morning tv and morning radio suck gigantic sweaty hairy donkey balls
i managed to find some top 20 countdown radio show to leave on for the budgie, i felt sorry for it. but better than it being subjected to the inane drivel that producers seem to think people want to hear in the morning.

i hate reality tv and i hate morning shows and i hate anything to do with space.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:22, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

The Today program is excellent you oaf

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:23, Reply)

it's tedious
tedious people talking. morning is not the time for talking. newsnight and question time, these are good times for talking.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:23, Reply)

Question time has become a joke
farage has been on 15 times in the last year or so, but UKIP have NO MPS
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:24, Reply)

someone thinks he makes good tv

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:25, Reply)

I think he should team up with Ray Mears and do a food programme
Farage Forages
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:27, Reply)

Excellent!

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:28, Reply)

Don't you think he goes on long enough as it is?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:31, Reply)

What continues to astound me
is that people let him just talk and talk without ever pinning him down on the fact that aside from "EUROPE BAD" they don't have any policies.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:32, Reply)

i got one of their leaflets through last night
demanding that we stop immigration. i just realised i left it on the kitchen table. i hope my cleaner doesn't take offence :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:34, Reply)

haha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:35, Reply)

aha, closet racist!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:37, Reply)

i also left my mobile phone bill, bank statement and an invitation to a christening there
what does that make me?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:38, Reply)

a ginger twat

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:39, Reply)

hahaha

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:40, Reply)

shut up bonkhead

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:44, Reply)

:(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:45, Reply)

I'd be sad if she tried to gunt bonk my head too.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:57, Reply)

All this bonk talk is making me think of this:
youtu.be/87NHueHBHwY
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 May 2014, 11:00, Reply)

I tried to upload a screen cap of him staring at the camera
but b3tards isn't working.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 May 2014, 11:07, Reply)

no you wouldn't
you'd love it, you dirty animal
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 May 2014, 11:03, Reply)

I'd be all like "Get off my, the stubble is making my forehead hurt"

(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 May 2014, 11:05, Reply)

hurt jealous because my head hasn't seen any hair in about 5 years
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 May 2014, 11:08, Reply)

I really need a haircut actually
I'm looking a bit ridiculous
(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 May 2014, 11:10, Reply)

yes
but that's not the haircut, really, is it? really??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 May 2014, 11:14, Reply)

No
It's the fact that I'm wearing a "Rachelswipe" mask.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 May 2014, 11:15, Reply)

An ID theft risk

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:40, Reply)

suddenly poor

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:41, Reply)

A fucking idiot.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:56, Reply)