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	 Weekend plans?
	Weekend plans?
 	I have a job interview in London, just a part time thing for a few days a month, but it pays ok. Gonna do sightseeing shit too. And we're off on the TRAIxN!
Alt, lunch?
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:27,
	
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	 I'm going to smoke the weeds and listen to Fatboy Slim
	I'm going to smoke the weeds and listen to Fatboy Slim
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:28,
	
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	 Are you Dozer?
	Are you Dozer?
 	
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:28,
	
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	 No, he'd be listening to 'Euro-Trance' not 'Big Beatz'
	No, he'd be listening to 'Euro-Trance' not 'Big Beatz'
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:29,
	
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	 fatboy slim?
	fatboy slim?
 	Nigga, please.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:06,
	
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	 Eat. Sleep. Smoke. Repeat
	Eat. Sleep. Smoke. Repeat
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:43,
	
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	 Yeah, no though. Winners don't take drugs or listen to big beatz soz.
	Yeah, no though. Winners don't take drugs or listen to big beatz soz.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:44,
	
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	 As Nick Berry once sang "Every Loser Wins"
	As Nick Berry once sang "Every Loser Wins"
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:51,
	
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	 "alt. Weekend plans, those of you not at the B4ysh"
	"alt. Weekend plans, those of you not at the B4ysh"
 	You don't read threads, do you.
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:28,
	
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	 Sorry, missed that. I really am rubbish at stuff.
	Sorry, missed that. I really am rubbish at stuff.
 	
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:30,
	
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	 Luckily you're not in a profession that requires you to be able to notice things.
	Luckily you're not in a profession that requires you to be able to notice things.
 	
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:31,
	
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	 I notice important stuff,
	I notice important stuff, 
 	
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:33,
	
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	 He's the worlds worst doctor.
	He's the worlds worst doctor.
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:35,
	
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	 Knees up to your chestt please.
	Knees up to your chestt please.
 	
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:36,
	
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	 Swipe's chest already touches her knees
	Swipe's chest already touches her knees
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:37,
	
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	 ZING!
	ZING!
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:39,
	
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	 he's just jealous because his wife looks like him
	he's just jealous because his wife looks like him
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:48,
	
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	 Bearded clam
	Bearded clam
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:51,
	
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	 I'M NOT FALLING FOR THAT AGAIN!
	I'M NOT FALLING FOR THAT AGAIN!
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:40,
	
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	 Meeting an Irish girl, playing with a small child, eating some pasta, going to a farm with lots of small chilrdren
	Meeting an Irish girl, playing with a small child, eating some pasta, going to a farm with lots of small chilrdren
 	eating a roast.
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 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:29,
	
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	 A farm? That sounds good.
	A farm? That sounds good.
 	
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:31,
	
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	 They farm children now?
	They farm children now?
 	
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:32,
	
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	 All together now
	All together now
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:34,
	
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	 In no mans' land?
	In no mans' land?
 	
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:35,
	
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	 I knew an Irish girl with inflatable shoes.
	I knew an Irish girl with inflatable shoes.
 	NO POTATOES!
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:41,
	
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	 Seeing The Gays, then taking my women out around town tomorrow, and am taking my 50mm for a few fun shots/upskirting.
	Seeing The Gays, then taking my women out around town tomorrow, and am taking my 50mm for a few fun shots/upskirting.
 	Curry in the evening, I think.
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 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob
 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:31,
	
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	 Women? Plural??
	Women? Plural??
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:33,
	
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	 Mother and sister
	Mother and sister
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:34,
	
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	 Yer.
	Yer.
 	Mrs V and her mate, who loves me.
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 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob
 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:36,
	
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	 What slr is it?
	What slr is it?
 	
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:34,
	
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	 What, Sir, is what?
	What, Sir, is what?
 	
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 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob
 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:37,
	
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	 Sorry, thought you were referring to a slr camera.
	Sorry, thought you were referring to a slr camera.
 	
