So at work I use a window's machine
And i've already installed malware by googling 'firefox' and downloading the first result... whoops.

Are you evangelical about anything?

Alt: What are you looking forward to this year, as in, films/tech/events/music/whatever; not personal stuff.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:09, 135 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Dunno about evangelibollocks
But I really fucking hate having to wait to cross the road. I mean I really fucking hate it. Just this morning I was stood swearing at traffic like Nick Griffin in Marrakech.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:18, Reply)

Sounds like you need to relax a little.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:23, Reply)

Or move to the other side of the road

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:24, Reply)

"Why did the quender cross the road?"
"Because it was either that or kill every last cunt in the world LOL"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:27, Reply)

I've got this things near me where if you push a button,
And wait a reasonably short amount of time, you get Shepherded across by a tuneful beeping while all traffic is held stationary as if by magic. It's quite something.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:28, Reply)

The mistake you've made here
is in using the word "wait". Have a look at my original post and see if you can spot your error. Go on, I'll wait
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:31, Reply)

Don't wait, just close your eyes and run.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:34, Reply)

witchcraft

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:31, Reply)

Saves me a lot of hassle.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:31, Reply)

I've run out of newt :o(

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:38, Reply)

You're a silly bastard gonz.
Alt: not really, I'll probably pick up a PS4 when the prices start getting reasonable, otherwise no. I'm looking forward to lots of personal stuff and have no wild interest in tech stuff so much anymore.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:21, Reply)

I wanna get the new xbox when Watchdogs comes out

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:28, Reply)

That does look good,
Games are the only thing I keep an eye on really.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:30, Reply)

Monument Valley on iOS is pretty good, completed it in a few hours, but was really pretty.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:16, Reply)

I am only evangelical about Jesus.
Alt: I'm looking forward to Jesus returning, and also getting a Bible in e-book format.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:24, Reply)

I have no strongly held or forcibly expressed opinions about anything.
I am looking forward to getting my cat in a couple of weeks.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:24, Reply)

What about the hamster?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:27, Reply)

I'll see what the RSPCA
The cat's 15, she hopefully will have no interest in anything but sleeping.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:28, Reply)

Good luck.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:29, Reply)

+ shitting and pissing everywhere

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:48, Reply)

shitting, what is it with you?

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:55, Reply)

he's the one deliberately taking on an incontinent animal (it probably has nice feet)
ask him
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:05, Reply)

This is absolute bollocks
You have very strongly held views on you being more right about music than anyone else, in the face of all human knowledge
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:28, Reply)

that was the joke, you sexually confused guyliner buffoon

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:31, Reply)

Course it was sweetheart
Course it was
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:54, Reply)

it really was
Maybe your head meds are affecting your cognitive functions.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:59, Reply)

No, they definitely are, believe me
But despite this I still think it's sliiiiiiiiiiightly more likely that you're lying to save face
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:04, Reply)

He has no face to save

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:06, Reply)

his face must whistle when the wind blows

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:08, Reply)

I'm trying to see the world through his eyes
It's absolutely terrifying, although not having to wear glasses that could kill an ant at 50 paces on a sunny day is a refreshing change
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:09, Reply)

truss me, babydoll, you barely register on my radar

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:18, Reply)

We both know that's not true
I'm the only person on here with more character flaws than you and therefore the easiest target you have
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:24, Reply)

bollocks, everyone here is a tragic and hopeless autist with rebarbative personality disorders
You're just the only one wot reckons blue eye makeup is a good look for a middle aged man.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:29, Reply)

It brings out my eyes

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:36, Reply)

it gives me a lazy lob on

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:39, Reply)

Carla Bozulich
Alt: I am looking forward to the release of [tangledupinblue's band]'s second album.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:28, Reply)

I haven't received my copy of the first one yet.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:29, Reply)

Where did you order it from?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:30, Reply)

I didn't know we had to order them.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:31, Reply)

Well, y'know, you could also approach one of us at a gig to buy one
But we'd probably have to do some gigs for that to work
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:33, Reply)

Well, I'll stick to looking in my local paper for a coupon for one.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:40, Reply)

I don't know if we cover all the local papers in Oxford
Do you get the Witney Gazette?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:43, Reply)

Course.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:59, Reply)

Good band names there
"...founder of both The Geraldine Fibbers and Evangelista and as a founding member of Ethyl Meatplow and Scarnella"
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:38, Reply)

Christ our lord and saviour.
Alt. The reboot of Terminator and the remake of Shawshank Redemption
( Peej, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:36, Reply)

Shawshank Redemption II - Electric Boogaloo

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:39, Reply)

I'm evangelical about Yellow Tail Merlot
it's £5.50 in Sainsbury's at the moment and it's easily the nicest £5ish wine I've ever had.

