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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I've got strawberries. What have you got?alt. Im also stressing about this wedding in 2 months.
I can't book into a hotel to get ready cos they're getting hitched on a Friday at 2. I can't get the Thurs off either. Bah!
Are you one of lifes worriers or do you just go with the flow?
altalt. lunch?
Ah who cares.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 12:21,
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an erectionaltalt: not an erection
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 12:24,
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Alright Geordiegay, I have great cheekbones, a hamster and an imaginary girlfriend.(, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 12:24, Reply)
Always nice to see new posters here(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 12:36,
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I know who you are and that HURTS man.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 12:42,
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AltHave you thought about getting your lazy fat arse out of bed early and arriving at a very reasonable early afternoon event having got ready at home.
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Fat, innee?He'll be all sweaty and disgusting by the time he arrives
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 12:27,
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I AM getting up early. I have to travel there too yaknow!!(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 12:30,
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Why can't you book into a hotel?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 12:35,
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*Something about being allergic to smart trousers*(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 12:38,
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What do you think I work in, Worzel?Just because you can sit around in yoghurt knit slacks all day.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 12:41,
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Great question, we think you work in a PPI call centre HTH(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 12:42,
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some Khaki's and a white shirt(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 12:45,
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Most hotels will accomodate an early check-in if you ask(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 12:39,
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DunnoI'm sure it's possible
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 12:42,
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You can do a late check in though, go late thursday, sleep, get upsqueeze into your skin tight rubber bummer shorts and arrive nicely refreshed. Easy.
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Kroney, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 12:42,
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I'm sorted. EVERYBODY STOP PANICKING!!(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 12:52,
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They got some proper posh burger places around work....... Byson Something, Gormet Burger, Maccy Ds, and there are a couple of other places too.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 12:49,
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Burger King Burgers, McDonald's fries.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 12:52,
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Burger King do fries too, and McDonalds also do burgers. You don't have to go to both places.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 12:56,
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but aren't the fries cold by the time you've got your burger?cold fries are a dish served in hell
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 13:07,
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I never go burger king, there's never one about where I am when I fancy a dirty burger.I reckon I could beat anyone in a McNugget competition, those things never come close to filling me up.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 12:58,
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it's ok if you get it with no bun and a salad, like i did when we went to GBK(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 13:08,
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I can eat whatever I want, the Dr said so.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 13:08,
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A can of Irn Bru and an erectionI'm pretty sure they're not related
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 12:37,
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im pretty sure its related to Drimbles'(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 12:39,
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What's the last thing you received in the post?(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 12:45,
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yer I read that from this postb3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2244720
and changed it to trooool you treacs
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at least you cleared the bunker(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 12:55,
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There's a road with all kinds of lunch-resturants and market stalls right near work so i'm gonna have a mooch around there.I might try the Cuban joint, that seems popular. Or I might get a falaffle thinggy.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 12:56,
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I've eaten my lunch and I'm still hungry :((
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 13:03,
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mine's in the fridgeand i haven't even got time to assemble it. come down to london and crumble my feta?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 13:04,
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yeah, a really dirty onei want him to reach into my fridge and slowly pull out my block of feta. then i want him to unwrap it carefully.
and mash about 1/3 of it with a fork.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 13:08,
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Oh yeah, I'm almost there baby(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 13:10,
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That's weird, I haven't had any lunch and I'm not hungry.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 13:04,
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Dunno :( I think he was doing some weird experiment job for a bit or something.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 13:19,
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It's almost like vegetarian food isn't as satisfying as meat(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 13:09,
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I hardly think that is fair(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 13:13,
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Roast ox flavoured crisps, I have checked the ingredients and they contain no ox at allAlt: put your dress on at home queerling
Altalt: fuckin crisps I already told you
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 13:08,
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Oxtail soup is nice.That does contain ox. The tail, to be specific.
Bird's Nest soup contains a real bird's nest. However it's a bird's nest made out of congealed bird saliva, not sticks. CRAZY.
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Kroney, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 13:13,
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After hookers spitting in my mouth, this is the best kind of saliva(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 13:14,
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There's a woman at work that is married, but persists in wearing short skirts.Slut.
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Kroney, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 13:16,
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You'd better give her a light stoning, it's for her own good(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 13:19,
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she probs wants you to "drop" a pen at her feet and have a sneaky peek.(, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 13:19, Reply)
Interestingly "she was asking for it" is almost never an acceptable excuse.I thought it was just a court of law thing.
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Kroney, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 13:24,
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That bird with her tits out saying "still not asking for it" is sending out a confused message(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 13:33,
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She wont have any undercrackers onAnd will make it do a fancy "wink"
Then go to HR
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Wink? It looked like someone slicing open a dead bear(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 13:24,
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It looked like the back of reeva steencamp's head(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 13:26,
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He was calling the prosecutor dude "my lady"crackerjack
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 13:34,
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AIDSAlt: I'm frustrated to learn that we're at 3 weddings in a short time period next year, does that count for anything?
AltAlt: Goan chicken & lentil soup
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 13:57,
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Just because I know you were all at the edge of your seats waiting for me to get back from lunch....I ended up getting a flaffle wrap, two chinese steamed buns and a cookie.
I fucking love my new job SOOOOO much.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 14:12,
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