We appear to have conked out again
How do you stay motivated? Are you a 100%er or a just enough to get by person?

Alt:
What food could you give up tomorrow?
What food could you not live without?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 10:32, 107 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Food!
Excellent topic. I've tried giving up meat before, but realised that this was bent. I like flesh 😁
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 10:34, Reply)

I'm pleased you realised the error of your ways

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 10:36, Reply)

Just enough to get by, unless I'm interested in it, in which case it's absolutely 100%.
Thus I'm great at first dates, new hobbies, and starting to paint.

Alt: not too fussed about eggs - don't NOT like them, just don't actively like them.

Altalt: Love.

Altalt: I have a doughnut.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 10:35, Reply)

I really like eggs

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 10:37, Reply)

in a cup?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 10:37, Reply)

1 egg 1 cup

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 10:39, Reply)

Yeah? Well then why don't you marry one?!
I like omlettes, but that's pretty well it. Fried eggs is well dull, as is scrambled, and boiled eggs are horribly grim - the embodiment of a morning beer fart.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 10:39, Reply)

Poached eggs are wonderous if done correctly

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 10:39, Reply)

Gah - no - it's poached I was thinking of - not boiled. Ugh.
Mrs V makes poached eggs, and chucking the water away is well grim.

EDIT: I've just realised I seem to have egg issues.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 10:40, Reply)

You need to crack this problem
Its no yolk
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 10:42, Reply)

Do we have to keep going ova this?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 10:43, Reply)

No
Thats an œuf
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 10:45, Reply)

The amount of song and dance made about it
You could release an albumen.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 10:46, Reply)

I haven't got the cash to shell out

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 10:47, Reply)

Get you and your fancy ligature

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 10:48, Reply)

I think I'd struggle to live without vegetarian food

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 10:37, Reply)

I think you should give it up

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 10:39, Reply)

The only reason people become vegetarian is so that they can tell others that they've done so.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 10:39, Reply)

Yes that's precisely it
I'm also on a one man mission to convert the rest of the world
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 10:41, Reply)

One of Mrs Cow's colleagues has recently been diagnosed with high BP
and is now some kind of health ninja, inflicting his opinions on everyone.

I fucking hate people doing that. You want to eat meat - fine. You want to be veggie - fine. JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT IT
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 10:43, Reply)

Vegans are fun.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 10:48, Reply)

They really are
(!)
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 11:01, Reply)

Keep him away from the Mexican gulf then

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 11:20, Reply)

Vegans get 90% of their daily protein by telling other people that they're vegan.
The other 10% comes from telling meat eaters they are scum.
( Peej, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 12:31, Reply)

I vary between the two usually.
I tend to find that I sit about on my arse for a bit, then realise that I'm running out of time to do something, then run about like fuck getting it done. I tend to work best under pressure, I guess.

Alt: I could probably (surprisingly) give up chocolate if I needed to. I don't actually eat all that much of it anyway. There is no fucking way that I could give up meat. Sunday roast, nice bit of steak etc - I could never live without that.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 6 Mar 2014, 10:46, Reply)

Chocolate I eat if its there
I could easily live without it

Meat, cheese, bread, no chance
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 10:48, Reply)

cock?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 11:21, Reply)

I'd rather keep it if I could

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 11:31, Reply)

I will have it couriered over forthwith

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 11:33, Reply)

thanks

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 11:45, Reply)

It really is a first class post

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 11:46, Reply)

^^This

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 6 Mar 2014, 11:23, Reply)

I could not live without meat. I could live without puddings.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 11:06, Reply)

I'm on the brink of adding you to my 'foodwrong' spreadsheet here.
Puddings FTW.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 6 Mar 2014, 11:26, Reply)

Puddings are for children
Any adult that cant live without puddings is clearly a massive nonce
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 11:29, Reply)

I think that anyone who associates the 2 entirely unrelated concepts of 'puddings' and 'noncery' perhaps has unresolved childhood issues.
We're there for you Bonzodog29 xx
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 6 Mar 2014, 11:30, Reply)

DONT TOUCH ME I WILL CALL THE POLICE

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 11:32, Reply)

*Waves spotted dick*

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 6 Mar 2014, 11:36, Reply)

I agree with this.
Although Rhubarb Crumble is alright.

Rhubarb is big man food though.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 11:51, Reply)

I'd struggle without artisan middleclass bread
The posh stuff.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 11:07, Reply)

There's a new "artisan" bakery that's opened just along from me
I will be visiting on Saturday
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 11:33, Reply)

I made a squash and chickpea curry last night
It was very nice, but I kept expecting to get some chicken and was a little disappointed when I didn't.

