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Good morning shitcunts.How are we all this morning? Anything interesting planned for today?*
*Disclaimer: I don't actually give a shit about you or your pathetic life.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 8:02,
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Good Moring Battered, Good Morning The Internet.Ha ha! It's going to be a GREAT day!!!!!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 8:08,
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You look especially radiant today, your Grace(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 8:11,
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I'm not bad Froggo, lovely to see you!Hope all is well with you and 'Gill'!
Isn't it funny to mock dyslexia!
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Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp?He bought a warehouse!!!!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 8:22,
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Did you hear about the dyslexic who went to a toga party?He went as a goat!!!
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 8:24,
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Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshiper? He sold his soul to Santa!!!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 8:25,
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Have you heard about the guy who discovered that he's both dyslexic and gay? He's still in daniel!
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 8:27,
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It's nice & sunny down here this morning, what's it like oop north?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 8:11,
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little bit cloudy but should clear up soonFACTBOMB! In spite of being only 20 miles or so apart, Leeds and York often have very different weather!
York was nice and sunny, Leeds is a little cloudy!
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I'm planning on sitting here, appreciating your candour(
Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 8:20,
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Hey, I'm going to do some sitting today too.......what are the chances?!?!?!?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 8:21,
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Yeah, you found me out, I'm standing ALL DAY today :((
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 8:27,
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Why must you turn this place into a house of lies?(
Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 8:35,
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Sit on my face, and tell me that you love me! (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Mar 2014, 8:22,
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When I'm between your thighs you blow me away!Alright love?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 8:26,
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Yerr, Working afternoons this week, feels weird being at home in the day now. Oh, how times have changed.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Mar 2014, 8:28,
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I'll sit on your face, and tell you I love you too(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 8:31,
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Fuck off pervert. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Mar 2014, 8:32,
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Nah, you're alright really, for a povvo (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Mar 2014, 8:39,
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WOAH, I was all geared up to tell you about how average my day was going to be, and then I saw your disclaimer and now I'm sad. You're a bully and I think you ought to be banned.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Mar 2014, 8:22,
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Morning BatteredDespite a pretty bad hangover, I'm actually in a fucking good mood. Had a few payday cans, ended up in a long conversation with a housemate, in which he gave me can after can. I'm not feeling too great, but in far too good a mood to care. Fuck knows why, mind.
I'm out later for a friend's birthday, just hoping there is no drama.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 8:30,
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Payday cans is one of the most tragic things I've ever heard. Special brew wasn't it.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Mar 2014, 8:34,
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No,I picked up four Fursty FerretHousemate was on Stella
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 8:35,
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You've got a hangover after 4 cans?Amateur.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 8:36,
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See above, I said he was giving me can after can, and that was after I'd finished mine.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 8:37,
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Yeh, what a pathetic wanker! I had a couple of bottles of payday cooking sherry then huffed a can of payday lighter gas.(
Peej, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 8:36,
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You've got it right PJ. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Mar 2014, 8:39,
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What happened to going to the pub, eh? 'member the pub? 'member?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 8:36,
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Drinking partner has gone teetotal, so midweek pints aren't quite as much fun(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 8:37,
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Just go down the pub on your own, sit in the corner, try and make stilted conversation with strangers, play the fruit machine, glare awkwardly at people having 'fun'...All the cool people are doing it.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 8:39,
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Local is actually pretty good for meeting new people at the weekend, it just tends to be pretty dead midweek.Fucking great pints, mind.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 8:40,
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I expect everyone is at home drinking payday cans.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 8:41,
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Cheaper to get this one in cans, and no real taste difference.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 8:42,
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I would say that there is a difference, your palate is too crude to detect it.(, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 8:45, Reply)
I would say that the fact that you're trying to be smug over this is hilarious.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 8:53,
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Oh now come on AA. Don't you know Dozer is better than everyone at everything?(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 9:32,
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Cans actually preserve beer better than bottles do, but ale drinkers tend to prefer bottles, thinking them somehow superior.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 8:53,
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I hope you arent suggesting that he is being a smug prick for no reason(, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 8:55, Reply)
Because that *never* happens eh?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 8:56,
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Knowing dozer, he probably is already aware of this fact, but he enjoys being a prick onlineAnd who are we to deny him that?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 8:57,
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he should ask himself why thoughwhy does he get pleasure out of it?
