That thread was shit. Sorry. I'm taking family and sis in law for a meal tonight. Meat suggestions please, including dessert.
Alt, that McCann thing is back in the news, seriously, what do you think happened to the kid?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 8 May 2014, 12:25, 81 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

your threads are fucking shit.
No offence.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 8 May 2014, 12:26, Reply)

Why do her diet choices upset you so much?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 May 2014, 12:26, Reply)

he's used to meaty rectums.
Fingering a vegan bumhole is a bit 'foreign' to him.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 8 May 2014, 12:28, Reply)

Her choices don't, we just get them rammed down our throats constantly.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 8 May 2014, 12:40, Reply)

It's possible you're being a little over-sensitive to it

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 May 2014, 12:41, Reply)

by 'rammed down his throat' he means that when he visits her sister at her home, her rules are in place.
Funny that.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 8 May 2014, 12:42, Reply)

yeah, why be accommodating to your guests?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 May 2014, 12:42, Reply)

your house, your rules

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 8 May 2014, 12:44, Reply)

this is why no one visits you

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 May 2014, 12:47, Reply)

no, my rebarbative personality is the reason for that

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 8 May 2014, 12:48, Reply)

sweeeeet, have you been reading the thesaurus again?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 May 2014, 12:49, Reply)

I have my Roget's forever at hand, my liege.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 8 May 2014, 12:50, Reply)

verily you are a prick

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 May 2014, 12:51, Reply)

in acquiescence I do nod.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 8 May 2014, 12:52, Reply)

Having to use a camping stove in the garden and my own plates and cutlery is over sensitive? Ok.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 8 May 2014, 12:44, Reply)

alternatively, just go vegan for a day or two, you tremendous knob.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 8 May 2014, 12:45, Reply)

I think *someone* is over sensitive....

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 8 May 2014, 12:46, Reply)

Me :o(
Two pumps and a squirt and I'm spent
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 May 2014, 12:47, Reply)

Two? Alright, calm down Casanova

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 8 May 2014, 12:48, Reply)

I dont like to boast

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 May 2014, 12:49, Reply)

+ but the chicks used to dig my curtains and white demin jacket

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 May 2014, 12:51, Reply)

They fucking did too

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 May 2014, 12:53, Reply)

It's not a huge leap of deductive reasoning
to assume she doesn't want to cook meat in her house when her lifestyle is dedicated to animals not dying.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 8 May 2014, 12:50, Reply)

I mean, it's ridiculous to assume that she would be uncomfortable with meat being cooked and consumed in her house.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 8 May 2014, 12:52, Reply)

It really is
What about his human rights?

Personally if we had people round for dinner, cooked a meal and one guest turned around and said "I'd like to cook my own meat please" I'd be more offended by the rejection of my hospitality than the beast murder. And we're only veggie, not Vegan.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 8 May 2014, 12:54, Reply)

Surely you'd welcome someone wishing to put his meat in your oven?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 8 May 2014, 12:56, Reply)

Depends on the provider of said meat
I have standards, dear boy
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 8 May 2014, 13:01, Reply)

it seems to me that the overbearing judgemental and preachy people aren't the veggies and vegans.
In fact, in this case it's DBT insisting that his dietary choice he imposed, even though it's impolite and puts himself out.

It's almost as if he's choosing to be an utter prick, yet blaming it on the vegan.

What an abject tosser.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 8 May 2014, 12:59, Reply)

In fairness I know some seriously preachy Vegans
They can be almost as bad as religious nutters at their worst, although at least they're passionate about something real.

I don't know any veggies who are judgemental unless you directly violate their principles, like waving a bacon sandwich in their face and shouting "TASTY TASTY MURDER" etc.

I think what DBT is guilty of is being a bit of a rude guest, TBH. You wouldn't skip out on a meal that someone had lovingly prepared and go get a McDonalds would you.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 8 May 2014, 13:11, Reply)

DBT has the choice of going vegan for a few days, which will do him no harm at all, or be a prick and insist on eating neat while there, necessitating the camping gaz and plastic plates.
He's chosen the latter so has no place to be complaining.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 8 May 2014, 13:14, Reply)

Personally I'd just sneak some cheese in with me
Cheese is better than having principles
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 8 May 2014, 13:16, Reply)

he should paint her house in the blood of small animals by flniging them alive at the walls

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 May 2014, 12:54, Reply)

I don't know what "dliging" is but I think I'd like to try it

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 8 May 2014, 12:55, Reply)

i tried asain
it didn't work
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 May 2014, 12:56, Reply)

DAMMIT

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 May 2014, 12:56, Reply)

*damn it

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 8 May 2014, 13:00, Reply)

I rammed my meat choice down YMs throat last night

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 May 2014, 12:42, Reply)

Cook some bacon, crumble it up and sprnkle into breakfast cereals, coffee, etc.