This morning my guts emptied themselves in a near painful fashion, so I'm not altogether sure I'll be making it again.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 11:19, Reply)

This makes little sense.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 11:21, Reply)

It makes perfect sense, it's just that you're a massive eye and brain spastic and can't understand it.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 11:24, Reply)

Japanese flag?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 11:23, Reply)

So you made curry with no chicken in it, but expected there to be chicken in it?
That's having kids for you Al, fucks up your sleep no end.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 6 Mar 2014, 11:24, Reply)

and your curries

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 11:32, Reply)

I'm actually surprised that a guy with a young kid in nappies can still face a curry

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 6 Mar 2014, 11:38, Reply)

It's poo, it's hardlt the worst thing in the world.
If it all gets too much you strip them down and put them in the bath and then change your shirt.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 11:43, Reply)

Jetwash time

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 11:45, Reply)

I can always face a curry

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 11:46, Reply)

^

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 11:46, Reply)

I'm never dissapointed by curry
in the way I am by pizza.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 11:47, Reply)

When mrs tangle was up the stick the first time the only food she could face was curry
I had no problem with eating it every night.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 11:50, Reply)

My biggest problem is deciding what to have
I never eat the same thing twice if I can possibly help it.

Unless I'm at Needoo, in which case I clearly always have lamb chops, paneer tikka, spicy poos, dry meat and karahi chicken.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 11:51, Reply)

My favourite place doesn't have a duff dish on the menu
The hard part is deciding what not to have.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 11:54, Reply)

The lamb chops there are superb.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 11:55, Reply)

A disappointing curry is a proper BAD thing
I had a jal frezi ages ago that tasted of fuck all. I was so sad
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 11:50, Reply)

This has brightened my day consderably.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 12:01, Reply)

thanks

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 12:11, Reply)

This thread lacks motivation

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 11:33, Reply)

You lack motivation because of your hippy diet.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 11:43, Reply)

Meh

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 11:46, Reply)

I can't be bothered to get annoyed about this.
I blame my vegetarian dinner last night.

I'm having spag bog tonight. That'll sort me out.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 11:47, Reply)

I hope that you will use soya or quorn

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 11:52, Reply)

I will never use soya or quorn, because they are for spastics.
I will eat couscous, but never quinoa
(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 11:53, Reply)

Spastics, or people looking for an alternative source of protein in their meal

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 11:54, Reply)

I fail to see why that second part of your sentance was necessary when you covered it perfectly in the first part.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 11:57, Reply)

Because SHUT UP that's why

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 12:00, Reply)

You should use cheese or chickpeas or lentils.
Never quorn.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 12:01, Reply)

There are enough restrictions in my diet, without me excluding some of the alternatives

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 12:03, Reply)

I gave your missus an alternative source of protein last night

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 12:06, Reply)

This thread is making me hungry now

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 11:56, Reply)

I might have to go and buy some mini eggs.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 11:57, Reply)

Depends what Im being motivated for. Im pretty laidback to be honest but if Im given a task I see it through.
Unless that task is the garden.

I've just had my sound system undelivered even though I said to leave with a neighbour, any neighbour. Ive just spent £5 of my "free" paypal money to have it delivered on saturday.

The door on my washer is broke too so am having to go to the launderette like a prole with a fag in my mouth (ooer). Ive also lost my landlords number so am having to write him a letter.

The fuck is wrong with this Thursday?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 11:57, Reply)

I could leave out rice and never leave out beef.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 11:58, Reply)

thought you would be more of a pork fan

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 12:08, Reply)

Any meat's a treat

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 12:11, Reply)

THe closest I've come to using a launderette is my halls at uni.
And they were posh halls so it wasn't like using a launderette as no-one there was a pikey.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 12:00, Reply)

Is this your blog now?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 12:01, Reply)

I for one am very bored of hearing about JAYSUMMMSSS life in such minute detail.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 12:01, Reply)

Dunno who you are, soz.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 12:11, Reply)

Yes. Now subscribe or get fucked

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 12:11, Reply)

alright off topic

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 12:11, Reply)

We are, yes

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 12:14, Reply)

phew!
I'm wading through a UCIS complaint, it's well shit.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 12:17, Reply)

I can't live. If living is without food.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 12:16, Reply)

fat wanker

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 12:17, Reply)

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 12:17, Reply)

tl;dr

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 12:22, Reply)