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30 RockI have recently started watching this show and have found it really rather funny.
Last night I went to see Therapy? at the Scala and I witnessed a big fat drunk skinhead elbow another guy in the face for the having the audacity to be standing where the drunk man wanted to be standing.
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They played the whole album as it's 20 years since it was released.They haven't had the original drummer for about 15 years though.
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Then it was shit.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:49,
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ah, I seeI liked them up until Infernal Love and they lost it a bit.
Troublegum is a cracking album.
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What's the question?I might give 30 rock a go (and YD). I like Jane Krakowski.
I've just started Modern Family. Also funny.
Ahh. drunken japes.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:50,
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The first three seasons (yeah, that's right, seasons) are excellent. It's still good, but it's not as consistantly funny anymore.
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Monty! Al's talking about 'seasons' again!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:54,
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American shows have Seasons. British shows have Series'(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 13:02,
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Never seen it and I don't really care for Therapy?I'm going to see Josephine Foster tonight, but I don't expect to see any big, fat, drunken skinheads.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:54,
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I'd've done a sex on herFirst album was pretty good at the time.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:56,
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She's playing the whole of Central Reservation.I really like that album
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Ooo yeah. Pretentious as fuck, though - didn't they refuse to be interviewed because the music was too important, or summat?(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 13:06,
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what, Mazzy Star?Dunno. She is well fit. That JAMC prick is a right lucky bugger.
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yes deareven susan boyle wouldn't go near your putrid melty face
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 13:07,
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Well no, she's a lezza(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 13:04,
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I liked the Soulwax remix of Standing in the Way of ControlDid they do anything else?
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yes, because of disgust that "men" like dozer exist(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 13:07,
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Tangent is a great tune.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 13:06,
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Since the Great Trouser Explosion of March 2014, I've shied away from energetic public gatherings.(
Kroney, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:55,
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30 Rock is great."How can YOU help US achieve webtopia?"
Therapy? are great - I particularly like the line "I'm going to crawl up inside you and die."
Is it acceptable to like American-Irish punk bands like Dropkick Murphys and Flogging Molly?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:55,
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As long as you actually like them and aren't doing so "ironically" then you are free to like anything you choose, and best of luck to you.(, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:57, Reply)
Shut up, hippie.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 13:01,
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Nazi.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 13:01,
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It is wholly unacceptable.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:57,
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^ tggi(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 13:01,
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I liked Unbeliever with Page Hamilton on guitar.Their rhythm section was pretty good an' all.
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Were they The Purple Gang?(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 13:01,
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what?Therapy?'s drummer and bassist. Fyfe Ewing and I forget the other cunt's name.
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So the whole rhythm section WEREN'T The Purple Gang?(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 13:04,
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I really wanted to like Therapy? but they just seemed to have lots of songs where the chorus consists of repeating the same word or sentence four times.I dunno, I just prefer stuff where it seems a bit of effort has gone into the writing.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:56,
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Oh yeah, as opposed to all those other choruses which are just...nah, I can't be bothered. Different strokes and all that innit.
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Don't bhorus, get to the chorus.(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 12:59,
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it must have been lovebut i think it's over now
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 13:03,
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Well played.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 13:05,
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In my younger days I'd convinced myself that the woman from that was the same one who presented Bad Influence.Then I grew up a bit and stopped being such a massive racist.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 13:06,
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The theme from Diff'rent Strokes was written by Robin Thicke's dad.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 13:00,
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tHe theme from Diff'rent Strokes was written by Robin Thicke's dad?(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 13:01,
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Would you use Norton or McAfee?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 13:15,
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No.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 13:16,
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Avast would be the best betI would probably also install Zonealarm. And superanitspyware (just to use from time to time)
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Viruses are not as common as people are commonly led to believe.(
Kroney, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 13:19,
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Expecially if you don't look at porn and open attachements from people you don't know.(, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 13:21, Reply)
Basically as long as you're not a total spastic, you'll be fine without.(
Kroney, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 13:22,
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Having taken delivery of a brand new machine I'm not going to take the risk of it not being protected.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 13:22,
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Why don't you just try not looking at porn and clicking on adverts?(, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 13:24, Reply)
I don't click on adverts & use adblocker. Porn however...Serious answer: I quite often get attachments that I need to open for work & as these can be from a wide range of sources I'd rather not take the risk.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 13:28,
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What was it I said to Kristine that upset her so much?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 13:37,
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The more I click on "clean your computer of viruses now" pop ups, the more problems I seem to get :((
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 13:22,
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is there anything stupider than a digital cata;og with turning pages?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 14:15,
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Well there was that time a daughter tried to surprise her father by hiding in a cupboardand he thought she was an intruder and shotgunned her to death.
That was pretty stupid.