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 May 2014, 12:43, Reply)

Good idea.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 8 May 2014, 12:48, Reply)

Give your whole family a decent sized portion of your pork sword.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 8 May 2014, 12:27, Reply)

Where are you going? What kind of food?
Alt:
Fucked, strangled, buried
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 May 2014, 12:33, Reply)

...by Doctor Best Troll, at his apartment on Cycling Ave.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 8 May 2014, 12:34, Reply)

Somewhere in Aberdeen, don'tknow yet. I want meat dessert to annoy the cunt.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 8 May 2014, 12:37, Reply)

I'm from Aberdeen, take them to Pizza Hut.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 8 May 2014, 12:38, Reply)

are you a Scrut?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 May 2014, 12:44, Reply)

?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 8 May 2014, 12:49, Reply)

Scotch?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 May 2014, 12:50, Reply)

Scotch is a drink, you heathen
Scot or Scottish for the people
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 8 May 2014, 12:51, Reply)

scotchcunt is the correct term

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 8 May 2014, 12:52, Reply)

porridgewog aktually

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 8 May 2014, 12:55, Reply)

Yeah, like they're real people

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 May 2014, 12:52, Reply)

No, Cheshire. Her ex is a Jock.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 8 May 2014, 12:52, Reply)

did you ever finger bang swipe when you were griowing up?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 May 2014, 12:53, Reply)

Don't think so mate. She's s bit posj for me whilst young.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 8 May 2014, 12:57, Reply)

Really? you must be like Frank from Shameless then

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 May 2014, 13:02, Reply)

Take them to Texas
alt: nothing good
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 May 2014, 12:34, Reply)

Every piece of meat you eat has a little Maddie in it
Two birds...
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 8 May 2014, 12:34, Reply)

Can anyone prove the kid actually existed before she was "kidnapped"?
Seriously, she only became news after she vanished, and we only have the parents' word for it that she was. Look at them. Shifty as fuck and, if memory serves, can't be bothered to look it up, a bit Scotch. Those cunts will do anything for an easy payout. That could be any adorable moppet in that photo.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 8 May 2014, 12:36, Reply)

Fucking bonk eyed wasn't she?
Tainted meat
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 May 2014, 12:42, Reply)

Soft Cells zzzzzzzz

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 8 May 2014, 12:55, Reply)

i think this worse than browser chat

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 May 2014, 12:39, Reply)

Amazing how by missing out a simple word
you've made this statement seem more lordly
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 8 May 2014, 12:44, Reply)

Wow, that's deep, by being a bent spastic, he actually appears to be less of a bent spastic.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 8 May 2014, 12:51, Reply)

i'm a meta spastic

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 May 2014, 12:52, Reply)

+n +l

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 8 May 2014, 12:53, Reply)

I dunno
What's worse, someone who can't spell on the internet or someone who thinks talking like a Game of Thrones character makes them cool?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 8 May 2014, 12:58, Reply)

To whit:
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2277734
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 8 May 2014, 12:58, Reply)

You mean you haven't got a table booked?
A doctor who can't choose a restaurant?! I despair.

alt. Dunno. Probably dead. I wish they would leave it out the papers until they know though. Milking it dry now.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 8 May 2014, 12:39, Reply)

Not yet mate, no.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 8 May 2014, 12:41, Reply)

i milked myself dry all over your mum's face last night

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 May 2014, 12:43, Reply)

She said it was like frog's budgie had diarrhoea

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 8 May 2014, 12:50, Reply)

Did you pay up?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 8 May 2014, 12:51, Reply)

I think the parents sedated her before they went out, fucked up and when they came back she was dead
They disposed of the body and then BLOOBLOOBLOO!
( Peej, Thu 8 May 2014, 12:55, Reply)

this is based on your deep knowledge of the case read in the Express?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 May 2014, 12:56, Reply)

Nope I don't read any newspapers
Its based on one being a doctor innit.
( Peej, Thu 8 May 2014, 12:57, Reply)

No, he was hiding in the wardrobe
but by the time they left she was cold and he didn't fancy it by then.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 8 May 2014, 12:58, Reply)

Alt: She's been under Karen Matthews' boyfriend's uncle's bed the whole time.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 May 2014, 13:00, Reply)

topical AND edgy, well done!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 8 May 2014, 13:03, Reply)

I've got some great material on the Moors murders

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 May 2014, 13:05, Reply)

Have you seen this 'Rickroll' craze? It's really 'laughing out loud'!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 8 May 2014, 13:08, Reply)

I'm rickrolling on the floor laughing my flippin' arse off!!!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 May 2014, 13:10, Reply)