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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Following on from earlier comments, what's for dinner

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 17:33, 144 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
YM, YD and YK

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 17:46, Reply)
cottage pie
taking into account some of the suggestions from earlier.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 17:53, Reply)
Fucked if I know.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 Mar 2014, 17:54, Reply)
6 litres of strong cider.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 17:55, Reply)
Probably some bickering too.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 17:57, Reply)
In a pub in Kensington?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 18:01, Reply)
No.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 18:02, Reply)
Ah. Pizza Express then.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 18:07, Reply)
Yawn.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 18:07, Reply)
How's your home brew coming along?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 18:08, Reply)
Yeah wicked mate, have a nice evening.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 18:12, Reply)
Don't forget your voucher!

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 18:13, Reply)
with free prosecco!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 18:08, Reply)
Something that will help me get some decent sleep, probably a pasta dish of some sort.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 17:57, Reply)
how about an overdose of paracetamol

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 18:42, Reply)
^ upset ^

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 19:47, Reply)
fifteen pickles and a purple plum

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 17:57, Reply)
+dozer

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 17:58, Reply)
well yeah
that's what happens to plums when they never ever get drained due to a chronic lack of sex. and no, your shameless bory bumming doesn't count.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 18:43, Reply)
you had psychochomp's cock in your mouth

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 18:52, Reply)
haven't we all no wait what

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 19:29, Reply)
Fajitas
I'll be eating lightly due to steak at lunch.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 18:23, Reply)
I don't often need to go to my GP but I've just tried to get an appointment this afternoon
Earliest is Wednesday morning.

Frankly I'd be jolly cross if I discovered that my GP was SBT. If I was a hypochondriac pensioner I'd be fucking livid.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 19:25, Reply)
You'd be alright if you were an alky though, get a sympathetic ear and all that, no judgemental prick fresh out of med school

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 19:31, Reply)
Rory will pop up very soon and point out that I AM an alky.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 19:34, Reply)
Good for you, shows a sense of commitment, something the kids today all lack

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 19:46, Reply)
A man needs a hobby

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 19:49, Reply)
Well, I got a new friend. His name is 'sobriety'.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 19:59, Reply)
Nobody needs a friend like that.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:00, Reply)
This comes across as a messianic message
Billy Graham sort of stuff...
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:04, Reply)
Melvins innit

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:08, Reply)
you're a dipso prick

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 19:51, Reply)
more music snobbery

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 19:57, Reply)
I saw Dipso at Invest. They were shit if you weren't a pierced prick full of Ecstasy.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 19:59, Reply)
ecstasy at a rock gig is ecstasy wasted

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:00, Reply)
Wouldn't know. Never tried it.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:02, Reply)
Neither has Dozer.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:05, Reply)
yeah I've never done any drugs ever

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:12, Reply)
I'm pleased to read that
You have the ability, if you believe it, to be a brave young man and forget your past.

Accept yourself and be accepted into our lord - because shortly he'll give you a bank holiday due to being hammered onto a cross.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:20, Reply)
So he produced a load of wine from somewhere, knocked some tables over and pissed off the local council
and THEN he got hammered? I think they've got it all backward
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:23, Reply)
It's fair to say that he was a miscreant and deserved all he got.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:43, Reply)
Fuck I was there!
Took loads of drugs and advised people.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:06, Reply)
alright dr gonzo

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:10, Reply)
Beans on toast
king of the piss-easy dinners
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:24, Reply)
You still cunt-struck from yesterday?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:26, Reply)
I fucking cracked my shin a right one on the coffee table saturday night when I got back
still hurts. :(
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:29, Reply)
So when are you seeing her again? Gonna try to muck up inside her this time?
Probably best to not suggest anal yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:35, Reply)
Never too early to suggest the ringpiece.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:38, Reply)
Can I put my willy in your bum?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:05, Reply)
No

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:15, Reply)
dunno yet
she's out of the country for a bit for her job.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:05, Reply)
That's what she's told you.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:06, Reply)
that's what my crippling anxiety thinks too