Alt: I'm looking forward to buying more bottles of it while it's cheap.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:36, Reply)

It is rather nice that

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:38, Reply)

They keep putting their Shiraz on special offer
it's nice but it ain't all that.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:38, Reply)

i am evangelical about using straws for fizzy or fruit drinks and cleaning my teeth after sweets/chocolate
it's why i abuse my teeth regularly, but still have a filling-free mouth of shiny white straightness.

also various types of make-up, but will not bore you with that. unless anyone starts up car/whisky/music-chat, in which case i shall unleash the beast.

alt: nothing in particular. but i hear they are making "mrs doubtfire 2". still hoping that's an april fool.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:50, Reply)

Oh man, I heard about Doubtfire 2 too, I hope its as good as what I think Independance Day 2 could be.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:53, Reply)

I thought you'd be a whizz at avoiding viruses now.
Alt. No, I don't believe in the crazy sky Gods.

altalt. X Men DOFP, mainly.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:58, Reply)

and Sam Raimi's Poltergeist but that's next year.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:00, Reply)

I've been using macs too long, they just work and nobody tries to trick you.
X mens looks wicked, gonna imax that one.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:02, Reply)

Definitely.
Also kinda looking forward to this Spiderman even though it will be all the sads with the Gwen Stacey storyline.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:05, Reply)

I saw it on Friday, it was pretty good, there were a few bits that dragged but in general it was good fun.
They take Bullet Time to a whole new place.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:10, Reply)

When blow my nose my ear squeeks really loudly
I assume it's the same sound as when dozer inserts grace
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:59, Reply)

you have wax in your ear
HTH
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:06, Reply)

Snot innit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:10, Reply)

No
Eustachian tube blockage
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:12, Reply)

Stoopid tubes, what's even the point in them

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:14, Reply)

They stop your eardrums from exploding

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:16, Reply)

normally that goes away, but i had a cold last year where it just wasn't shifting, and i was really muffled and deaf in that ear
it was so annoying that i googled it, panicked that it would never be ok again, paid a private GP to look at it that afternoon, only to be told DON'T GOOGLE IT and STOP POPPING IT.

about 3 days later i was on the phone to a client and it popped naturally with the most almighty POP. fucking blissful.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:14, Reply)

Mine dont work properly so I'm always having to pop them back again
Makes air travel fun
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:16, Reply)

the worst is when you try to pop one
and it makes it WORSE
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:17, Reply)

You need to learn how to yawn correctly

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:17, Reply)

it dislocates my jaw and then THAT pops :(

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:26, Reply)

Too much penis

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:28, Reply)

god, you've been back 2 minutes, and you're back on YM already.....

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:29, Reply)

My eye hurts

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:30, Reply)

penis stolen chocolate
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:30, Reply)

You had Ear Pringles?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:16, Reply)

I think it was ear cataracts

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:22, Reply)

i hope your eustachian tubes stop working and your ear drums explode

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:23, Reply)

I'd like it if people stopped wandering down the shops in pyjamas, lazy pikey bastards..

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:59, Reply)

Blame the Scouse. They made it "cool".
Curlers, the lot over that way.
The dirty bastards.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:00, Reply)

It's a bit skanky innit Jase.
I don't want to see the great unwashed stagger about in piss stained chequered trousers
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:03, Reply)

Some cunt went to the shop three doors down in a bright lime green dressing gown atop a tracksuit.
No need for the gown at all.
I always get dressed and mines just across the road.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:04, Reply)

I love how you say this like you're proud of your getting dressed achievement

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:11, Reply)

He *is* Northern

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:12, Reply)

^ never getting laid again ^

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:15, Reply)

^too lazy to go down the shops herself in the first place let alone contemplating getting dressed^

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:16, Reply)

THAT'S YOUR JOB
and the waitrose man's job
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:17, Reply)

Yes, sorry I didn't go to the cashpoint....

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:18, Reply)

you need to tell me how much first! otherwise wasted effort!
YER!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:21, Reply)

TOO EASY

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:22, Reply)

No. I am always dressed appropriately when I leave my door.
Which is always.
Cos Im dead popular and that.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:26, Reply)

I honestly don't see why they still bang on about 'the hillsborough 96'.
It was like 25 years ago, has _nothing_ gone on in their lives since then?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:17, Reply)

There was the whole Bigley beheading, but I think they're over that

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:20, Reply)

Lee Rigby?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:24, Reply)

Ah, look at all the lonely people

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:26, Reply)

No, I'm tangledupinblue

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:33, Reply)

WELCOME BACK SPORTSCOW!!
(((o(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)o))) (* >ωᴗ<๑)
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:03, Reply)

\o/

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:11, Reply)

Oh, and Lady GayGay in October in Scotchland

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:08, Reply)

Alt: Damo Suzuki is playing round here the weekend after next
That promises to be a fantastic gig
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:18, Reply)

Lee Scratch Perry played here the other week.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:25, Reply)

Lee Scratch Kevin and
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:28, Reply)

No, it was defferz Lee 'Scratch' Perry m8

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:31, Reply)

*SHRUGS*

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:37, Reply)

I went to an Adobe 'conference' a few years ago, where the demonstrators were referred to as "evangelists".
I didn't know whether or not to find it preposterous, as I'm pretty sure that's what they were after.

Alt: my holiday to Berlin and Krakow.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:51, Reply)

Alt: a new thread

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:54, Reply)

Needs moar hashtag.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 13:03, Reply)

#boredofthisnow

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 13:05, Reply)

You have to do this:
#WouldsomeoneotherthanJasonDozerorSwipepleasestartanewthread
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 13:07, Reply)

is it ok for me to do an 'alright' thread?
Only battered isn't here to ask, I understand he run ting on this corner of the internet.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 13:09, Reply)

DUN ONE but if you prefer do an alright one and I'll delete mine xx

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 13:12, Reply)