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Kroney, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 14:17,
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pistorious lolshave you heard any of the evidence, the prosecution yesterday showed pictures of reeva's head wound to try and rattle him...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 14:24,
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He is either the worlds greatest actor or the coldest killerI couldn't quite understand Nel saying why don't you admit killing her, when he has admitted killing her all along
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I was surprised by the prosecution and what they could say and get away with(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 14:27,
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harsh them South Africans.Im undecided too.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 14:28,
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You arent undecidedYou decided to would love to get stump fucked by ol Pistols months ago
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Its the way saffer law worksdue to the lack of jury, the only difference in this case is the public nature of it.
Also I like saying Oscar Pistorius to rhyme with Uncle Bulgaria.
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I think the confusion arose from your use of the word "rhyme"(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 14:37,
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point takenBut it was easier to type than "I like to sing his name to the same rhythm and beat of Uncle Bulgaria when reference in the wombles song"
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But look at how much you've ended up having to type in order to clarify thisAnd me as well.
A stitch in time, Bonz...
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 14:40,
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I am very sorry mateI prostrate myself humbly at your feet and will await divine forgiveness
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i still don't se how you can get pistorius to rhyme with bulgaria(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 14:53,
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He's not, he is singing it to the tune of that bit of the theme tune.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 14:54,
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Are you aware of the wombles song?you can get the cadence (if this is the right music term)
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i know the first bit but not the bulgariajn b it(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 14:58,
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Coming over here. stealing our Wombles.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 15:03,
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They were trying to get him to admit that he was deliberately shooting at the 'intruder'If he admits that, it kind of doesn't matter who it was.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 14:29,
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ya kull 'im artside the harse, thin dreg 'im insaide, THIN ya cawl the cups.Got that the wrong way around.
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Kroney, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 14:33,
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Surely if it was a burglar it would've been black?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 14:33,
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I like his new username, 'Weeping Pistorius'(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 14:34,
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he did admit it. he said "yes I shot her"(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 14:45,
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He will definitely get some sort of sentence.If not for killing her then the bullets he used, the weapons he had etc.
It's more the length he gets (giggity)
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 14:51,
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6 years or so for accidental killingcompared to full life term for Moider
Odd thing in SA courts is they can consider the lesser crime even if found not guilty of the major one.
Which I don't think you can here unless it is part of the prosecution statement (I am fully wiling to be corrected on this)
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If he get off for murder it's still manslaughter, and I would guess there is something about firearms negligence or whatever that would come into play there. I'm glad he's going to prison, because his 'blades' were too long, he's a cheat.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 14:54,
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Plus he wouldnt be allowed his blades in prisonso his head will be a groin height to all the inmates
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there is a justifiable defence law in SA though so he could in theory get away with it
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Well at least they will get him for being a cheat(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 15:00,
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South African gun laws are reasonably strict.You can only fire if you (and only you, not anybody else) are being approached and are in reasonable fear of your life. Shooting through a bog door into the head of a cowering girl don't count.
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Kroney, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 15:00,
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Guilty or not, I'd lock him up for all that pathetic blubbing in the dock.Fucksake man have some dignity
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 15:00,
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If he was going to be all bloobloo about itthen he shouldn't have fucking shot her. Man needs to get a grip.
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Kroney, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 15:06,
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What if the girl is a 'fucking cunt'? I hope that is taken into account.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 15:01,
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Yes, I'm going to shoot your mum. With my cock.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 15:03,
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You're not going to get away with shooting swipe. Not in this country anyway
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 15:02,
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you'll have to poo with the door open in case he tries to shoot you(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 15:10,
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What makes you think she doesn't already do that?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 15:17,
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i forgot; northernthey're used a bucket in the corner
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 15:19,
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I heard she shits into her hand so she can throw poo at poor meatsnake
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Some people, not me, but some people *might* say, and I don't say this, but some may, that she's full of shit.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 15:26,
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We aren't anyway though so it's okay to joke about murdering you.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 15:12,
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Mitigating circumstances, but still governed by proportionate response, innit.A strong backhand across the cheek would be acceptable, but four bullet holes in the old noggin are generally seen as not being quite cricket.
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Kroney, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 15:05,
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he wasn't even that good a shothip, arm, misss and head
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 15:06,
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He couldn't actually see her though, Nakers.Give the man a break. I think he did quite well, considering.
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Kroney, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 15:07,
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I expect that's the last 'head' he'll get for a while, giving on the other hand....(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 15:09,
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BothThe word came into English in two forms, jaiole from Old French and gayole from Anglo-Norman French gaole (surviving in the spelling gaol), originally pronounced with a hard g, as in goat.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 14:58,
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Thank you professers tanhgiersI genuinely did not know this
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 14:59,
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Perhaps, but he is also a hippy cunt. I feel you need this bringing to your attention.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 15:05,
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Naked Ape touches hippies on the cunt(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 15:06,
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Stop imagining my cunt(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 15:18,
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well that's the first time someone's told me to do that when not on public transport(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 15:19,
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he's just said "if she had made a noise or came out I would not have fired"What a load of shit. Did he even give her a chance to?
Trigger happy moron.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 15:02,
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No, that is unequivocally the stupidest thing in the history of the known and unknown universe.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 14:18,
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