date night at dozer's (victorian) house
metro.co.uk/2014/04/30/this-video-of-a-hamster-eating-a-burrito-is-oddly-hypnotic-4713716/

what is the best animal? what is the most pointless animal?

alt: so poor old peaches, a chip off the old block. are you like your parents? or have you made a conscious effort not to be?

altalt: i have a salted caramel ice cream pot. it's no peanut butter ice cream with peanut butter cups, but it's pretty good. what is the best ice cream flavour?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 May 2014, 16:30, 45 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Best animal is the Jack Russell terrier TRUFAX
Most pointless animal is the sloth - anything that gets moss growing on it due to inactivity is either an evolutionary dead end or a politician.
Alt: Pointless dim bint dies of overdose. Boo fucking Hoo. We lost a moron, no biggie. As to my parents - I have the same utter lack of respect for human life as my father and very little from my mother, good job - didn't like the woman.
Alt:alt. Best Ice Cream is cornish clotted cream
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 1 May 2014, 16:36, Reply)

Dog, gay one obviously
Alt:
I think I'm a good mix of my Mam and Dad. Dad's sense of humour but Mam's temper

AltAlt:
I had Horlicks and Malteser flavour the other weekend
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 May 2014, 16:36, Reply)

And boobs

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 1 May 2014, 16:41, Reply)

pig because bacon

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 1 May 2014, 16:37, Reply)

Tiger or Dog is best.
Alt: Well, I'm not a minister or dead, so I'd say I'm not too similar.

AltAlt: Ben & Jerrys Half Baked.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 1 May 2014, 16:38, Reply)

What about a Tiger/Dog hybrid

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 1 May 2014, 16:46, Reply)

Altalt mint choc chip or rum and raisin.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 1 May 2014, 16:40, Reply)

mint choc chip is good
rum and raisin? are you fucking mental?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 May 2014, 16:41, Reply)

Rum and raisin is great. I don't have a particularly sweet tooth but that stuff is ace.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 1 May 2014, 16:46, Reply)

TGGI

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 1 May 2014, 16:42, Reply)

BUDGIE

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 1 May 2014, 16:41, Reply)

is this for best? or most pointless?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 May 2014, 16:42, Reply)

Ice cream?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 1 May 2014, 16:44, Reply)

latter

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 1 May 2014, 16:44, Reply)

Both

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 1 May 2014, 16:56, Reply)

Best animal: dog - probably even Sportscow's gay one
Pointless animal: anything that doesn't really move much. Stick insects, tortoises, that sort of thing. I need to be entertained and I have a low boredom threshold.

Alt: I hope not. They're both dead. Seriously though, my dad was a traditional northern bloke. Couldn't cook and wouldn't have a clue where to start looking after kids or a house. Completely fucking useless. I don't think he realised he had a son until I started coming home with difficult maths homework.

AltAlt: mint choc chip. Yeah - FUCK YOU.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 1 May 2014, 16:42, Reply)

Eric Burdon

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 1 May 2014, 16:43, Reply)

best animal is some kind of dog
most pointless might be some rare breed of moth i read about, that can only live for 3 days because it has no mouth and therefore cannot eat. or possibly a hamster.

alt: i'm a definite mix. dammit.

altalt: PEANUT BUTTER WITH PEANUT BUTTER CHOCOLATE CUPS. CAN'T YOU READ?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 May 2014, 16:43, Reply)

Bengal Tiger for the best. So pwetty.
Im not fond of birds (hur hur)not pointless perse but just awful.

alt. Im finding Im getting more and more like my Dad as I get older. Not bothered though, he's a sound chap.

altalt. Bubblegum!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 1 May 2014, 16:43, Reply)

ALSO: COOKIE DOUGH

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 1 May 2014, 16:50, Reply)

Alt. I was reminded when I saw him in Saturday how similar my dad and I are. Frighteningly similar.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 1 May 2014, 16:45, Reply)

alt: im nice like my mum and handsome like my dad

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 1 May 2014, 16:57, Reply)

WANT
www.classiccarsforsale.co.uk/car-advert/ford/sierra/1986/255148/
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 1 May 2014, 17:00, Reply)

dear god
why do the blokes on here have shit taste in cars?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 May 2014, 17:08, Reply)

YAAFI.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 1 May 2014, 17:15, Reply)

it uuuuuuuglee

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 May 2014, 17:19, Reply)

So are you.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 1 May 2014, 17:21, Reply)

pffffffft

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 May 2014, 18:30, Reply)

YAAFI

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 1 May 2014, 17:17, Reply)

what about this one?
www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C335144
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 1 May 2014, 17:22, Reply)

Weird, I had a salted caramel ice cream pot this afternoon...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 May 2014, 17:34, Reply)

Weird, I sprayed my salted cream up your mum's caramel pot this afternoon...

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 May 2014, 17:37, Reply)

Crivens!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 May 2014, 17:40, Reply)

was it a judes one??

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 May 2014, 18:29, Reply)