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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm bored!
Say something that would get you stepped/banned on Main talk or QOTW but not on OT where no-one cares.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:12, 121 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
I am going to email your boss and tell him what you get up to all day on company time.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:13, Reply)
maybe my boss is a woman

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:14, Reply)
Only at home

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:14, Reply)
Don't be stupid, wimmin can't be bosses.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:15, Reply)
I'm going to email my boss and tell him what you get up to all day

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:14, Reply)
Excellent, he may decide that I'm wasted sitting at home
and offer me a job. I make a great cuppa.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:16, Reply)
You are in

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:24, Reply)
Great!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:25, Reply)
I raped your dead shitcunt of a Nan in her rotten gaping anus.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:15, Reply)
NEEDS MOAR RACISM!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:15, Reply)
CUNT OFF KIKE BOY!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:18, Reply)
BETTER.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:19, Reply)
CUNT OFF KIKE BOY!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:20, Reply)
I have no idea what would constitute such a conflagration
I'm assuming "Dozer is a cunt" is fair game
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:15, Reply)
It's a given.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:16, Reply)
Hello, old boy
How fares the witching hour with you?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:17, Reply)
Very well, mate.
You on full days now?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:18, Reply)
Nah, 20 hours this week and next
28 the two weeks after, then full whack. It's not bad you know.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:20, Reply)
Sounds exhausting.
I like to keep it to about 15hrs a week.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:20, Reply)
Is that including the time spent in the passenger seats of Volvos?
or just pounding the streets?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:24, Reply)
Street life is the only life I know.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:26, Reply)
This sounds like the start of soulful r'n'b refrain
So SHUT UP
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:29, Reply)
STREEET LIFE, BAH DA DAT.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:30, Reply)
Oh, you CUNT.
You've just earwormed me.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:30, Reply)
oh, yeah!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:31, Reply)
I hate you.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:34, Reply)
^ this ^
gaaah
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:49, Reply)
I'm grateful
I've had Bucks Fizz Land of Make Believe stuck in my head all fucking morning.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 14:17, Reply)
Time to change

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 14:19, Reply)
make your mind up

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 14:20, Reply)
Also
How the fuck have I got "The Locomotion" stuck in my head?

{Points for any answer not involving a suggestion of Maryness on my part)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:16, Reply)
Did you come on babies?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:18, Reply)
Only one
It's very hard to get them to stay still close enough to each other for sufficient coverage
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:18, Reply)
Shoddy work

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:21, Reply)
Because Gerry Goffin and Carole King were very talented songwriters

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:24, Reply)
If you say so
They must be to get a song I genuinely haven't heard in over a decade stuck in my head
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:26, Reply)
I think they've got the knack

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:27, Reply)
Woah woah

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:27, Reply)
something something my Sharona

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:28, Reply)
Hitler had the right idea.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:17, Reply)
Vegetarianism?
Couldn't agree more
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:18, Reply)
No, the other one. Genocide.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:19, Reply)
Genocide has its place
and that place is Scotland
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:20, Reply)
genocide has it is place?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:20, Reply)
You need to take a Rwanda round to find it though

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:21, Reply)
That's (*checks*) very embarrassing
I shall chastise myself thoroughly when I get home
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:25, Reply)
I bet you will too, you filthy pervert.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:27, Reply)
You know me so well darling

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:29, Reply)
It took time to understand you

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:38, Reply)
Wasn't it good

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:39, Reply)
Oh so good

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:42, Reply)
he also had Parkinson's, are you saying we should all make like Michael J Fox?
You'd be on shaky ground if you were.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:19, Reply)
That joke is so shit i almost makes it all the way round into funny
Almost
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:20, Reply)
I for one will not find it funny if Shakin' Stevens develops Parkinson's disease

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:21, Reply)
I always used to get him and Gary Glitter confused
Luckily Glitter was good enough to develop a handily distinctive character trait
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:23, Reply)
yer, wakki eyebrows

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:24, Reply)
Come on

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:24, Reply)
There's one up for Gary