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:11, Reply)
Well, did she mention the job early in the date,
Or just drop it in the conversation about an hour in?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:13, Reply)
early, so fingers crossed on that one

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:13, Reply)
All that means is that she was looking for a get out clause early on.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:17, Reply)
Just because YOU'RE a horrid little man that nobody likes

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:18, Reply)
Put it this way, i felt so sorry for your physical appearance I sponsored you to try and impove yourself.
18 months later you've stepped away from drunken late night online poker and found someone who didn't run away from you in the first 3 minutes.

PROGRESS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:23, Reply)
And whom have you found???
Wanking off in the toilets at the soft play area doesn't count, btw
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:37, Reply)
You're a saint

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:39, Reply)
alright lighto

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:29, Reply)
evening

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:11, Reply)
i heard you went on a date and it was good.
That is good news.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:45, Reply)
Not so much for the girl though

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:01, Reply)
Rude.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:03, Reply)
well I never

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:04, Reply)
PIZZA AND CHIPS!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:35, Reply)
Good lad,

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:37, Reply)
i made a pie as well,
but i'm saving that for tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:43, Reply)
Needs moar doner kebab meat.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:38, Reply)
there is a good kebab van down the road,
good enough to eat sober, but ladypig is always so down on kebabs when sober. I always get a super big one drun just so i can have it for breakfast.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:44, Reply)
Doners are fucking excellent.
Our dog is a big fan.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:46, Reply)
your dog has excellent taste.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:51, Reply)
He has.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:53, Reply)
My dogs only eat kibble and their own poo,
And absolutely anything on the floor in the park and slippers.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:58, Reply)
My friend's stupid dog nearly killed itself trying to get a tasty scrap in the park
It was a fucking dried up teabag. Greedy bastard. Still, less bent than your dogs, I think
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:06, Reply)
Fuck off about my dogs.
They're small, and daft, but they're ace. I've got one of them to lie down when I shout bang. Now I've got to get her to do it while running and it will be ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:08, Reply)
One of mine, on the command - CHILL
Rolls on his back and plays dead.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:14, Reply)
That's a good one.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:18, Reply)
The other one is deaf
But he understands hand signals intuitively. I can point and signal at 100 yards and he knows what I mean.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:22, Reply)
I'm only teasing you
They were proper cute
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:27, Reply)
I'll bring em down to London one day.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:33, Reply)
yESss!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:35, Reply)
A doner kebab could easily be my death row meal. If rib of beef or a rack of lamb wasn't available.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:48, Reply)
Can I have all three?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:54, Reply)
Anything for you sweety

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:00, Reply)
My sinuses are fucked again
I feel like I've got bricks up my nose.

Mr Pharmacist says see your GP.

You're a GP.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:03, Reply)
Man up.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:04, Reply)
I usually do
But I'm needing real advice here.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:06, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2251373
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:08, Reply)
I wonder if that nice Craig Colclough could help?

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:10, Reply)
Kill yourself.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:07, Reply)
That would solve the problem, but I need a less dramatic answer.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:08, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2251364
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:09, Reply)
Organic lean beef mince and cracked black pepper and cheddar cottage pie in the oven
Amphibian in the shower
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:04, Reply)
So, Malaysia airlines mh370,
Really good April fools prank or tragedy?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:06, Reply)
It went down like a marriage to an angry little dwarf

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:24, Reply)
You man it soldiered on for ages despite difficulties before the weakest member getting jettisoned?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:25, Reply)
Doomed from the outset to crash and burn, but still v expensive

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:26, Reply)
Nice.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:33, Reply)
Fuck off.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:08, Reply)
that Nige Farage eh?
What a dick.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:13, Reply)
Did you watch the programme earlier on C4?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:14, Reply)
it's on now. C4+1

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:18, Reply)
I haven't seen it, but he's dreamy

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:14, Reply)
I would.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:17, Reply)

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