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:40,
	
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	 Oh sorry - yes I was - I just can't read very well, as I am poor, and blind.
	Oh sorry - yes I was - I just can't read very well, as I am poor, and blind.
 	It's a Canon 450.
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 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob
 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:41,
	
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	 ERM
	ERM
 	Weekend plans was MY question in MY thread.
Why do you hate me, Doc?
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:33,
	
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	 I don't think it's just you, I think it's all gays
	I don't think it's just you, I think it's all gays
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:34,
	
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 	you Doc  
gays of us
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:34,
	
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	 hate's a strong word.
	hate's a strong word.
 	but correct, all the same.
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:35,
	
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	 He's been nice to me so far
	He's been nice to me so far
 	*paints target on back*
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:35,
	
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	 Yoi really want to know?
	Yoi really want to know?
 	
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:34,
	
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	 Not really bothered tbh
	Not really bothered tbh
 	hth
lol
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:36,
	
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	 I don't actually. I just want to be edgy, and cool.
	I don't actually. I just want to be edgy, and cool.
 	
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:41,
	
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	 he needs to work on his b3dside manner innit
	he needs to work on his b3dside manner innit
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:36,
	
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	 Dunno,
	Dunno, 
 	I got a posh dinner tonight, Ladypigs mum is treating us to celebrate the engagement. Otherwise, just some gardening and a bit of a pub trip probably. Had a crazy busy week, so looking forward to some down time.
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:36,
	
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	 Finally calmed down has she?
	Finally calmed down has she?
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:42,
	
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	 Alright Winders, has Ladypig's mum cheered up about you proposing, yet?
	Alright Winders, has Ladypig's mum cheered up about you proposing, yet?
 	
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:43,
	
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	 I thought I might wander into Bristol and meet some dangerous psychopaths off the internet.
	I thought I might wander into Bristol and meet some dangerous psychopaths off the internet.
 	Good luck with the interview.
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:37,
	
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	 Ty, it's pretty much guaranteed, I've done a skype thing, apparently it's down to me and another guy.
	Ty, it's pretty much guaranteed, I've done a skype thing, apparently it's down to me and another guy.
 	
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:42,
	
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	 oh, bad luck old boy :(
	oh, bad luck old boy :(
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:42,
	
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	 Biscuit cunt.
	Biscuit cunt.
 	It's working at a vivisection lab, for new drugs. JuStneed to keep an eye on the inmates/volunteers.
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	 cool i'd love a job in unit 731 too
	cool i'd love a job in unit 731 too
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:46,
	
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	 with you mis-typing hands?
	with you mis-typing hands?
 	them poor beagles
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:48,
	
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	 Human volunteers, you dick, for new drugs.
	Human volunteers, you dick, for new drugs.
 	
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:51,
	
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	 That's even worse!
	That's even worse!
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:52,
	
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	 Say hi to Monty when you're there
	Say hi to Monty when you're there
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:53,
	
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	 Haha.
	Haha.
 	
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	 at least you give it a good shot, eh?
	at least you give it a good shot, eh?
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:44,
	
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	 Never mind, there's always next time!
	Never mind, there's always next time!
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:45,
	
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	 Gaaaaaaayyyyyy
	Gaaaaaaayyyyyy
 	
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:45,
	
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	 These things happen for a reason.
	These things happen for a reason.
 	You'll see
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:45,
	
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	 Every time I've ever met a b3tan Ms Foxtrot has given me the eyebrows raised "and you think that's wise do you" treatment
	Every time I've ever met a b3tan Ms Foxtrot has given me the eyebrows raised "and you think that's wise do you" treatment
 	I can see her point but it's not like any of the few b3tans I HAVE met have turned out to be nutters, with one exception, of whom I shall not speak ill. Because he's dead and can't retaliate.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:43,
	
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	 You should totally bring Ms F for a cheeky weekend in Bristol.
	You should totally bring Ms F for a cheeky weekend in Bristol.
 	
