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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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set yourself on fire you paedophile cunt

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:27, 167 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
<piss>piss off</off>

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:29, Reply)
I think you meant to post that here:
b3ta.com/gaz/write/44535
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:29, Reply)
*lights match*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:30, Reply)
The lack of weight as a defining engineering concern is because the ship sits in a balance
between its hull pushing against the water and the water attempting to return to level. As long as the hull material can resist the increasing water pressure from the larger displacement, the ship will float. This is why ship size has increased as we discover stronger materials.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:30, Reply)
picker-nick baskets.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:31, Reply)
i can't wait for a graphene mega ship

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:31, Reply)
Graphene has the potential to be all components.
The hull, the entirety of the engine, plus the TV screens and batteries.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:32, Reply)
The best of all the allotropes.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:34, Reply)
whats the best kind of tope to keep your savings in?





an ISAtope!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:34, Reply)
i just made this up

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:35, Reply)
GO ISATOPES!
*simpsonslols*
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:36, Reply)
cash ISAs are shit and for idiots
Hope this helps.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:37, Reply)
what about the crews fleshlights?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:34, Reply)
quick rinse in salt water should do it.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:37, Reply)
Does anyone else wonder about where all this production will lead?
Considering the oil supply upon which plastics are based is finite?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:35, Reply)
no cos I'll be dead

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:35, Reply)
Won't somebody think of touching the children? On the cunt.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:36, Reply)
Ships aren't built out of plastic.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:36, Reply)
Bubbleship Matey is.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:37, Reply)
Also, everything's finite.
Dude's got no idea, m8
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:38, Reply)
Except for infinity.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:38, Reply)
and jesus

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:39, Reply)
And god's love.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:39, Reply)
Abstract concept, m8, dunt exist

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:39, Reply)
It exists as a concept, m8.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:39, Reply)
Concepts aren't real. They're concepts.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:40, Reply)
What about a concept car?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:41, Reply)
Exists as a model
Dunt exist as a car. "Concept".
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:42, Reply)
It exists.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:42, Reply)
Not as a car. Concept car.
"Concept" basically means "fantasy ideal". It's used by pricks what imagine shit for a living.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:43, Reply)
until they put it into production

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:43, Reply)
When it stops being a concept.
Do keep up.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:44, Reply)
then surely teh concept becomes real

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:45, Reply)
Which stops it being a concept anymore.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:45, Reply)
MIND






BLOWN
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:46, Reply)
Real concepts are.
Infinity is a real concept.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:41, Reply)
Infinity dunt exist in the physical universe.
Concept.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:43, Reply)
what happens if you wnat to visit infinity and perhaps even travel beyond it

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:46, Reply)
You can't, m8, because it's a concept.
Humanity will never see true infinity because we are finite creatures and limited by our perception of three dimensional space. Infinity is not constrained by three dimensional, or any-dimensional space by definition. Thereby, for all effective measures we can see or utilise, it don't exist, m8.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:49, Reply)
O_o

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:54, Reply)
*drops mic*

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:55, Reply)
Psyche

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:56, Reply)
It's a useful phililsololiphical concept with which to examine our perceptions though, m8.
So it do exist.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 12:02, Reply)
You can't measure the immeasurable, so it don't

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 12:05, Reply)
Measurability isn't a requisite for existence.
This is evinced by reality being dependent on perception.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 12:09, Reply)
According to science, it is.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 12:10, Reply)
Science is just one of myriad understanding mechanisms.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 12:11, Reply)
But it exists in the conceptual universe.
So it is real.

You really should be more clear.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:49, Reply)
See above, conceptual universe don't exist, m8

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:50, Reply)
Yes it does. Conceptually.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:51, Reply)
No it don't. Concepts are concepts.
Concepts can't go around being real, otherwise they'd be real and not concepts.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:52, Reply)
Depends what you mean by 'real'.
Reality itself is a concept.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:57, Reply)
Fact. The whole thing exists only as a by product of what we see and hear
two things that we cannot definitively prove with anything beside our own sensory input. Bang on. It's impossible to say whether anything's real or not. Pretty basic Descartism, here.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 12:01, Reply)
Precisely.
So it does exist, and yet, it might not.

