also i needed to book flights for the end of may
but i needed to renew my passport. i managed to get a premium appointment and spunk up the extra £40. all good.

until i got home to book the flights and the cunts have gone from about £70 to £200. fuck that. so now i'm getting the train after all that.

thanks flybe, you ignorant greedy twunts.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 11:05, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I read this as
whaaa whaaa whaaaa whaaaa whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, whaaa whaaa whaaaa whaaaa whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

whaaa whaaa whaaaa whaaaa whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa,whaaa whaaa whaaaa whaaaa whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawhaaa whaaa whaaaa whaaaa whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

whaaa whaaa whaaaa whaaaa whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa twunts
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 11:08, Reply)

hahahahaha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 11:12, Reply)

wait, you can read now??!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 11:14, Reply)

: p

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 11:14, Reply)

i knew it was lies on the internet!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 11:15, Reply)

I can't find my passport
This is bad. I might have to actually pick things up and look underneath them.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 11:12, Reply)

I wedge mine inbetween my copies of The Pickwick Papers and Bleak House.
That way I always know exactly where it is. Those books don't move too often.
( Kroney, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 11:14, Reply)

philistine^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 11:15, Reply)

Dickens makes me cross.

( Kroney, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 11:16, Reply)

ens ing
cross nostalgic
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 11:16, Reply)

en s cross wetter than an otter's pocket
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 11:17, Reply)

haha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 11:17, Reply)

I rather enjoyed the two I've read

(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 11:17, Reply)

Which ones?

( Kroney, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 11:18, Reply)

The two he's read

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 11:18, Reply)

I really ought to learn to read what he says.

( Kroney, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 11:19, Reply)

IDIOT

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 11:21, Reply)

saved me the bother.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 11:21, Reply)

Great Sexpectations
David Cockinfield
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 11:19, Reply)

Great Expectations would be vastly improved by a good dose of shagging
Or, indeed, by being consumed and then shat out
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 11:21, Reply)

I read the Pickpwick Papers and Nicholas Nickleby
I've started Great Expectations and Martin Chuzzlewhit but never finished them.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 11:21, Reply)

Where Dickens was supposed to have written Pickwick Papers
is a chop house near my office.

Nommy chops.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 11:30, Reply)

pork or lamb?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 11:33, Reply)

YES!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 11:36, Reply)

*high fives*

(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 11:36, Reply)

*lambyfives*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 11:39, Reply)

Dickens takes a half decent short story and pads it out by massively over describing everything.
Its painful to read.
( Peej, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 11:26, Reply)

I like the series of coincidences that all conspire to leave everything okay in the end.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 11:33, Reply)

It's odd, really. Plenty of Victorian authors are perfectly legible.
Dickens seems to go out of his way to be florid. It's how I'd expect a Victorian Dozer to write.
( Kroney, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 11:41, Reply)

A concept far too horrible to even contemplate

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 11:51, Reply)

it's because he was penny-lining
he got paid for padding it out.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 11:56, Reply)

They're big and heavy and he's scrawny and weak

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 11:16, Reply)

Had to sort daughter's out for Tenerife
Another £40 odd quid
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 11:14, Reply)

If you can get me one at the same rate I'll be most chuffed
I'm pretty sure I know where it is. Unfortunately I think I know where about a hundred others things are too "on top of my fucking passport"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 11:16, Reply)