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:24, Reply)
I've seen Gary Glitter live.
Man, he knew how to work an audience.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:31, Reply)

or an
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:33, Reply)
The pyrotechnic display was strangely sticky.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:36, Reply)
You've got Gary all over your face

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:37, Reply)
SHED

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:17, Reply)
BOAT! LOL!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:20, Reply)
I heard you have breasts

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:18, Reply)
I heard he was a bit of a tit.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:19, Reply)
Hmm...
According to this b3ta.com/features/faq/#taste P**L M******L OF C******E, C******L (would, btw even though he's a nigger), I should be stepped for this post.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:23, Reply)
You kitten-flapping cock-badger.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:25, Reply)
*banhammers*

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:26, Reply)
Hahaha yeah

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:27, Reply)
It's a good job we haven't got a real mod, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:27, Reply)
You really ought to edit that realnameomg out of my post

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:27, Reply)
There's a real name?
No-one would be called something so waqqi, would they?

Also, alright then.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:28, Reply)
You're the best mod on off topic

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:30, Reply)
I'm not even that good.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:30, Reply)
She's the Steve Brookes of mods

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:32, Reply)
I could post Baldmonkeys address.
Would that do it?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:30, Reply)
Nah, deleted posters are fair game I think

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:31, Reply)
There's a user called Baldmonkey's Mum
Do you think it's his Mum?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:33, Reply)
Only cunts post people's addresses online.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:32, Reply)
David Cameron
Lives at No. 10 Downing Street
London
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:39, Reply)
cunt

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:42, Reply)
The Queen lives at:
Buckingham Palace
London SW1A 1AA, United Kingdom
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:45, Reply)
she's ok
Its Cameron who is the cunt
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:45, Reply)
Nah, she's a cunt and all

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:46, Reply)
and she has a haunted pussy

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:48, Reply)
Someone fingers something

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:33, Reply)
GeordieJay fingers keyboards

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:34, Reply)
Would anyone like to sponsor my trip to the Arctic?
And would any lady types like to marry me and polish my medals?
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:35, Reply)
*calls Roota*

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:37, Reply)
Your Distinguished Lying Cross is very shiny

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:37, Reply)
Euphemisms was the last thread, Craig

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:37, Reply)
No.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:37, Reply)
Scaryduck is an alcoholic nonce.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:37, Reply)
See you later

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:38, Reply)
You know I heard that somewhere and when you google it, it comes up so maybe its true

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:50, Reply)
My sister put a poll in a facebook event asking what we should do for someones birthday
She wrote "What would you like to do" with three options, but left it open for other people to add options so I put Shakira.

I'm fucking hilarious.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:51, Reply)
Her hips actually do lie

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:52, Reply)
I always confuse her breasts with mountains

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 14:01, Reply)
and i thought my brothers were bad

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:53, Reply)
Seriously, sperm isn't vegetarian, how do you get away with that?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:54, Reply)
i told you, i'm not vegetarian
i eat fish. your mum and your wife beat each other up to be first in the Q.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:57, Reply)
In the queue for what? your leftover cocks?
There's plenty to go round
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:57, Reply)
I imagine that they are on display but subtle like a matryoshka doll

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 14:00, Reply)
depends how you define "plenty"
poor 3 inch john
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 14:03, Reply)
I can see someone having another book/ face incident

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:56, Reply)
My sister wouldn't dare

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:56, Reply)
She will tell on you...

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:59, Reply)

Because you're mine.
I can't stand the things that you do.
No, no, no, I ain't lyin'. No.
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 14:20, Reply)
I don't think it should be acceptable to post up child porn on this website.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 14:07, Reply)
It's ok if you draw it

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 14:21, Reply)
And add the disclaimer 'this highly sexualised image of a child isn't actually child porn, it just looks like it'.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 14:23, Reply)
They aren't nipples, they are creamed buns!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 14:25, Reply)
What is the most fashionable thing a person can possibly do?

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 14:26, Reply)
YM seems very popular

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 14:27, Reply)

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