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Afternoon. How are things?
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 14:57,
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Pretty good, thank you very much.
And you?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 30 Mar 2014, 16:00,
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Good.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 16:06,
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Warm and cloudy here.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 16:07,
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Everything is alright, uptight, clean out of sight.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 16:34,
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Choon!
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 30 Mar 2014, 16:37,
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I know how to work the dance floor, it's true. I'm saving dexys midnight runners and the gap band for later.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 16:39,
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Deal or no deal has ended in a crushing disappointment for the player. Great news!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 17:23,
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All the smart money's on Flog It
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 30 Mar 2014, 17:24,
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Frog It would be a much better show.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 17:25,
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Telly would benefit from a show about my views and philosophies, and my wacky thoughts as I take a sideways look at the world.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 17:28,
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She could have had 9k, got 10p and gambled it to go home with nothing.
Still, she had a great time......
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 17:26,
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And made some great new friends?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 30 Mar 2014, 17:27,
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Boy I sure hope so,I hope it's an experience she will never forget
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 17:28,
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Plus, she got to be up close and personal with official 1970s non-nonce Noel Edmonds!
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 30 Mar 2014, 17:29,
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If Posh Paws manages to get the gagging order lifted, it'll all come out.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 17:31,
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I read something somewhere where Noel fancied a go on one of the contestants and sent her a card saying
"Meal or no meal?" PLAYA.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 17:32,
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If she said yes, would the next card have read
'kneel or no kneel'?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 30 Mar 2014, 17:32,
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He wanted to open the box.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 17:34,
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And call her tits 'east wing' and 'west wing'.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 17:43,
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Feel or no feel.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 17:43,
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Just got back from hen do
E x h a u s t e d.
Can't waif to see the new pad. Monts to the motherfuckin' Boyce
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 17:58,
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Off to the pub quiz shortly.
So that'll be nice.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 17:59,
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Ours is tonight.
We've won the last two weeks, which is nice.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 30 Mar 2014, 18:02,
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Yeah, but the quiz we go to has questions and other teams and stuff.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 18:14,
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Cheeky fucker!
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 30 Mar 2014, 18:20,
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Alright.
Just back from three generations of mothers celebrating being mothers.
Designated driver bollocks.
Everyone spiffing or what?
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sun 30 Mar 2014, 18:37,
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Evening
I have had a tiptop weekend ta. New digs good then?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 18:51,
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Good date?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 19:33,
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Brilliant. 7 hours :)
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 19:57,
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Nicely done.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 19:59,
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Evening all!
I have been doing bitch work all day.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 19:32,
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Grease is on now!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 20:01,
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excellent, just assume the usual position, then.
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 20:11,
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10/10
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 20:18,
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I don't have a "usual" position
Life's too short to eat vanilla ice cream
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 20:21,
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always the food with you, innit tubbo?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 20:24,
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I like vanilla ice cream
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 20:36,
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cream
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 20:39,
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Haha!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 20:52,
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Hey his lyrics speak to me man
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 21:08,
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"Cooking Mcs Like a pound of bacon" doesn't appear to sit well within yurt culture.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 21:12,
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It's a metaphor you oaf
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 21:28,
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Mataphors are a government creation to make you think that things that are really happening aren't. Who is the oaf now eh?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 21:30,
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Pretty sure it's still you
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 21:51,
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