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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm bored!
Say something that would get you stepped/banned on Main talk or QOTW but not on OT where no-one cares.
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:12, 121 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
Say something that would get you stepped/banned on Main talk or QOTW but not on OT where no-one cares.
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:12, 121 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
I am going to email your boss and tell him what you get up to all day on company time.
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I'm going to email my boss and tell him what you get up to all day
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Excellent, he may decide that I'm wasted sitting at home
and offer me a job. I make a great cuppa.
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:16, Reply)
and offer me a job. I make a great cuppa.
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:16, Reply)
I have no idea what would constitute such a conflagration
I'm assuming "Dozer is a cunt" is fair game
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:15, Reply)
I'm assuming "Dozer is a cunt" is fair game
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:15, Reply)
Nah, 20 hours this week and next
28 the two weeks after, then full whack. It's not bad you know.
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:20, Reply)
28 the two weeks after, then full whack. It's not bad you know.
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Is that including the time spent in the passenger seats of Volvos?
or just pounding the streets?
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:24, Reply)
or just pounding the streets?
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I'm grateful
I've had Bucks Fizz Land of Make Believe stuck in my head all fucking morning.
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 14:17, Reply)
I've had Bucks Fizz Land of Make Believe stuck in my head all fucking morning.
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 14:17, Reply)
Also
How the fuck have I got "The Locomotion" stuck in my head?
{Points for any answer not involving a suggestion of Maryness on my part)
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:16, Reply)
How the fuck have I got "The Locomotion" stuck in my head?
{Points for any answer not involving a suggestion of Maryness on my part)
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:16, Reply)
Only one
It's very hard to get them to stay still close enough to each other for sufficient coverage
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:18, Reply)
It's very hard to get them to stay still close enough to each other for sufficient coverage
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:18, Reply)
Because Gerry Goffin and Carole King were very talented songwriters
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If you say so
They must be to get a song I genuinely haven't heard in over a decade stuck in my head
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:26, Reply)
They must be to get a song I genuinely haven't heard in over a decade stuck in my head
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:26, Reply)
That's (*checks*) very embarrassing
I shall chastise myself thoroughly when I get home
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:25, Reply)
I shall chastise myself thoroughly when I get home
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:25, Reply)
he also had Parkinson's, are you saying we should all make like Michael J Fox?
You'd be on shaky ground if you were.
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:19, Reply)
You'd be on shaky ground if you were.
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:19, Reply)
That joke is so shit i almost makes it all the way round into funny
Almost
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Almost
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I for one will not find it funny if Shakin' Stevens develops Parkinson's disease
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I always used to get him and Gary Glitter confused
Luckily Glitter was good enough to develop a handily distinctive character trait
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:23, Reply)
Luckily Glitter was good enough to develop a handily distinctive character trait
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:23, Reply)
I've seen Gary Glitter live.
Man, he knew how to work an audience.
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:31, Reply)
Man, he knew how to work an audience.
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:31, Reply)
Hmm...
According to this b3ta.com/features/faq/#taste P**L M******L OF C******E, C******L (would, btw even though he's a nigger), I should be stepped for this post.
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:23, Reply)
According to this b3ta.com/features/faq/#taste P**L M******L OF C******E, C******L (would, btw even though he's a nigger), I should be stepped for this post.
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:23, Reply)
There's a real name?
No-one would be called something so waqqi, would they?
Also, alright then.
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:28, Reply)
No-one would be called something so waqqi, would they?
Also, alright then.
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:28, Reply)
The Queen lives at:
Buckingham Palace
London SW1A 1AA, United Kingdom
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:45, Reply)
Buckingham Palace
London SW1A 1AA, United Kingdom
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:45, Reply)
Would anyone like to sponsor my trip to the Arctic?
And would any lady types like to marry me and polish my medals?
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:35, Reply)
And would any lady types like to marry me and polish my medals?
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:35, Reply)
You know I heard that somewhere and when you google it, it comes up so maybe its true
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:50, Reply)
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My sister put a poll in a facebook event asking what we should do for someones birthday
She wrote "What would you like to do" with three options, but left it open for other people to add options so I put Shakira.
I'm fucking hilarious.
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:51, Reply)
She wrote "What would you like to do" with three options, but left it open for other people to add options so I put Shakira.
I'm fucking hilarious.
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:51, Reply)
i told you, i'm not vegetarian
i eat fish. your mum and your wife beat each other up to be first in the Q.
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:57, Reply)
i eat fish. your mum and your wife beat each other up to be first in the Q.
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:57, Reply)
In the queue for what? your leftover cocks?
There's plenty to go round
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There's plenty to go round
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:57, Reply)
I imagine that they are on display but subtle like a matryoshka doll
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Because you're mine.
I can't stand the things that you do.
No, no, no, I ain't lyin'. No.
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 14:20, Reply)
I don't think it should be acceptable to post up child porn on this website.
( , Wed 2 Apr 2014, 14:07, Reply)
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And add the disclaimer 'this highly sexualised image of a child isn't actually child porn, it just looks like it'.
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