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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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Succinct and effective.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 12 Mar 2014, 14:12,
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like my impregnating technique
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 14:14,
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"short, clear and concise"
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 14:17,
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"Mercifully brief" - Mrs Ape
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 12 Mar 2014, 14:18,
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"A moment of wild flailing akin to Tarrant's mini stroke"
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 14:19,
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"long periods of boredom punctuated by moments of sheer terror"
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Kroney, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 14:24,
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lol
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 14:26,
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"like being innoculated"
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 14:26,
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"I didn't feel a thing"
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 14:32,
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"A long and expensive build-up, flattered to deceive, over far too soon"
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 14:33,
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"similar in scope and effort to cleaning a sea bird caught in an oil slick"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 14:35,
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cleaning a seabird caught in an oil slick painting the inside of a dead Sarlacc with a Q-tip
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 14:38,
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Can I just say right here and this isn't aimed just at you lokkers you ham handed freak
but I think we are all done with the Sarlacc comparison, shall we try some originality eh?
also star wars/trek is shit
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 14:40,
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i broke OT by asking for originality
*sigh*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 14:47,
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I've got a Star Wars t shirt.
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Kroney, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 14:49,
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is it comedic?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 14:49,
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No.
They never are, but this one is at least not trying to be.
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Kroney, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 14:53,
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I have Stormtroopers crossing the zebra crossing like The Beatles at Abbey Road.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 15:29,
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Stormtroopers crossing the zebra crossing like The Beatles at Abbey Road AIDS
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Kroney, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 15:29,
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TOWER BURGER!
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 15:30,
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ORSUM!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 15:29,
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Innit, bruv.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 15:31,
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OK, replace it with "Kimberley Diamond Mine"
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 14:57,
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"He said 'you'll feel a small prick'. He lied. I didn't"
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Kroney, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 14:36,
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" it was like trying to push toothpaste back into the tube"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 14:38,
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5 seconds of pleasure that you'll be paying for over the next 50 years?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 14:52,
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of pleasure
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 15:18,
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