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:50,
	
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	 Her sister lives there so it really should be easier than it's proven thus far
	Her sister lives there so it really should be easier than it's proven thus far
 	
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:53,
	
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	 *waits*
	*waits*
 	*taps foot*
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:54,
	
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	 Next time we do go down there I'll suggest organising a meet-up with your good self and Jeff and whoever is is local
	Next time we do go down there I'll suggest organising a meet-up with your good self and Jeff and whoever is is local
 	One of the following things will happen.
1) She'll disapprove because we're there to see her sister, not internet psychopaths.
2) She'll say something vague about seeing whether we have time, which obviously means "no".
or the nightmare scenario
3) "OK I'll come too, that might be interesting"
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:00,
	
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	 Then we could all laugh at her for dating a gay.
	Then we could all laugh at her for dating a gay.
 	
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:03,
	
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	 Yeah that's exactly my concern
	Yeah that's exactly my concern
 	Well, one of them
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:04,
	
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	 Do you need her permission to do everything?
	Do you need her permission to do everything?
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
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	 He'll just text her now and let you know, ok?
	He'll just text her now and let you know, ok?
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:05,
	
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	 She says no
	She says no
 	but she means yes
As has been pointed out at extensive length in these pages, she's far, far too good for me
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:05,
	
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	 I bet she's not, you just have appallingly low self-esteem
	I bet she's not, you just have appallingly low self-esteem
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:07,
	
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	 ^this
	^this
 	
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:08,
	
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	 Admittedly my argument is subjective whereas yours is undisputable
	Admittedly my argument is subjective whereas yours is undisputable
 	She is though. Everyone says so.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:08,
	
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	 You're about on the same level
	You're about on the same level
 	Read this: 
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matching_hypothesis
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:13,
	
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	 Interesting
	Interesting
 	I'd love to be able to read that and nod my head in agreement, believe me
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:16,
	
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	 I'm always happier when I'm told what I can and can't do.
	I'm always happier when I'm told what I can and can't do.
 	
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:09,
	
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	 Most men are.
	Most men are.
 	
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:10,
	
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	 In much the same way as a woman's hysteria needs to be controlled with the occasional slap.
	In much the same way as a woman's hysteria needs to be controlled with the occasional slap.
 	
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:12,
	
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	 Well, quite.
	Well, quite.
 	
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:13,
	
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	 This statement does not stand up in court
	This statement does not stand up in court
 	
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:12,
	
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	 Which one?
	Which one?
 	
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:14,
	
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	 She says no
	She says no
 	 but she means yes
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:24,
	
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	 That's a longstanding truism about women isn't it?
	That's a longstanding truism about women isn't it?
 	In all seriousness, if I ask her if she minds me doing this or that she always says I don't need her permission, but if I do anything without telling her I'm going to, I get it in the neck
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:27,
	
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	 i've never met a nutter from here either
	i've never met a nutter from here either
 	most people are distressingly normal, some are fantastic. even dickface wasn't a nutter, he was just rude.
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:52,
	
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	 I look forward to shattering your illusions about me
	I look forward to shattering your illusions about me
 	
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:53,
	
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	 Is he the pizza guy?
	Is he the pizza guy?
 	
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	 ima get the TRAIxN to town
	ima get the TRAIxN to town
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:42,
	
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	 Train chat! Slightly better than clutch, or sock.
	Train chat! Slightly better than clutch, or sock.
 	
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	 There's a new cancer thing for men #CockInSock
	There's a new cancer thing for men #CockInSock
 	I'm all for this one.
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:46,
	
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	 To raise awareness of cock cancer?
	To raise awareness of cock cancer?
 	
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:47,
	
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	 testicular, so kinda.
	testicular, so kinda.
 	Im just enjoying the pics
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:49,
	
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	 You, me, cavey and swipe should thoroughly investigate these pictures.
	You, me, cavey and swipe should thoroughly investigate these pictures.
 	
