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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm getting a ukelele, that should annoy the wife.
What do you want to buy? Who do you want to annoy?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=puSkP3uym5k
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:29, 120 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
I'd like a black and grey lacoste jumper that isn't now child size.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:31, Reply)
Is this some sort of meme?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:32, Reply)
No, it's TRUFAX

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:32, Reply)
NO airing your shrunken linen in public please

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:32, Reply)
Sorry Crow :(

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:33, Reply)
Make sure you hold it far away

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:32, Reply)
*ukulele

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:33, Reply)
Its bad Form(by) to spell it incorrectly

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:34, Reply)
Inception link
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2234352
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:34, Reply)
Look at his sig - he can't even spell stethoscope ffs

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:36, Reply)
Someone needs to tell him we already have a jaysum.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:37, Reply)
At least jaysum accepts that he is thick, instead of pretending he's a doctor

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:38, Reply)
And jaysum doesn't pretend to have a wife and kid, he's just out there, gay, thick and proud, unlike this clown.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:41, Reply)
I'm not sure I believe a single word he's ever written on here

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:43, Reply)
Well, at least he's admitted being 'a shit speller', where previously he's blamed auto-correct.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:45, Reply)
I'm a shit speller, I admit it.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:39, Reply)

pell tabb
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:40, Reply)
haha!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:40, Reply)
I bet your writing looks like spider shit

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:40, Reply)
Pretty much.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:50, Reply)
I quite fancy trading my Breitling in for a different watch. Perhaps an Omega.
I'd really like to annoy my ex more, but micro and me would lose out if I did. In other news, I may, subject to agreement on how we do handover, spend the day with my daughter tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:34, Reply)
Buy a motorbike and pick her up on that

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:35, Reply)
I miss having a motorbike.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:36, Reply)
What did you have?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:39, Reply)
A motorbike

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:40, Reply)
God, he can't read either.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:41, Reply)
Really?
He didn't mention it
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:41, Reply)
Several.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:44, Reply)
Several what?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:45, Reply)
Battered, earlier

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:46, Reply)
600rr, Then a Fireblade.
Always wanted a GSXR750.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:52, Reply)
You're probably the only person I know who owned a fireblade,
And isn't either dead or maimed in a horrible way.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:59, Reply)
Maybe that's how he ended up so deformed

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 16:01, Reply)
He used to be well over 7ft

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 16:05, Reply)
Stunned used to be 2 ft

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 16:09, Reply)
I quite fancy a Tag Monaco I like square faced watches

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:46, Reply)
I love my ukulele
There's nothing else I can say about it that doesn't sound like a innuendo.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:49, Reply)
Happy birthday, for whenever it was.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:50, Reply)
Thanks.

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:51, Reply)
I always thought of them as a bit of a joke instrument till zi listened to stuff on youtube.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:52, Reply)
depends on the ukulele and who's playing it I suppose.
I'm still shit at it, but enjoy trying.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:54, Reply)
I'm pretty good at it, but only have a shit one

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:55, Reply)
That's weird, I would have assumed it was the other way round.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:56, Reply)
Oh YOU

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:57, Reply)
I know right? I totes dun a joke on u lol

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:57, Reply)
What are you like eh?
You're mad you!
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:58, Reply)
I'm a *right* nutter, me!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:59, Reply)
No one likes a bragger.
Oh look at me, I'm tangles, I drink yak's milk and play the ukulele in my wigwam.
Prick.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 16:06, Reply)
I understand you are both impressed and bitter at the same time, it's ok

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 16:09, Reply)
a bit yeah :(

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 16:19, Reply)
^Braggart^

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 16:45, Reply)
haha!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 16:09, Reply)
I want, and have agreed with the missus, to buy a house with a turret with my study in it, a greenhouse and a huge garage.
Inside this garage will be a Rover SD1, a Porsche 944, a Renault Alpine and my actual car.

The rest of the actual house is immaterial to me and therefore her responsibility as interior design is a pink job.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:50, Reply)
I'd like to buy a record player,
But other expenses keep knocking me back. One day. I'll play my collection of obscure vinyl for the pleasure of other, one day.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:50, Reply)
I found one in the attic.
I have been repairing it.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:51, Reply)
Can I have it?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:57, Reply)
It was my grandad's. He bought it in 1963.
My mum and uncles grew up listening to it and am pretty keen for me to get it working again.

