Fucking Citrix.
Bag of clunge.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:03, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

tggi
I need to take yet ANOTHER exam on Citrix to keep my certifications up to date. I got a qualification a few years ago in it that only 200 people in the world have. Got me a free 80Gb video iPod for it though
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:05, Reply)

*swoons*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:07, Reply)

IT exams are as boring as they sound

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:13, Reply)

I'm faced with either taking a ton of those
or going back to university. I'm leaning towards university.
( Kroney, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:16, Reply)

I've got about 10 to take......
EXAMWOES
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:20, Reply)

Still at least your employers appreciate you

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:26, Reply)

you so funny
They pay for all the courses and exams which end up on my CV
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:28, Reply)

But not the car to get you to college

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:29, Reply)

Good job its paid for then, really

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:30, Reply)

See! You didn't need that allowance anyway. Glad things are looking up

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:32, Reply)

Today they really are, yes
Free cornish pastie too!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:35, Reply)

\o/

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:37, Reply)

INORITE!
NOM

Needed more carrot, TBH
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:38, Reply)

You need an exam?
I thought every problem was fixed by either killing the hung session or dropping their cache.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:44, Reply)

Farm design/build
I'm a Citrix Certified Integration Architect, dontcha know
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:45, Reply)

Well integrate it better 'cos it's shit.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:51, Reply)

Works perfectly at all MY sites
*waggles tie*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:52, Reply)

^can't remember a simple password

( Kroney, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:06, Reply)

^drone

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:07, Reply)

I'm going to be managing the Daviker system soon.
I will join your angst.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:08, Reply)

I have no idea how it works.
I just know it ain't working.

I'll have to get some Krone-a-like drongo to fix it.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:09, Reply)

tenner says they just have to reset your password.

( Kroney, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:11, Reply)

Which I imagine they'll do cheerfully and efficiently and hardly smelling of BO at all!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:11, Reply)

Or of curry
/sportscrow
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:15, Reply)

cor

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:20, Reply)

I'm adding to the IT sterotype by dropping hobnob crumbs all over my desk.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:53, Reply)

call IT
they'll answer promptly and solve the problem quickly and efficiently
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:13, Reply)

hahahaha.....!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:15, Reply)

*glares*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:22, Reply)

^^^^needs a matt finish

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:28, Reply)

matt happy
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:29, Reply)