get IT to fix it
hahahaha, as if.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 11:41, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Kroney's on a training course.
or something
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 11:42, Reply)

my printer jams about 15 times a day
and my computer keeps losing connection to the servers, which drives the outlook reminders crazy, and they ping off one after another. this happens about 15 times a day as well. I HATE COMPUTERS.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 11:44, Reply)

Smooth sailing from my station.
hth xx
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 11:51, Reply)

Doesnt count if you only have a terminal
and aren't trusted with a proper computer
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 11:56, Reply)

How do you think im on the internet now?
By projecting my thoughts?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 12:02, Reply)

Terminals can still have keyboards and internet access

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 12:09, Reply)

They're good at that MacMillan

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 12:11, Reply)

oooffff
still lolled though
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 12:16, Reply)

\o/

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 12:26, Reply)

That'll teach you for turning down a dance with Nigel from IT at the Xmas party
You're never getting off that blacklist
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 11:54, Reply)

Thats what I thought
If she had just let him get a sticky finger all would be well
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 11:57, Reply)

Yeah, your PC has never been the same since you used the CD drive to hold your coffee cup

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 26 Mar 2014, 11:57, Reply)

Sorry, forgot that you're a massive foodwrong
coffee tea
tea artisan fucking water
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 26 Mar 2014, 11:59, Reply)

I'd love to be sent on a training course.

( Kroney, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 11:52, Reply)

IT was the one that fucked it, I had to unfuck it as best as I could.
Sadly, it was un-unfuckable, so we replaced it and hid the broken part.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 11:53, Reply)

sportscow, bonz and I could change the face of corporate IT, by the sounds of it.
I'm amazed some companies even manage to function with the fucking know-nothing chimps they employ to support their kit.
( Kroney, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 11:54, Reply)

I DONT WORK IN IT
I have a proper job
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 11:57, Reply)

^ Works in IT

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 11:58, Reply)

+ upset

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 11:59, Reply)

Hold me

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 12:08, Reply)

*puts on hold*

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 12:10, Reply)

i like this
although not when it happens to me
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 12:15, Reply)

I did a guilty lol too

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 12:26, Reply)

^IT guy referencing supporting Windows 98, rather than a more modern OS

( Kroney, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 12:02, Reply)

98
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 12:06, Reply)

^iphone cunt

( Kroney, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 12:07, Reply)

woah, too far
HTC One cunt, aktually.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 12:09, Reply)

I want the M8 NOW!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 12:11, Reply)

^^^no m8s

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 12:13, Reply)

^^ billy no stars

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 12:17, Reply)

^supports Macs

( Kroney, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 12:06, Reply)

+ with his semi-erect penis

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 12:07, Reply)

Now you have gone too far

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 12:09, Reply)

^typical IT response

( Kroney, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 12:11, Reply)

Damn you and your cunning ways
On that note have you had a look at the office 365 InTune pack.
Very good
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 12:16, Reply)

Office 365 is the cloud solution, isn't it?
We're all Enterprise dinosaurs, here.
( Kroney, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 12:23, Reply)

Its very useful
You can monitor the health of all machines on the network from virtually and push through updates etc. if users keep ignoring them...
It even has a great sever app that allows you to view users activity and take control of their machine for lulz.

I know this information doesn't support me not working in IT but I dont
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 12:26, Reply)

Hah! I did go for an interview with a 365 support company a month or so back.
I'd like to do some more cloud work, it's the future.
( Kroney, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 12:29, Reply)

^supports web apps
etc etc
( Kroney, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 12:07, Reply)

I guess the moral of the story is not to fuck machinary

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 11:55, Reply)

Our printers have step by step visual instructions on how to change the toners
but they still come and get me to do it.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 11:57, Reply)

I stop others from doing it, as one of them knackered the carousel in one of our printers

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 12:02, Reply)

by fucking it

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 12:12, Reply)