i am writing my objectives for the year, i hate writing objectives
tell me one of yours so I can put it in with mine.

alt: Worst garden pest, i'm gonna say slugs
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 13:54, 115 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Sell my property empire to Albert Marshmallow.
Deadlift 185 kilos.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 13:58, Reply)

B3tan must own half of the Uk with their massive property empires

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 14:00, Reply)

I never said it was in the UK, Albert needs to get out of the bubble man before it's too late.
I track Ryanair and easyjet possible future airport destinations then pick nice places within 30 to 45 minutes travel from those airports.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 14:06, Reply)

is the bubble his own head?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 14:08, Reply)

*applause*

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 14:10, Reply)

Continue to make off topic shit and unfunny

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 14:02, Reply)

You're doing a great job.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 14:04, Reply)

Thanks for your help

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 14:06, Reply)

I like to think I help

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 14:08, Reply)

I'm too bored to reply properly

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 14:09, Reply)

 
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 14:10, Reply)

Can't be bothere...

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 14:10, Reply)

also have less days that are 'fucking shit'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 14:15, Reply)

Same as every night, Pinky.
PLAN TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 14:03, Reply)

Do more exercise.
alt. Worzel Gummidge
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 14:03, Reply)

what sort of exercise? you know putting biscuits in yer gob is not excercise.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 14:08, Reply)

YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 14:12, Reply)

You like biscuits!
What sort of exercise? Skirting the issue is not exercise!
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 14:13, Reply)

I been jogging and im getting one of them pedal things you can do when you watch telly.
Like an old, arthritic pensioner.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 14:17, Reply)

FFS jaesurn

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 14:19, Reply)

Sounds fun.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 14:25, Reply)

Mock if you will but my joints are perfect

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 14:27, Reply)

Jogging to the pie shop is not exercise but i suppose using your weird pedal thing whilst eating pies
is something. I do strength training and started with Stronglifts 5*5 and combine that with cardio training which never involves a cardio machine or the knee/hip killing of running. This training is type I and type II muscle strength and conditioning which is proven.

Oh and all the unproven naturopathic medicine I can get my hands on whilst shoving reiki practitioners up my arse.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 14:31, Reply)

POTD RIGHT HERE GUYS LOLOLOLOL

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 14:33, Reply)

I think they're flirting with one another

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 14:39, Reply)

It's like when people with a rare genetic disease see someone else with it for the first time

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 14:43, Reply)

What, like when your mum saw you in the midwife's arms.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 15:00, Reply)

clickin dis

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 15:04, Reply)

I think she was just surprised that I was black.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 15:04, Reply)

Jeff?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 15:34, Reply)

I don't even like pies?
I bet you look like one of them old handlebar moustached men in the 30's with them big dumbells. I bet you ride about on a Penny Farthing.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 14:36, Reply)

this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTNhCzmUjlw
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 14:39, Reply)

link spaz^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 14:41, Reply)

That's the one!
Only with a proper link
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 14:41, Reply)

FFS
youtu.be/CTNhCzmUjlw
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 14:42, Reply)

Im doing something with these guys in June when Im at the joint lesbian hen party
www.acclimbatize.co.uk/index.html

Last time I went abseiling I clung to a rock for half an hour. Joy!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 14:44, Reply)

Yes to all that and it is probably me in the youtube video or any of the others like similar to it.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 14:59, Reply)

Take this to Grindr you two FFS

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 8 Apr 2014, 15:05, Reply)

Oh dear, little late aren't you dear. Bet you are still crying that they cancelled "Ideal".

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 15:12, Reply)

What on earth are you blithering on about?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 8 Apr 2014, 15:31, Reply)

WTFAYBOA

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 15:44, Reply)

Your mum, to both.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 14:03, Reply)

spend fewer time on the internet

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 14:05, Reply)

*less

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 14:07, Reply)

*smaller

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 14:09, Reply)

*teh interwebz

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 14:11, Reply)

*tymez

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 14:12, Reply)

everyones' a critic

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 14:20, Reply)

to develop an even more streamlined and mutually beneficial supervision style to encourage development of the juniors on the team
alt: train mini ape to think that weeding and gardening is a great treat. my dad did this with washing the car, he got free car washing out of me and my brothers for years.

i still enjoy doing it in cheshire, but not from a second floor flat.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 14:08, Reply)

free ineffectual
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 14:09, Reply)

nah, i'm a good old scrubber
i used to love waxing my beetle
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 14:19, Reply)

euphemism of the day ^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 14:20, Reply)

disgusting mind you've got
you just rub it in slow circular motions until it goes all shiny and you can see your face in it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 14:20, Reply)

