seen a train daughter joke there... not sure if that's something a doctor should be admitting
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 14:38, Reply)

well he certainly isn't admitting patients.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 14:39, Reply)

I have nothing in the dread category.
Im looking forward to the nice weather we are meant to be having. Also, going home for a quick drunken visit at the end of the month, seeing all my toon mates.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 14:39, Reply)

Looking forward to a photography day with my BiL on Saturday.
Oh - and my exhibition.

That's pretty well it.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 14:43, Reply)

Where are you exhibiting?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 14:45, Reply)

His penis
to old ladies
In the park
Saturday afternoon
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 14:50, Reply)

Exhibition?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 14:45, Reply)

It's a public display of works of art or items of interest, held in an art gallery or museum
Christ you're thicker than Jason sometimes
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 14:50, Reply)

I thought you were going to go all Airplane there...

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 14:50, Reply)

but thats not important right now

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 14:59, Reply)

like a blind man at an orgy, I was gonna have to feel my way round

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 15:04, Reply)

\o/

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 15:19, Reply)

\o/

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 14:51, Reply)

Hi guys!!!
Do any of you use geoblocking software on your computer to allow access to foreign sites? I use hola unblocker for US netflix etc but it's not unblocking a website for me, and neither is hotspot unblocker.

Thanks!!!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 14:50, Reply)

if there is shit in the way just stab at it until your break through

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 14:54, Reply)

I'll try a high fibre diet and see where that gets me.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 14:57, Reply)

Dumped

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 15:02, Reply)

*sprays febreze*

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 15:04, Reply)

Disney land is shit and for shit cunts, mini apes ent ever going

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 14:54, Reply)

Miserable bastard.
Disney is great for kids.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 14:55, Reply)

don't care, i'm never going back
I was too old for it when I was 12 and ended up at Eurodisney.

The kids can go to the pub like normal people.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 14:56, Reply)

Haha, too posh for ITV but Eurodisney is ok

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 15:01, Reply)

i never said I was too posh for ITV

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 15:14, Reply)

Yeah
you can normally touch 4 or 5 on the cunt before you get caught
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 14:57, Reply)

amateur

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 15:00, Reply)

I'm looking forward to shoving my pulsating cock up YM's arse again tonight.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 14:57, Reply)

She's about your height.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 14:57, Reply)

Sorry, that's my mam.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 14:58, Reply)

officelol for pulsating

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 15:00, Reply)

It's throbbing can be measured on the richter scale.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 15:02, Reply)

*sees you at the party*

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 15:03, Reply)

...and it's length on a child's ruler

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 15:05, Reply)

You wouldn't want it as a wart on your nose.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 15:07, Reply)

Fucknose what I'd do then

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 15:08, Reply)

did you know that the richter scale was named after it's inventor...


Ian Scale
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 15:15, Reply)

Man vs Earthquake

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 15:16, Reply)

I'm really looking forward to going for a pint with 'Doctor Best Troll' this weekend!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 15:02, Reply)

Aren't you barred from the rail museum?
What's the viking place like?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 15:06, Reply)

smelly

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 15:20, Reply)

Took the kids there in 2007 and had a great time
Might have an angry wank later. I think that covers both questions.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 15:02, Reply)

Angrywanks - best of all the wanks

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 15:05, Reply)

IT'S ANOTHER FUNNY NEWS LINK MAKING FUN OF BATTERED'S HEIGHT!!!!!
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2571565/Theyre-called-vertically-challenged-short-people-intellectually-challenged-too.html
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 15:03, Reply)