i really like my job
but i'd also like time to write shitcoms and other things. my dream job would be my job 3 days a week, and 2 days a week to write and spend time with the BUDGIE.

alt: ballroom dancing teacher.

altalt: battered would look great sitting by a pond with a fishing rod in his hand.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 8 May 2014, 9:30, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I have not heard enough about this budgie.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 8 May 2014, 9:31, Reply)

It's a euphemism for frog wearing his swimming trunks

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 May 2014, 9:32, Reply)

PHWOAR!

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 8 May 2014, 9:34, Reply)

it's very baby and fluffeh
it's yellow and grey
it's called lemmy
it started to get much more friendly and noisy this morning
it's possibly the only pet that is gayer than your dogs, which is why frog chose it!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 8 May 2014, 9:42, Reply)

His favourite song is 'Break 'em off some' by Cypress Hill

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 8 May 2014, 9:44, Reply)

he was dancing to blurred lines this morning
i was singing "you know you want it, but you're a good bird" at him. he liked it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 8 May 2014, 9:44, Reply)

Have you played him the theme from Diff'rent Strokes?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 May 2014, 9:46, Reply)

Well, that's not weird.
Although I regularly talk to and fight with my tiny Gay dogs, so I won't judge.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 8 May 2014, 9:46, Reply)

Please don't sing to him, you'll make him sad.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 8 May 2014, 9:46, Reply)

nah, he loves it when you sing to him (well maybe not you, as you sound like a tomcat being garrotted by knicker elastic)
he sings along and bobs a bit
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 8 May 2014, 9:55, Reply)

I dont sing I perform urban poetry

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 8 May 2014, 9:58, Reply)

Maybe you should stop trying to get your gunt on his face when he's trying to sing
then he wouldn't be garroted by the knicker elastic.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 8 May 2014, 9:59, Reply)

Are you sure this isn't a cry for help like Frank?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 8 May 2014, 9:45, Reply)

No, I'm not sure.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 8 May 2014, 9:45, Reply)

Well, I'm here for you big guy.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 8 May 2014, 9:46, Reply)

Thanks, friend.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 8 May 2014, 9:47, Reply)

I wonder what happened to Frank.
He's probably dead now.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 8 May 2014, 9:48, Reply)

I think he returned and departed again a few weeks ago

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 8 May 2014, 9:50, Reply)

The only thing that would make you look good would be 48 hours of liposuction and a balaclava.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 8 May 2014, 9:31, Reply)

A little harsh.
I'm sure 12 hours would be sufficient.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 8 May 2014, 9:35, Reply)

>:(

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 8 May 2014, 9:42, Reply)

Eating a dessert just after lipo would be counter productive

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 May 2014, 9:44, Reply)

Mmm... baklava

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 May 2014, 9:45, Reply)

Oh I say
Top corner. The keeper was never going to reach it.

Congrats on last night's result by the way mate
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 8 May 2014, 9:46, Reply)

\o/
Me and Lighty were conversing on FB
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 May 2014, 10:00, Reply)

He must be shitting himself
If they lose on Saturday and Ricky "The Goal Machine" Van Wolfswinkel sticks 17 past Arsenal, thereby taking his total for the season to 18, West Brom are down.

That sentence gets more likely each time you read it.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 8 May 2014, 10:03, Reply)

Million to one shots happen 9 times out of 10

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 May 2014, 10:05, Reply)

I think I told you you would be alright a month or so back
When it was looking very grim
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 8 May 2014, 10:05, Reply)

Form team of the division at the moment
A Sunderland win and Man City winning against West Ham leaves us 12th after being bottom at Christmas.

All aboard the Gus bus!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 May 2014, 10:08, Reply)

I knew they'd be OK as soon as Norwich lost to West Brom
Sunderland have done bloody well but City shot themselves in both feet and the face
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 8 May 2014, 10:08, Reply)