So what we're saying here, basically, is that you're well sussed.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 12:02, Reply)
Since I'm saying that concepts don't exist, I don't think I am, m8

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 12:05, Reply)
But concepts do exist, so you are.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 12:09, Reply)
Nope

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 12:10, Reply)
DAMN you're good!

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 12:11, Reply)
*picks up mic*
*drops it again*
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 12:16, Reply)
i dunno
i have some concept albums and they are definately real
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:41, Reply)
Yer - real shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:42, Reply)
What about Conceptual Art?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:45, Reply)
Art exists for art's sake, right?
Thereby, if somebody's creating it for any other purpose then it ain't even art anymore. So it don't exist.

PHILOSOPHISED
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:47, Reply)
Infinity isn't finite.
So not everything, actually.

SICKBURN
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:39, Reply)
Do keep up.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:39, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2258885
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:39, Reply)
unlike jesuses love

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:40, Reply)
No but the electronics used in them will employ them.
As will the manufacturing process.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:37, Reply)
I'm talking about ships. Why are yuo talking about electronics?
SHIPS
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:39, Reply)
Because ships is built with electronics, innit.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:40, Reply)
It ent, they're built with fibreglass or steel.
Electronics would be a crap material to build a hull out of m8
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:41, Reply)
Yeah but you need electgronics to get it built.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:42, Reply)
Pretty sure I could build one with a hammer.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:44, Reply)
I would pay a shiny pound to watch you try.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:51, Reply)
Might not float for long.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:53, Reply)
what i want to know is, right,
if the black boxes from aeroplanes are indestructible, why don't they make the whole plane out of that shit?

also, if toast always lands buttered side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you tie a piece of buttered toast to the back of a cat and lob it (gently) down the stairs?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:41, Reply)
cat murdering physics spazz^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:42, Reply)
NO CHAT CHAT.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:42, Reply)
You are a fucking idiot.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:46, Reply)
i'm quoting a well known list of stupid questions
idiot yourself

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buttered_cat_paradox
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:51, Reply)
Excellent triple-Ting here.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:59, Reply)

youtu.be/B6T9qp9XbRY
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:42, Reply)
/AC

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:31, Reply)
pistorius is getting a proper grilling this morning

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:52, Reply)
The simon weston attack

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:53, Reply)
This is pretty tame compared to what he has.
They are trying to make him angry on the stand.

I reckon he did it mind. All this apparent tampering that probably didn't happen. Why would the police move stuff?

They should make him scream, see if he sounds like a woman.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:54, Reply)
are you offering to bum him?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:54, Reply)
Would.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:58, Reply)
would you hold his stumps in a wheel barrow postion?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:58, Reply)
There lies the rub

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 12:19, Reply)
she was standing up in the toilet, with a locked door
why wasn't she sitting on it, why would she lock the door, why wasn't there any piss in the toilet bowl?

his story simply doesn't make sense.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:57, Reply)
saffa women piss standing up

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:57, Reply)
he should have hired you as his defence lawyer

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:58, Reply)
it really doesn't.
He said yesterday had she made a noise or came out he wouldn't have shot.
Did he not shout "who is there", warn "I have a gun"? CHECK ON HER FIRST?!

Any other person would have gently woke their partner, told them to be quiet and warned them there may be an intruder.

Bullshit.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:59, Reply)
i think we can't understand how much it might affect your perceptions, growing up in SA as opposed to the UK
and that might have made him much more trigger happy.

but not that trigger happy. i have sieves with fewer holes in them than his story.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 12:03, Reply)

story girlfriend
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 12:03, Reply)
oooof!
back of teh net
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 12:03, Reply)
For proof of this see below...
www.theguardian.com/world/2004/may/25/southafrica.rugbyunion
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 12:07, Reply)
Have they mentioned him being a cheat with his blades that are too long

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 12:00, Reply)
'alroght''

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 11:54, Reply)
yi

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 12:23, Reply)

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