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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Impressed
I swapped the Mrs over onto her new phone last night. This took about 5 mins and it included all photos, music, etc. It even kept her Flappy Birds high score

When were you last impressed?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 10:43, 112 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

py Birds high score s

The last time I was impressed was when I heard a prole employ a polysyllable.

I had it shot immediately afterwards, natch, but I was impressed nonetheless.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 10:48, Reply)
I checked
It kept them too
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 10:52, Reply)
Google Calender is well ace
Also just started using Google Drive as a cloud. Seems good too
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 3 Apr 2014, 10:49, Reply)
We started using Google for email in work instead of Outlook
Its horrible though the drive is rather good
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 10:52, Reply)
Also using this for about a year. No problems yet.
They're taking over the world you know.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 3 Apr 2014, 10:53, Reply)
I hate the idea of Google mail and everything being in your inbox

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 10:54, Reply)
You can move items to any other folder.
Or have I misunderstood?
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 3 Apr 2014, 10:57, Reply)
You have labels instead of folders

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:01, Reply)
Click on an email to open it
Click on "Move to"
Send it to whichever folder you want or open a new one.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:06, Reply)
Yer, but really they are still in the inbox
I hate it - its like going back in time
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:17, Reply)
Can you explain why that's a problem?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:18, Reply)
Its just more of a fuck on than Outlook was

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:19, Reply)
There's no pleasing some...

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:20, Reply)
I'm getting old, ed
Its my right to complain about everything
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:21, Reply)
Keep in touch, I run courses on it.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:23, Reply)
Dear IT Person
In Gmail you are still able to set up rules for mail to go to folders that you have created. You have been able to for years, I have folders going back to when I was doing my IT courses. (10 years plus ago)
HTHs
B
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 12:04, Reply)
^ works in IT

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 12:05, Reply)
+Sh

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 12:12, Reply)

onto her new phone and it included all
photos, music, etc. Birds high score
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 10:50, Reply)
Saved on a flappy disc.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 3 Apr 2014, 10:52, Reply)
I moved onto a one month rolling wife contract

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 10:53, Reply)
+ over

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 10:56, Reply)
Not enough down time.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 3 Apr 2014, 10:58, Reply)
Incompatible plugins?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:01, Reply)
fuck nose

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:18, Reply)
ISWYDT

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:24, Reply)
at the talk last night
dudes missing both their legs trekking 200km in the world's harshest environment and running the london marathon, whilst i struggled to stand up for 3 hours in my new heels
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 10:58, Reply)
Have your legs took off. QED

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 3 Apr 2014, 10:59, Reply)
fuck off, they're my best bit
a stomach removal, maybe
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:06, Reply)
I'm shtum me.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:07, Reply)
Fucking show of cunts.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:07, Reply)
I was impressed when I swapped YM from ATM last night

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 3 Apr 2014, 10:59, Reply)
You kissed his mum after she rimmed you?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:02, Reply)
Katy Perry's later work had more edge

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:03, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:05, Reply)
You read my mind....!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:05, Reply)
Like Sporter's Mum
Backs on cocks.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:11, Reply)
You've always got to make sure that you get things done in the correct order.
I won't make that mistake twice, I can tell you.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:16, Reply)
Its all in the best possible taste

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:18, Reply)
Not by this thread, that's for sure

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:03, Reply)
Last one had stalled
Feel free to start a new, better one
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:04, Reply)
don't listen to him, he's just got pmt

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:05, Reply)
Post Mung Tiredness?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:07, Reply)
Permanent Mental 'Tardation

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:11, Reply)
WELCOME TO THE FUTURE!
I am impressed today that planning have pulled their finger out for once and actually listened and are sending me an engineer to help get a job done rather than asking me to do over time. They're getting their act together.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:06, Reply)
Keep your overtime! MY PRECIOUSSSS!.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:08, Reply)
It's nice when... etc

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:08, Reply)
At the expansive qualities of YM's cornhole as she backed on to my cock.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:07, Reply)
It's nice when they push back a little isn't it.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:08, Reply)
Impressive mindpiss right there

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:09, Reply)
Then you really know that the dirty slag is fucking loving it, right in her Mumsy arse.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:10, Reply)
You and 2,000 others

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:16, Reply)
*bukkakelols*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:21, Reply)
Its like this when you pull out
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOB9YigVYqs
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:24, Reply)
Fucked a girl up the arse in a tent at Reading Festival.
Put it this way. When I pulled out I was fucking glad I had a condom on.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:28, Reply)
Splashback

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:30, Reply)
I had to kick my mate large Bri out of his own tent so I could pork some bird in there

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:32, Reply)
I once pretended to be Californian at Reading Festival, fucked a girl and in the morning forgot the charade.
She was really fucking pissed off. Oh well got a shag out of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:34, Reply)
I used to claim fighter pilot or brain surgeon.
Must admit I never thought of Yank.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:36, Reply)
Ooo-arrr, burrrrrd. Oim frahm Callyforrrrnya.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:37, Reply)
....brrrrabbbbrrrabbb.....

