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One of my cats has just shredded my hand when I put flea treatment on her as a preventative measure.
Cunt.

Tell me about your pets & when you last hated it/one of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 19:06, 140 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
I never hate Grace.
She's too cute to hate.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 19:14, Reply)
^Fucks animals

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 19:19, Reply)
...says the man married to a walrus

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 19:20, Reply)
Haha!

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The powers that be suggest that if you're into animals you might as well rape some children also. I tend to disagree with having sex with animals or children but I'd rather sick indidivuals stick to animals.
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Do you not use that liquid on the back of their neck?
Mind it would be like wrestling a tiger for you...
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I'm not interested in the views of a queer.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 19:26, Reply)
worst duran duran bond theme b side ever

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 19:27, Reply)
Angry little man.
Throw in some whisky and it's like you're in Scotland already!
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 19:30, Reply)
I wouldn't be interested in your vacuous views if you were straight.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 19:32, Reply)
Well that HAS gave me something to think about!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 19:35, Reply)
it'll make a change from thinking about rimming young boys and the price of lube

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 19:37, Reply)
Lube is free, silly.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 19:40, Reply)
Slide to the right

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 19:48, Reply)
there's one hell of a lot of vandalism in the rick james wiki page history

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 19:19, Reply)
I've never had a pet
I'm not some sort of needy prick
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I haven't got any pets. next!

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Can't say as I blame her, making her use it when she may never get a flea.
She doesn't make you walk about wearing a condom does she?
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Time of year - get 'em now before it happens.

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I have 3 chihuahuas,
I hate myself more than them if I'm honest.
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WP!
How are things? Romantic bliss following your engagement I hope.
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I have some emo scars from when a cat slid down my wrist.

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I've got an interview next Friday afternoon - the state of my right hand ( *something to do about wanking* ) won't look good.

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I wish I had an interview next Friday afternoon.
I just got a knockback from a job I applied for that I could do standing on my head. I might ask them why I wasn't shortlisted.

Surely it won't look too bad by then?
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Sorry to hear that - good idea to ask for feedback.
Depth + length of one cut (4" cut down my thumb) definitely won't have gone away. Problem is people notice small things & immediately disregard you in this job market - no matter how competent you are.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 20:36, Reply)
can you not just wear one white glove?
After all, just look at the career Michael Jackson had.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 20:37, Reply)
Nasty.

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it was because of the spider-man t shirts and Battlestar Galactica ties.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 20:36, Reply)
I've never seen an episode of the new Battlestar Galactica.
Trufax.
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neither have I

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 20:39, Reply)
STOP COPYING ME!

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I don't own any spider-man t shirts

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 20:41, Reply)
At least you got the hyphen right.

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it's the giveaway, isn't it?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 20:43, Reply)
^ Comic book nerd.

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I haven't read a comic since that Batman/Judge Dredd one back in the early nineties.
You know, at an age when it's appropriate to read comics.

I was still reading toss like Stephen King back then.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 20:48, Reply)
I have never read a Stephen King book either.

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you haven't missed much.
His prose is appalling.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 20:52, Reply)
I've heard he's no Dan Brown.

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fucking hell that's barrel scraping
I read one of those Kay Scarpetta novels, it was fucking shocking.

I know that shit sells, but still, it was poorly written pabulum of the shittest kind.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 20:55, Reply)
Get you with your big words like 'shittest'.

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yer i used me thesaurus innit

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 20:58, Reply)
Well now, this is good.

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I like the look of the moto 360 smart watch.

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I need a new jacket.
The North Face do some alright jackets.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 20:39, Reply)
Are you joking?

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nope
They do some alright coats.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 20:44, Reply)
It's a bit 'technical sportswear' though

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Like anyone on here has any cause to wear sportswear.

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I like how everyone on here is allegedly 'slim' or boastfully obese. No one is 'normal'

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I've lost about a stone and a half since New Year.
It's great!
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that's just the Aids

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 20:49, Reply)
Oi, I'm not Jaysum.

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I have lost a stone in a year but I'd like to lose another. My doctor told me I should only lose half a stone today but I disagree.

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Having seen a couple of photos of you, you look a lot better now.
NO HOMO
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Well, given that there's only just over 3 hours of the day left
I think your doctor's giving you a somewhat unattainable challenge there, Frogsy.
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Ha! I had a pizza tonight so it ain't happening. He said that's would put me right where I should be, but it doesn't seem enough to me.

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Half a stone is a lot to lose in one day.

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^ too late.

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It is for most of these fat cunts.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 20:55, Reply)
of course nobody here is normal

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 20:49, Reply)
this one is one I'd wear
www.thenorthface.co.uk/tnf-uk-en/men-s-metro-mountain-parka/p96680.html
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 20:46, Reply)
Ha ha no shit!
I still haven't found a new coat
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it's a cool coat innit
Alright price an' all.
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The only ones I find I like are ridiculous prices, and I'm mean.

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You know who makes some alright coats?
The North Face.
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Are you joking?

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nah m8, they do some alright technical sportswear

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 20:57, Reply)
Looks cheap.
(this is not a comment about the price).
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It's fucking camouflage, what do you expect?

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oi!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 20:57, Reply)
also, one of my coats is a white camouflage snowboarding coat by DC
I love camouflage.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 21:00, Reply)
Really? I'm surprised you haven't mentioned it everyday.

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I also like clear

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 21:01, Reply)
I disagree
If you mean it looks polyester/ nylon it's because it is. I'd happily wear it.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 20:56, Reply)
I was referring to the cut, colouring & general 'Gravesend' appearance of it.

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don't buy it then.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 21:00, Reply)
I might go and watch that Arena thing about Spitting Image on BBC4.

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Good shout.

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gah too drunk
friend been in toilet for ages. hope she is not being sick
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haha!
Pissed.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 21:26, Reply)
My Turtles are totes cool TRUFAX

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