Yeh come on Darth, do your thread now.

( Peej, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 13:13, 64 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Going well then

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 13:24, Reply)

well this is "fucking" "shit".

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 13:25, Reply)

ANUS

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 13:25, Reply)

Fucking minorities, ruining it for everyone with their unreasonable demands

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 13:26, Reply)

A man was arrested in Kansas
for killing 3 people in an attack on a Jewish Community Centre. None of the dead was Jewish.

A 73 year old was arrested and was taken away shouting "Heil Hitler!"
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 13:27, Reply)

"his final meal request of ' a 15" pizza and 8 wings' was deemed 'excessive' and 'jumping the gun somewhat'"

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 13:30, Reply)

Hahahaha.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 13:33, Reply)

lol

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 13:35, Reply)

so do people round here still send gay mixtapes to each other?

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 13:27, Reply)

yer

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 13:28, Reply)

ive got an old Now tape with salt and peppa on it, does that count?

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 13:31, Reply)

I would think so.
Not very personal though is it?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 13:33, Reply)

well theres a pic of salt and peppa on the innersleeve that i may've jizzed on once
pretty safe bet, actually
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 13:35, Reply)

Spinderella or GTF

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 13:43, Reply)

I think that might be pushing it

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 13:33, Reply)

textbook

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 13:34, Reply)

Real good

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 13:34, Reply)

Needs moar bbq sauce

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 13:42, Reply)

I don't think he works full days any more.
The afternoons are just too sad for him :'(
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 13:31, Reply)

i have krispy kreme

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 13:41, Reply)

Oh man
I love them
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 13:43, Reply)

You're not drinking enough fluids

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 13:46, Reply)

5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post2270698
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 13:46, Reply)

30" jeans tangiers
30" jenas
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 13:50, Reply)

That's a womans size.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 13:53, Reply)

THEN WHY WON'T YOU FUCK ME LIKE ONE OF YOUR WOMEN?!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 13:54, Reply)

Turn over

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 13:58, Reply)

*proffers man cunt*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 14:05, Reply)

*tall & skinny fives*

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 13:55, Reply)

*sprains wrist*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 13:55, Reply)

32" waist 34" leg

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 13:58, Reply)

i'ma 32" 34" really, i don't like my trousers too long
but gap make big clothes, hence squeezing into a 30"
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 14:00, Reply)

Hang on, I thought you were tall?
Is your body really long or summat?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 14:02, Reply)

i wear 32" length jeans
and i'm 5'6... just sayin'
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 14:03, Reply)

i bet they scrap the pavement though don't they?
like your standards
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 14:05, Reply)

you like frog really
we all know this
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 14:09, Reply)

he completes me

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 14:10, Reply)

i should wear 34", but i like them to end just above my shoe so you can all se my love,ly socks

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 14:03, Reply)

love,ly socks bare ankles and espadrilles
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 14:08, Reply)

I left my espadrilles in the Dordogne :(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 14:08, Reply)

Tony Bennett's follow up to 'i left my heart in san francisco' didn't sell well.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 14:11, Reply)

trouser chat!
If i knew how to post pictures I'd show some of my tousers
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 14:02, Reply)

I don't think we're getting this thread :(

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 13:58, Reply)

shut up jason

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 13:59, Reply)

Apologies.
Do carry on with trouser chat.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 14:10, Reply)

Yeh shut up
it was your idea.
( Peej, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 14:00, Reply)

i can imagine him shimmying in to basement jaxx
doing his thang
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 14:02, Reply)

bassment jaxx guyliner misery
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 14:03, Reply)

basement jaxx Atomic Kitten
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 14:11, Reply)