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:45, Reply)
SOLD!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:49, Reply)
At Glasto last year I was awoken by a bad smell and some swearing.
My Mrs had fallen aslep on and then fallen off the piss bucket getting it all over the last set of clean clothes she had.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:36, Reply)
She seems like your ideal woman

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:43, Reply)
Piss bucket?
Posh cunt
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:49, Reply)
That's his pet name for YM

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:52, Reply)
Not for me you understand.
I just hang it outside the tent and let my stream of righteousness fall where it may.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 12:05, Reply)
Who would have thought the young girl to have had so much blood in her

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:31, Reply)
I was last impressed when I got 27 on flappy birds
No wait, I wasn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:23, Reply)
I fucking hate that game
Its doubly annoying as the noise it makes is the warning noise our fridge makes when its been left open for too long
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:25, Reply)
What sort of crazy super fridge has warning noises?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:28, Reply)
My fridge does

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:29, Reply)
Mine too, I hate it, it goes off way too quickly and loudly.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:33, Reply)
*quality cooling fives*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:33, Reply)
I SAID I HATE IT!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:34, Reply)
But enough about the missus eh eh eh
#truelad
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 12:15, Reply)
When it gets down below four cans of lager
mine emails the offy.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:33, Reply)
My fridge never has booze in it.
I usually drink it all on the way home for the offy and have to go back again
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:35, Reply)
Have you ever been indoors?

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:38, Reply)
mine does
it's a nice 'ding-dong' sort of noise. It's quite nice actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:54, Reply)
Never got past 5
Grandcub scores well over 100 and laughs at my motor fail.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:26, Reply)
I hate people.
*sadface*
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FRIDGE PING CHAT?
this is lower than dozer's desperado "treacs" chat. it's lower than mattress chat. it's lower than bert fucking his sister. it's a new depth for OT to plumb.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:58, Reply)
What have you done with Chompy Version 2?
He's stopped posting.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 12:02, Reply)
He's trapped behind the "door that must not be opened" again
edit: she's just let him out. Or he's her sockpuppet with a fictitious back story to match?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 12:08, Reply)
maybe that's because you've turned into even more of a repetitive boring bellend than you used to be

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 12:28, Reply)
FRIDGE PING CHAT?
That's a phrase that NO ONE could have predicted would ever be written.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 12:12, Reply)
That's what my Korean next door neighbour says when he accidentally treads in the litter tray.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 12:15, Reply)
Its close but its not quite right

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 12:16, Reply)
^

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 12:18, Reply)
will the bullying ever end?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 12:28, Reply)
you were pathetic and you know it
(underplayed b-side etc)
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 12:29, Reply)
chill, treacs
This act ent fooling nobody.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 12:34, Reply)
you're like a hermit crab

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 12:37, Reply)
you're like an orang utan

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 12:41, Reply)
And two things would happen right before I died:
I would regret my entire life; I would want to live it over again.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:59, Reply)

d t
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 12:00, Reply)
alright Hubert Selby Jr

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 12:40, Reply)
I'm impressed that this thread has lasted this long

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 12:05, Reply)
I am impressed that no one in this thread actually asked what phone was swapped to what
Then had a rant about people who say iPhone etc.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 12:14, Reply)
I left that out on purpose

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 12:17, Reply)
Also, someone start a new thread please

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 12:17, Reply)
but even so
that wouldn't stop someone asking,
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 12:19, Reply)
^fanboi

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 12:20, Reply)
^localboy

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 12:21, Reply)
^ down boy

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 12:28, Reply)
+s

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 12:29, Reply)
Enough of your requests to the choir

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 12:30, Reply)
Hey, guys - watch this!
Ahem!

Hey Sportscow! What did you swap the phone to?!

LOL!

Did you see that, guys? Did you see it? Did you see me ask what he swapped the phone to?

LOL!
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He swapped it to his wife, did you not read the whole post?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 12:27, Reply)
Erm ... guys?

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