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:53,
	
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	 Way ahead of you.
	Way ahead of you.
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:57,
	
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	 Yer.
	Yer.
 	I've suggested teabag selfies - no one seems interested in covering Facebook with pics of ballsacks, though.
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 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob
 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:49,
	
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	 I'm not
	I'm not
 	My cock is the only thing about me that's not repellent. Hilarious, more than repellent.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:49,
	
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	 I'm not going all the way to mothercare or whatever just to buy a sock that fits.
	I'm not going all the way to mothercare or whatever just to buy a sock that fits.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:51,
	
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	 Why would you put a cock in a sock?
	Why would you put a cock in a sock?
 	They're designed for feet and are the wrong shape entirely for genitals.
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:52,
	
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	 elasticated top innit.
	elasticated top innit.
 	...
One would imagine
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:53,
	
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	 My cock isn't, sadly, a size 9-12
	My cock isn't, sadly, a size 9-12
 	and also, less sadly, doesn't have a 45 degree kink halfway along. The upshot is that the sock is liable to fall off, rendering it an unreliable form of penile harness at best.
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:55,
	
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	 I think it has to be one of those 'tube socks'.
	I think it has to be one of those 'tube socks'.
 	
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:56,
	
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	 Those ankle things that Eighties aerobics instructors wore?
	Those ankle things that Eighties aerobics instructors wore?
 	OK, well that makes more sense.
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:57,
	
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	 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fight_Like_a_Brave
	 
 	http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fight_Like_a_Brave It gets a bit NSFW if you scroll down, but it's basically just a wiki page.
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:02,
	
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	 Feeling sick and tired of feeling sick and tired
	Feeling sick and tired of feeling sick and tired
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:03,
	
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	 Anastacia?
	Anastacia?
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:10,
	
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	 No
	No
 	RHCP - Fight Like a Brave!
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:11,
	
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	 Fucks sake b3th
	Fucks sake b3th
 	If something is marked NSFW I expect to see boobies, not naked men
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:06,
	
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	 Did you have your hand on your cock in readiness?
	Did you have your hand on your cock in readiness?
 	
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:07,
	
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	 Always
	Always
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:17,
	
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	 Homies try to jack me
	Homies try to jack me
 	Homies got shot
la la la la la laaaaa laaaa
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:19,
	
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	 I understand where you're 'coming' from
	I understand where you're 'coming' from
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:21,
	
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	 It doesn't have to fit the whole length of sock...
	It doesn't have to fit the whole length of sock...
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:57,
	
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	 Speak for yourself, chipolata boy
	Speak for yourself, chipolata boy
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:57,
	
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	 Well of course it does, you ludicrous man.
	Well of course it does, you ludicrous man.
 	
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:57,
	
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	 didn't syncubus do this, years ago?
	didn't syncubus do this, years ago?
 	ask the amorous badger about the pink sock
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:52,
	
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	 RHCP did it back in the early 90s.
	RHCP did it back in the early 90s.
 	
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:54,
	
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	 I'll be spending my weekend not dealing with retarded fuckhead cunts with their whiny fucking problems that they try to explain as if they only fucking discovered the cunting English language yesterday but instead of learning it decided to swot up for
	I'll be spending my weekend not dealing with retarded fuckhead cunts with their whiny fucking problems that they try to explain as if they only fucking discovered the cunting English language yesterday but instead of learning it decided to swot up for 
 	their 'Being A Retarded Fuckhead Cunt' exam which they must be taking right fucking now as they're not fucking replying to my cunting emails leaving me sitting here looking the cunt when I could be doing something more productive like teasing one out in the bogs.
Alt: Sure! Where are we going?
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 Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio
 Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:48,
	
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	 u ok bbz? xx
	u ok bbz? xx
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:49,
	
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	 People are shit GJ
	People are shit GJ
 	What's their fucken problem anyhow?
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 Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio
 Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:51,
	
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	 Their lives are shit so they have to project this onto others.
	Their lives are shit so they have to project this onto others.
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:54,
	
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	 Everywhere I look there're fuckers being cunts
	Everywhere I look there're fuckers being cunts
 	Someone in the office was just trying to remember an old saying "An apple a day keeps the.....children away?"
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 Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio
 Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:58,
	
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	 Ah, the old "Why do Daleks like apples?" trick
	Ah, the old "Why do Daleks like apples?" trick
 	
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:03,
	
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	 Hey Bill, how's your day going?
	Hey Bill, how's your day going?
 	