weird.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 9:16,
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I think it's because he's a prick.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 9:22,
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I pour them into glasses anyway, so it doesn't really make a difference to me(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 9:09,
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Don't think so, as I'm not fond of it.I like Blandford Flyer, Tangle Foot, and Fursty Ferret from H&W
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 9:14,
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You've got a few good breweries near you, you should be drinking their beers instead.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 9:33,
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Not a fan of any of the Macclesfield ones, think it's the waterThere's an excellent one in Crewe, but their name escapes me atm
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 10:32,
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One of my favourites is Marston Firestoker.As my local brewery used to be the Hogs Head, I have also consumed a lot of TEA.
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Kroney, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 9:38,
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Good choicesDon't ever though think you have picked up a Blandford only to find its actually a Poachers
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workworkwork as off tomorrow for a 3 day hen partyseeing some reprobates for beer and pizza tonight, which will be nice.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 8:38,
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Hen parties are horrid things. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Mar 2014, 8:40,
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completely agreehowever, this one has no willies or balloons or sashes. it's just 20 girls in a little cottage/spa complex for a weekend. so hopefully will be good fun...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 8:51,
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I bet one of them ruins it by drinking too much lambrusko, And admits to fucking the groom.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Mar 2014, 9:26,
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Pink, cock-shaped deely-boppers.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 9:31,
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given that it's 20 girls in a remote part of devon, it seems unlikelybut i'll bear it in mind...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 8:51,
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Try not to have too many pillow fights while wearing skimpy nightwear then(, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 8:53, Reply)
I've seen hen nights in remote areas of Devonany sight of a cock and they're fighting over it like feral cats.
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Peej, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 8:59,
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A group of drunk 30-40 year old womenis one of the most harrowing experiences of my life. I had shell shock for, like, a week!!
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Kroney, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 9:36,
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Aw I think it's sweet that you try to live vicariously though us, your internet chums.Chin up champ, I'm sure you'll find some gainful employment soon.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 8:52,
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I'm all good. I'm working today, or supposed to be - lacking motivation. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 8:53,
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That's what b3ta is for(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 8:54,
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Im off for a long weekend after today so you can imagine my elation!I hope this day finds you well and send you all my well wishes.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 9:27,
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OMG ME TOOTody is the new Friday and then I'm in Marseilles from Wednesday.
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Kroney, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 9:35,
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Ahh. Yours is better. Im just off to Newcastle on Saturday :((
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 9:35,
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Five star hotel, two people, four nights, right on the harbourall for less than the cost of a Jetex 2.5" half exhaust with a two branch back box.
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Kroney, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 9:40,
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Ah but he won't get your mam's homemade stottie cakes and pease puddingOr get to sleep under a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles bedspread
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 9:44,
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Exicting day - opening of the exhibition of which some of my photographic work is a part.Private viewing tonight. One of the artists hates the pathetic realism of photography, so I'm hoping to have a drunken punch-up with them for a bit of publicity.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 9:30,
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Try not to suck too much cock!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 9:32,
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Yeah right - like that's even possible at these things.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 9:55,
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I don't even. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Mar 2014, 9:33,
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Dearest KroneyFollowing on from your foul assertion last night I am not Northern I just happen to live up here...
I expect a full written apology by the time I return from this cigarette.
Fond Regards
Bonz
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RIP BONZER WIV DA CHOMPY NOW :((
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 9:48,
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Alreet?I'm "OK" this morning. House is on the market from today and looking for 250K
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 9:53,
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Then you can have the top floor(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 9:55,
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You should post a link to the estate agent listing, so we can all sneer at the decor(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 9:56,
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I'll give you a tenner and lift home.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 9:55,
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Who's gonna start me off at two hunnerd? brrrrrrrabrab two twenny! brrrrbrab etc(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 9:55,
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Morning!I had 13 hours sleep and I feel awesome.
Another night like that and I might just have enough energy to leave the house.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 27 Mar 2014, 9:56,
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