*has meaty hall of mirrors nightmare*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 14:21, Reply)

welcome to the house of fun

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 14:23, Reply)

that's the plaice

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 14:25, Reply)

i've had(dock) enough of these fish puns
you just go off the SCALES and i'm FINished with it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 14:26, Reply)

+ hood

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 14:23, Reply)

*takes notes*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 14:13, Reply)

to be fair, a big part of the treat may have been the ability to hose down swipe junior
heh heh heh
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 14:20, Reply)

bloddy northerners with their childhood preganancies

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 14:21, Reply)

alt: later in the year greenfly could be an issue on my tomatoes

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 14:22, Reply)

i can't believe that dapper man about town has turned into such a bumpkin
sad timez
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 14:23, Reply)

He's rocking the tweeds now

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 14:23, Reply)

i've always rocked tweed

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 14:24, Reply)

you wait until the end of the summer when I'm eating panzanella made with my own tomatos, onions, garlic and basil

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 14:25, Reply)

which you could have bought on fleet street for £5 without any of the hassle of slugs or broken nails or dirty fingers...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 14:26, Reply)

you could just watch a sit com on the telly

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 14:27, Reply)

Are you going to invite us all over to try it?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 14:26, Reply)

no.

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 14:26, Reply)

Just me and swipe then, good.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 14:27, Reply)

; )

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 14:28, Reply)

Careful Nakers, I think these are 'sex people'

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 14:28, Reply)

I wish.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 14:29, Reply)

*grooms*

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 14:33, Reply)

no wait, not you

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 14:33, Reply)

HAVENT YOU LET ME DOWN ENOUGH TODAY?????!!!!!!!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 14:34, Reply)

I'd better warn Lynn

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 14:30, Reply)

you haven't had your gaz invite?
you're as popular as dozer *points and laughs*
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 14:27, Reply)

Bit harsh

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 14:28, Reply)

Steady on, he's not that bad.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 14:28, Reply)

bit harsh

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 14:28, Reply)

Does anyone pay any attention to the objectives?
Does your pay/bonus depend on them?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 14:40, Reply)

yes and yes/yes

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 14:41, Reply)

Shame. That makes it difficult to BS.
Have you gone down the "professionally dvelop a colleague" route?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 14:43, Reply)

What's that? A few cocktails and a dash of Rohypnol?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 14:44, Reply)

Always with the rape with you lot

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 14:46, Reply)

I think you'll find statistically, it's not.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 14:51, Reply)

1 in 10 men are gay, 10% of rape victims are male. CONINCIDENCE?!?!?!?!?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 14:53, Reply)

probably

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 15:00, Reply)

That's not quite what we were going for.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 14:48, Reply)

yeah that'll be in there

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 14:47, Reply)

Have you mentioned your new red trousers?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 14:48, Reply)

Green.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 14:49, Reply)

thanks train/trouser/sock buddy

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 14:51, Reply)

These cretins take no notice sometimes.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 14:53, Reply)

developing lines of more effective communication above and below.
developing a report they will like.
offer up further education.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 14:49, Reply)

so much bullshit innit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 14:51, Reply)

Hahahaha.
We all need to justify our salary. If you have that particular skill you can go a long way.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 14:53, Reply)

i can talk a good talk, but am actually a bit uiseless
I should have been a politician
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 14:54, Reply)

Is anyone surprised by this revelation?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 15:03, Reply)

I, for one, am not surprised.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 15:11, Reply)

this is not a revelation

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 15:18, Reply)

>>:(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 15:32, Reply)

get a new job as a financial copywriter

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 15:06, Reply)

Do you get a lot of problems with people infringing copywrite in the financial sector then?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 15:08, Reply)

alright chompy, good to have you back

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 15:09, Reply)

I had a little chuckle to myself as I wrote that

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 15:10, Reply)

nobody chuckled as they read it

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 15:10, Reply)

I don't believe anyone actually read it

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 15:15, Reply)

I'm all about the leveraging the synergies
Alt: Probably black spot on my honeysuckle, although I did have a problem with some nocturnal beastie eating my strawbs a few years back. The little cunts.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 8 Apr 2014, 15:09, Reply)

YM

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 8 Apr 2014, 15:09, Reply)

i have a double choc chip cookie and a mini flapjack

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 15:46, Reply)

it was very diapointing

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 15:54, Reply)