Morning shitbags
This is weird, I'm at work and the missus is at home. I don't like it. She might find the bodies.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:20, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

at least you're working again instead of sponging off my taxes

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:21, Reply)

Actually I'm doing both
Thanks for the speedboat
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:23, Reply)

Everyone loves a bit of bully

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:24, Reply)

Take a look at what you could have bummed

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:36, Reply)

hello you
i don't know why you think you got 99 problems. our IT dept just had to downgrade my version of the internet because it couldn't cope with our billing system, or vice versa, and now you're all blue namers again. how am i going to know who is good and who is shite?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:23, Reply)

Everyone is shite

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:25, Reply)

"downgrade my version of the internet"
What?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:26, Reply)

the browser, i meant

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:27, Reply)

Ahh

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:29, Reply)

If you append "good" and "shite" with "looking" then you're away

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:39, Reply)

Morning fella
Spent the weekend in the shadow of both Trent Bridge and the City Ground, your lot were quite loud on Saturday.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:25, Reply)

Was it gay pride?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:25, Reply)

Worse, Nottingham Forest fans.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:26, Reply)

I prefer Fathing Wood

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:31, Reply)

+r

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:33, Reply)

For all the good it did us
You must be fucking chuffed with your lot mate
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:40, Reply)

Glad with the win, not happy with Sturridge's dive.
Game balanced out though, stonewall penalty not given a minute later, Rafael stayed on the pitch (as did Flanagan), so the only one that can really complain about the refereeing is Vidic, but he should know that diving into a challenge like that as the last man is foolish.

Had a fantastic beer in West Bridgford whilst watching though, so that was nice.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:42, Reply)

Oh aye, whereabouts?
Thanks for the SnapChat of the home of football by the way, I love that view from the bridge
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:45, Reply)

No problem, was a nice day, figured I'd take a picture.
Pub was called The Monkey Tree
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:47, Reply)

Not familiar with that one
But will head there next time I'm visiting the folks, should try to make the visit coincide with one of yours
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:49, Reply)

It's on the road past the Trent Bridge Inn, but not heading towards City Ground or town
Bit confusing to describe. Basically, head towards West Bridgford, it's on the right.

Well, depending on how Friday's interview went, I may become a permanant resident sooner rather than later.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:59, Reply)

Fingers crossed for you mate

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 10:03, Reply)

Cheers fella

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 10:04, Reply)

Isn't there a pub near the bus station in Manchester called that?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:53, Reply)

I recall a pub called the ape and something in manchester.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:56, Reply)

Not that I'm aware of.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:59, Reply)

The Old Monkey

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 10:14, Reply)

If it helps
she is probably taking the opportunity to fuck the postman
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:25, Reply)

I've seen our postman
I hope he's got rohypnol. And a stepladder
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:41, Reply)

And some antibiotics.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 9:54, Reply)