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:49,
	
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	 Fucking capital!
	Fucking capital! 
 	How about you?
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 Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio
 Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:50,
	
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	 Aside from a mild trouser malfunction, swimmingly.
	Aside from a mild trouser malfunction, swimmingly.
 	
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:51,
	
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	 Piss yourself?
	Piss yourself?
 	I hope you aimed for your mouth, that appears to be the SOP round here
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 Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio
 Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:52,
	
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	 No, they blew up.
	No, they blew up.
 	
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:53,
	
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	 Are you sure you're not wearing a skirt?
	Are you sure you're not wearing a skirt?
 	
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 Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio
 Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:54,
	
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	 Not blew up as in "caught by the wind"
	Not blew up as in "caught by the wind"
 	I mean "blew up" as in kilotons.
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:56,
	
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	 Are you carrying TNT in your pants?
	Are you carrying TNT in your pants?
 	
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:57,
	
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	 ladies
	 
 	ladies
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:58,
	
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	 The "Why Dont You" return to television took a more satirical edge
	The "Why Dont You" return to television took a more satirical edge
 	
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:15,
	
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	 going over to windsor tonight for sushi or pub action
	going over to windsor tonight for sushi or pub action
 	tomorrow i am bayshing. sunday returning from said baysh and entertaining a hopping frog.
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:50,
	
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	 Don't damage him.
	Don't damage him.
 	
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:00,
	
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 	hoppingAlbuquerque!
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:09,
	
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	 Bot dog!
	Bot dog!
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:09,
	
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	 Working on Saturday & Sunday. I also have some dull financial matters to take care of.  I will probably cook a curry.
	Working on Saturday & Sunday. I also have some dull financial matters to take care of.  I will probably cook a curry. 
 	Life in the fast lane.
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:04,
	
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	 out for dinner tonight
	out for dinner tonight
 	Downtime tomorrow.
Sanding on Sunday.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:16,
	
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	 taking grace to petsathome?
	taking grace to petsathome?
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:23,
	
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	 nah going out to that new restaurant by the ouse innit
	nah going out to that new restaurant by the ouse innit
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:24,
	
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	 if i could post pictures
	if i could post pictures
 	it would be that quentin blake one from "the witches" where the grandmother is having dinner with the little boy after he's turned into a mouse.
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:27,
	
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	 oh Gill, your childhood was thirty years ago
	oh Gill, your childhood was thirty years ago
 	Time to let go.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:28,
	
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	 hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
	hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
 	shit clothes for tasteless tatty teenagers - check
shit rebellious metal face for teenagers wanting to defy mum and dad - check
pathetic pet for teenagers who aren't allowed a real pet - check
oh dozer. what happened to your famed irony checker?
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:32,
	
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	 you wuv me reely xx
	you wuv me reely xx
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:36,
	
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	 sometimes you're fun
	sometimes you're fun
 	sometimes you're a dullard
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:37,
	
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	 'dullard' doesn't mean 'boring person'
	'dullard' doesn't mean 'boring person'
 	Hope this helps.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:41,
	
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	 Why do so many people make this mistake?
	Why do so many people make this mistake?
 	It's almost common enough for it to become an acceptable alternative.
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:43,
	
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	 Because a lot of people are genuinely dullards.
	Because a lot of people are genuinely dullards.
 	See "dull", think "must mean boring".
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:44,
	
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	 it's like 'referenda'
	it's like 'referenda'
 	Wrong, but some people allow it.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:44,
	
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	 it's sweet that you assume i meant you were boring
	it's sweet that you assume i meant you were boring
 	get a bit more self-confidence, babe
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:43,
	
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 	time ton Abbey
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 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob
 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:41,
	
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	 woah man, harsh
	woah man, harsh
 	
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