5 pints
Stopped at 4
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 13:50, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

how can you work after 4 pints? seriously

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 13:55, Reply)

I believe the medical profession terms it "functioning alcoholic"

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 13:56, Reply)

If only we had a real doctor here to verify this

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 13:56, Reply)

AsAShit internet gp, it's all relative.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 14:09, Reply)

winning alcoholic
1st drinks all week ACKSHULLY
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 13:56, Reply)

Yep, that fits with the signs and symptoms
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High-functioning_alcoholic
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 13:58, Reply)

Can't be me
I'm not well respected
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 13:59, Reply)

Good point.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 14:04, Reply)

none of this is unusual
When they have one drink, they experience a craving to have more and cannot predict what their alcohol intake will be
They obsess about the next time they will be able to drink alcohol
They behave in ways that are not characteristic of themselves while drunk and continue to repeat these behaviors and patterns
Surround themselves socially with heavy drinkers
Getting drunk before arriving at social engagements
Setting drinking limits (e.g., only having three drinks, only drinking three days per week) and not being able to adhere to them
Driving drunk and not getting arrested or involved in an accident
Always having to finish an alcoholic beverage or even another person's unfinished beverage
Using alcohol as a reward
Having memory lapse due to excessive drinking (blackouts)
Taking breaks from drinking and then increasing alcohol consumption when they resume drinking after a long period of time
Not being able to imagine their life without alcohol in it
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 14:26, Reply)

I'll drink to that

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 14:27, Reply)

You're using alcohol as a reward. See!!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 14:29, Reply)

I totally deserve it

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 14:37, Reply)

Does having one for me and one for my fallen homies apply also?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 14:29, Reply)

Nope

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 14:32, Reply)

I ent
Got some coding and 'ting to do but nowt serious
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 13:56, Reply)

Masturba'ting?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 14:00, Reply)

well durr

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 14:03, Reply)

I left my genetic code all over your mum's face last night

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 14:00, Reply)

It said Downs

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 14:03, Reply)

One uninvited chromosome

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 14:03, Reply)

Its probably on children's cunts everywhere too.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 14:07, Reply)

If he liked it, then he shoulda put his finger on it

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 14:09, Reply)

his finger their ring
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 14:10, Reply)

Keep moving

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 14:12, Reply)

There was a man called naked ape
A spastic, angular of shape
He once took a punt
Touched a kid on the cunt
And committed lots of child rape.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 14:19, Reply)

}:-(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 14:23, Reply)

Oh....hi mate!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 14:25, Reply)

yeah...hi...'mate'

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:01, Reply)