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One of my cats has just shredded my hand when I put flea treatment on her as a preventative measure.
Cunt.
Tell me about your pets & when you last hated it/one of them.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 19:06,
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I never hate Grace.
She's too cute to hate.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 19:14,
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^Fucks animals
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 19:19,
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...says the man married to a walrus
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 19:20,
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Haha!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 19:22,
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The powers that be suggest that if you're into animals you might as well rape some children also. I tend to disagree with having sex with animals or children but I'd rather sick indidivuals stick to animals.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 19:21,
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Do you not use that liquid on the back of their neck?
Mind it would be like wrestling a tiger for you...
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 19:14,
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I'm not interested in the views of a queer.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 19:26,
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worst duran duran bond theme b side ever
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 19:27,
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Angry little man.
Throw in some whisky and it's like you're in Scotland already!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 19:30,
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I wouldn't be interested in your vacuous views if you were straight.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 19:32,
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Well that HAS gave me something to think about!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 19:35,
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it'll make a change from thinking about rimming young boys and the price of lube
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 19:37,
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Lube is free, silly.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 19:40,
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Slide to the right
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 19:48,
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there's one hell of a lot of vandalism in the rick james wiki page history
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 19:19,
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I've never had a pet
I'm not some sort of needy prick
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 19:21,
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I haven't got any pets. next!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 19:22,
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Can't say as I blame her, making her use it when she may never get a flea.
She doesn't make you walk about wearing a condom does she?
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 20 Mar 2014, 19:23,
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Time of year - get 'em now before it happens.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 19:26,
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I have 3 chihuahuas,
I hate myself more than them if I'm honest.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Mar 2014, 20:18,
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WP!
How are things? Romantic bliss following your engagement I hope.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 20:19,
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I have some emo scars from when a cat slid down my wrist.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 20 Mar 2014, 20:24,
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I've got an interview next Friday afternoon - the state of my right hand ( *something to do about wanking* ) won't look good.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 20:30,
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I wish I had an interview next Friday afternoon.
I just got a knockback from a job I applied for that I could do standing on my head. I might ask them why I wasn't shortlisted.
Surely it won't look too bad by then?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 20 Mar 2014, 20:32,
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Sorry to hear that - good idea to ask for feedback.
Depth + length of one cut (4" cut down my thumb) definitely won't have gone away. Problem is people notice small things & immediately disregard you in this job market - no matter how competent you are.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 20:36,
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can you not just wear one white glove?
After all, just look at the career Michael Jackson had.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 20:37,
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Nasty.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 20 Mar 2014, 20:38,
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it was because of the spider-man t shirts and Battlestar Galactica ties.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 20:36,
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I've never seen an episode of the new Battlestar Galactica.
Trufax.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 20 Mar 2014, 20:38,
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neither have I
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 20:39,
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STOP COPYING ME!
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 20 Mar 2014, 20:40,
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I don't own any spider-man t shirts
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 20:41,
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At least you got the hyphen right.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 20 Mar 2014, 20:43,
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it's the giveaway, isn't it?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 20:43,
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^ Comic book nerd.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 20 Mar 2014, 20:45,
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I haven't read a comic since that Batman/Judge Dredd one back in the early nineties.
You know, at an age when it's appropriate to read comics.
I was still reading toss like Stephen King back then.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 20:48,
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I have never read a Stephen King book either.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 20 Mar 2014, 20:50,
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you haven't missed much.
His prose is appalling.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 20:52,
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I've heard he's no Dan Brown.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 20 Mar 2014, 20:53,
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fucking hell that's barrel scraping
I read one of those Kay Scarpetta novels, it was fucking shocking.
I know that shit sells, but still, it was poorly written pabulum of the shittest kind.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 20:55,
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Get you with your big words like 'shittest'.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 20 Mar 2014, 20:57,
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yer i used me thesaurus innit
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 20:58,
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Well now, this is good.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 20 Mar 2014, 20:35,
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I like the look of the moto 360 smart watch.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 20:37,
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I need a new jacket.
The North Face do some alright jackets.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 20:39,
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Are you joking?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 20:43,
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nope
They do some alright coats.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 20:44,
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It's a bit 'technical sportswear' though
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 20:45,
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Like anyone on here has any cause to wear sportswear.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 20 Mar 2014, 20:46,
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I like how everyone on here is allegedly 'slim' or boastfully obese. No one is 'normal'
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 20:48,
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I've lost about a stone and a half since New Year.
It's great!
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 20 Mar 2014, 20:49,
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that's just the Aids
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 20:49,
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Oi, I'm not Jaysum.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 20 Mar 2014, 20:50,
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I have lost a stone in a year but I'd like to lose another. My doctor told me I should only lose half a stone today but I disagree.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 20:51,
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Having seen a couple of photos of you, you look a lot better now.
NO HOMO
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 20:57,
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Well, given that there's only just over 3 hours of the day left
I think your doctor's giving you a somewhat unattainable challenge there, Frogsy.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 20 Mar 2014, 20:53,
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Ha! I had a pizza tonight so it ain't happening. He said that's would put me right where I should be, but it doesn't seem enough to me.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 20:54,
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Half a stone is a lot to lose in one day.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 20:53,
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^ too late.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 20 Mar 2014, 20:54,
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It is for most of these fat cunts.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 20:55,
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of course nobody here is normal
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 20:49,
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Ha ha no shit!
I still haven't found a new coat
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 20:49,
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it's a cool coat innit
Alright price an' all.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 20:50,
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The only ones I find I like are ridiculous prices, and I'm mean.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 20:51,
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You know who makes some alright coats?
The North Face.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 20:53,
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Are you joking?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 20:56,
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nah m8, they do some alright technical sportswear
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 20:57,
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Looks cheap.
(this is not a comment about the price).
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 20:55,
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It's fucking camouflage, what do you expect?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 20:56,
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oi!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 20:57,
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also, one of my coats is a white camouflage snowboarding coat by DC
I love camouflage.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 21:00,
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Really? I'm surprised you haven't mentioned it everyday.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 21:01,
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I also like clear
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 21:01,
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I disagree
If you mean it looks polyester/ nylon it's because it is. I'd happily wear it.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 20:56,
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I was referring to the cut, colouring & general 'Gravesend' appearance of it.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 20:59,
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don't buy it then.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 21:00,
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I might go and watch that Arena thing about Spitting Image on BBC4.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 20 Mar 2014, 20:55,
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Good shout.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 21:01,
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gah too drunk
friend been in toilet for ages. hope she is not being sick
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 21:24,
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haha!
Pissed.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 21:26,
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My Turtles are totes cool TRUFAX
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 22:50,
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