that guy can't remember anything from 1990 to 2000
how is he not dead yet?

yes, i'd be a great politician. lots of politicians were lawyers first.

alt: knock knock (physically not verbally)
who's there?
don't answer, just look at the coffin...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:34, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Women can't be politicians. Or lawyers.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:35, Reply)

Too many politicians were lawyers first, if you ask me.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:36, Reply)

It would be nice if a few actually had experience of proper jobs.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:37, Reply)

Some of our local ones worked down t' pit for 90 years.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:39, Reply)

Like they have real politicians in the North East

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:40, Reply)

We do too!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:41, Reply)

Nah
Not with the funny voices up there...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:41, Reply)

Ah talk proppa, me like.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:48, Reply)

the wifes family are from up there
I love reading text messages from them
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:49, Reply)

They text in dialect?
How ghastly
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:52, Reply)

Its very funny

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:55, Reply)

*wrings hands*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:39, Reply)

hands neck
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:42, Reply)

Gideon has gone up in my estimation due to his name being a dubsdubs

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:38, Reply)

no one ever asks you

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:38, Reply)

You're Mr Nastyhead recently.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:44, Reply)

im compensating for my miniscule genetalia and poor life choices

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:47, Reply)

now now, it's not miniscule
it's minUscule
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:49, Reply)

Kick a man when he is down

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:50, Reply)

it's much more fun when he's up
far more painful
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:51, Reply)

Both are acceptable.
We're not French.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:51, Reply)

what do you know, kraut/yank yidboy?!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:52, Reply)

At least I am not FUCKING GINGER!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:57, Reply)

NOR AM I
AS YOU WILL SEE AT THE WEEKEND!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:58, Reply)

The prosecution rests Your Honour

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:59, Reply)

According to the OED, the first citation of the miniscule variant is from 1871, so this is a form that has been around quite a long time.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:51, Reply)

just because people have been misspelling it for 100 years doesn't stop it being WRONG
googlefinger
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:52, Reply)

Language is fluid and moves with the times

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:54, Reply)

you're thinking of your bowels

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:55, Reply)

again

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:55, Reply)