TRAIN THREAD
I hate other commuters. Selfish mouth breathing cunts.

What portion of the public do you despise? Apart from the working class and the unemployed.

I hate pensioners. Fucking greedy sponging cunts, the state pension is by far the biggest part of the welfare budget, which (as I'm sure we all agree) shouldn't even exist in the first place.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 8:08, 74 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

What class do you consider yourself?
I'm quite happy to have a welfare budget, personally.
www.naturalnews.com/044244_Malaysia_Airlines_Flight_370_vanished.html#
There we go, it's aliens.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 8:12, Reply)

working

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 8:15, Reply)

I think the whole class thing is redundant.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 8:16, Reply)

yer but you're noticeably dim, so it's not beyond you to hold risible views

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 8:20, Reply)

'risible' means 'laughable'. it's a derisory term, and the word has a Latin root

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 8:21, Reply)

It's just a thinly disguised excuse to get one up on someone else
and has nothing to do with money/poverty, there are rich Chavs everywhere.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 8:21, Reply)

Pretty much.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 8:23, Reply)

it's a useful way of defining social demographics and you're correct, not always correlated to income

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 8:23, Reply)

If we never find the debris, it means some entirely new, mysterious and powerful force is at work on our planet which can pluck airplanes out of the sky without leaving behind even a shred of evidence.

GET TO FUCK.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 8:20, Reply)

I think it means that it crashed in deep ocean, soz m8

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 8:22, Reply)

The bloke that wrote that is a fucking cunt.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 8:24, Reply)

Aliens.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 8:31, Reply)

Just read it through
Complete tinfoil-hatter.

If someone had something that could make an aeroplane vanish, and they were trying to make a show to blackmail a government, why not pick on, say, the Statue of Liberty, or the USS Ronald Reagan?

Oh wait, maybe Blofeld didn't die after all.

We haven't mapped even 1% of the world's undersea oceans, so if it's gone splash in deep water it'll take a long time to find.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 8:36, Reply)

So it's vanished then.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 11 Mar 2014, 8:42, Reply)

Yep
it's called gravity....
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 8:22, Reply)

Yeah, from the mouth of OT's resident
conspiracy theory debunker
( Kroney, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 8:30, Reply)

Only the moon landings, not any other conspiracy theory.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 8:32, Reply)

you prat

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 8:34, Reply)

What? You actually believe they faked the moon landings?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 8:40, Reply)

Yes.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 8:40, Reply)

Based on what?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 8:51, Reply)

A lack of technology at the time to return people from the moon to earth.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 8:53, Reply)

Aliens.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 8:54, Reply)

But they did come back...so they must have had the technology

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 8:55, Reply)

I am far too tired to have this conversation - been up since 4am.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 8:56, Reply)

Capitulating^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 8:57, Reply)

No.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 8:59, Reply)

alright stunned

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 9:00, Reply)

Vikings navigated to north America using a mildly magnetic rock and a crow.
Don't do the ingenuity of humanity down
down. Besides, they totally did have the technology.
( Kroney, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 9:00, Reply)

Yeah!
Anyway I proved they had the technology up there with some simple reasoning
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 9:04, Reply)

Still, at least he's got a strong intellectual platform
From which he can ridicule other hatters.
( Kroney, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 8:44, Reply)

the fact that you can see the landing site through a telescope merely proves the conspiracy theory

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 8:47, Reply)

yeah but what about the shadows
and the flag moving eh eh eh
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 9:07, Reply)

a woman is asleep and snoring loudly

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 8:16, Reply)

YM?
Creepy.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 8:17, Reply)

I hate common people
You're not wrong about pensioners either, why have these people not planned ahead and saved some money for their retirement?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 8:39, Reply)

We did, by contributing for fifty years.
And salting away any other excess groats.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 11 Mar 2014, 8:44, Reply)

^ upset ^

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 8:45, Reply)

Fuck you lot, I'm off to work.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 11 Mar 2014, 8:47, Reply)

D'you know what I really hate about old people?
They're so slow and useless, yet they insist on sticking to the same time frames as working people.
The fucking supermarket is full of the doddering old cunts at the weekends; when I took my car in for its MOT a couple of weeks back, despite being there for 8.00am, I still had to wait behind three coffin-dodgers, telling their life stories to the bored staff at the garage.
And they smell funny too.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 8:51, Reply)

Funny haha or funny "funny"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 8:52, Reply)

"cabbagey" funny :(

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 8:55, Reply)

They need some sort of pissy mooncups to stop them leaking everywhere

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 8:56, Reply)

^upset^

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 11 Mar 2014, 8:53, Reply)

^one of those coffin dodgers^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 8:55, Reply)

Incandescent, edj
Present company excepted, of course
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 8:56, Reply)

Nice to see tolerance here.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 8:53, Reply)

Yeah we all know you like to stick your finger up old men's bottoms

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 8:57, Reply)

Monty had incredible tolerance

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 9:07, Reply)

He was the best one here apparently.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 9:11, Reply)

*ahem*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 9:12, Reply)

Good to have you on my side sporters

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 9:13, Reply)

ha

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 9:13, Reply)

You're the best one here. xx

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 9:17, Reply)

tggi

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 9:19, Reply)

>: (

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 9:19, Reply)

Fat people, I dislike fat people

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 9:10, Reply)

Oh God yes
Frank had the right idea about them:
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1872317
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 9:16, Reply)

Most of them, truth be told
My Metro to work looks like a Walking Dead episode
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 9:12, Reply)

Egg is on your metro?!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 9:13, Reply)

He was
until I put a crossbow bolt through his face
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 9:14, Reply)

Ignorant, inconsiderate, and ill-behaved people.
Cyclists.
People who spit in the street.
People who urinate in the street.
People who wear tracksuits for anything other than warming up for an exercise session.
Fat people.
Ugly people.

The pension is a fine thing - they've worked their share.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 9:15, Reply)

I've got no cereal...I wonder if I should buy some more OR get a bacon sandwich...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 9:20, Reply)

I've had scrambled eggs on toast this morning.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 9:23, Reply)

Porridge with raspberries and blueberries
although I now have egg envy
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 9:25, Reply)

I was up until 4am, I'm too tired for this conversation

( Kroney, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 9:23, Reply)

What for?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 9:27, Reply)

You've been with Battered?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 9:53, Reply)

People who stand in the yellow cross-hatched area
and then try and get on the train as soon as the door opens. ARE YOU FUCKING DEAF?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 9:23, Reply)

Hey, let's all help look for the plane
abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2014/03/crowdsourcing-the-search-for-malaysia-flight-370/
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 9:29, Reply)

I've looked
Its not in Whitley Bay or Newcastle
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 9:31, Reply)

The nutters are going to love this.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 9:33, Reply)

It's the 404th 777 ever produced. 404: Plane Not Found

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 9:38, Reply)

Excellent nerding

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 9:41, Reply)