So sure!
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 16:00, Reply)
Excellent, second class post is fine.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Mar 2014, 16:02, Reply)
No worries. I'll just wrap some paper around it.
They built things to last in them days!
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 16:03, Reply)
Wait, you bought an engagement before buying a record player?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:56, Reply)
No, I bought a wedding ring before the record player broke.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:57, Reply)
Get Kroney to fix it for you

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:59, Reply)
Haha haha, yeah.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Mar 2014, 16:00, Reply)
Totes could, I am well good at fixing shit, me.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 16:00, Reply)
He's alright but he's no George Formby.
I'm s'posed to be learning guitar but I'm shit. Think I'll just cut two of the strings off if it's that easy.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:52, Reply)
Formby didn't play a ukulele

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:56, Reply)
dub-dubz

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:58, Reply)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:59, Reply)
And again up there^^
You're on fire! I wish that was literal!
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 16:01, Reply)
I said he was no George Formby.
Weren't you listening?


(think I got away with that one)
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 11 Mar 2014, 16:06, Reply)
I listened, but I heard nothing.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 16:08, Reply)
I do not understand the appeal of ukelele at all.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:57, Reply)
That's because you can't make heart wrenching angst ridden music with a ukulele.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:58, Reply)
Then there's absolutely no point to it.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 16:04, Reply)
They're very easy to play and it makes you feel clever to master an instrument quickly

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 16:00, Reply)
Your mssus mastered my instrument last night

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 16:02, Reply)
When you're used to handling a larger instrument, like a double bass, a little ukulele is no challenge

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 16:04, Reply)
Good play from tangles here.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 16:05, Reply)
Yep
Consider my cap doffed
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 16:06, Reply)
really maybe I'll give one a go

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 16:26, Reply)
UR MUMS BUM

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 16:01, Reply)
THATS RUDE

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 16:01, Reply)
QUADS
EDIT: FUCK OFF TUIB
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 16:02, Reply)
Loloser

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 16:03, Reply)
tHINK i HAD BEST GO FOR A BEER :(

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 16:03, Reply)
IM LEAVING MY CAPS LOCK ON WHILE IM OUT THOUGH

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 16:04, Reply)
Can't be too careful these days
Check em
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 16:04, Reply)
Deffo

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 16:04, Reply)
Bit cheeky!
And there's your quads
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 16:02, Reply)
woah, dubs & trips

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 16:13, Reply)
It's all happening in this thread

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 16:14, Reply)
Another classic from Twoey!

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 16:02, Reply)
my brothers and i bought my dad a vintage banjolele
it was a lovely looking little thing, but he found his fingers were too stubby for it. so now he has an ordinary uke and my nephew has the cool one. so fucking glad I forked out £100 for that.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 16:10, Reply)
i wanna buy some computer equipment then annoy Kroney by asking him how to use it.

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 16:26, Reply)
Go ahead, it'll give me something to do.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 16:35, Reply)
ent got the time really, anyway I'm all trolled out after my discussions with tangiers

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 16:39, Reply)
I want a set of decks so I can annoy the students next door
with early 00's vocal trance whenever they drunkenly sing Natalie Imbruglia, repeatedly.
I could also set them up in York to annoy Dozer.

I also want a new pair of sunglasses, since the weather's taken a nice turn.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 16:36, Reply)
These are the ones you want:
www.mrporter.com/product/432268?cm_mmc=ProductSearch-_-gb-_-Sunglasses-_-Steve&gclid=CNyP-u_1ir0CFUNqOgodDlgAfQ
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 16:40, Reply)
Sorry, no
Steve McQueen only
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 16:40, Reply)
Well he is Jaysum the Queen

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 16:42, Reply)
soz they look well gay

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 16:42, Reply)
£280??

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 16:42, Reply)
And well gay
I do like Police sunglasses though so my taste is to be questioned
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 16:44, Reply)
I like Police sunglasses too

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 16:45, Reply)
Oh man we should just bum and get it over with

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 16:47, Reply)
+ again

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 17:06, Reply)
Nah it was just a stern fisting last time

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 17:06, Reply)
better than a bow fisting i guess

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 17:09, Reply)
TTJ

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 17:09, Reply)
It is a bit much, £200 tops for sunnies

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 16:46, Reply)
^

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 17:02, Reply)
Fuck I wouldn't even go over £50
^ cheap gay
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 17:02, Reply)
Sorry, no. Dierdre Barlow only.
I look fit in pair of mirrored aviators.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 17:02, Reply)
Only pricks a Texas law men wear mirrored aviators

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 17:23, Reply)
Natalie Imbruglia??
What is it, 1997? Fucking students
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 17:00, Reply)
I know! it must be retro for them or something. Stupid caaaahnts.
Torn. Repeatedly. For hours.
(title of my autobiography)
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 17:01, Reply)
lol
Mine is Young, Gifted and Black; A Tale of Two Hats
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 17:03, Reply)
I see it up there next to Jackie Collins'

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 17:06, Reply)
I would have totes done a sex on her though back in the day
I have no idea what she looks like now mind so her loss
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 17:06, Reply)
She's still fit.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 17:06, Reply)

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