Nah, there's usually an episode of Columbo on somewhere at any given time of the day
I could quite happily sit all day watching 70s and 80s detective shows, guest starring people like Ricardo Montalban and Larry Hagman.

I don't watch anything I don't want to watch on tv, ever. You can always go in the other room and have a wank y'know.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:24, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Or combine the two and have a wank over Kojak.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:24, Reply)

" who luvs ya baby, who luvs ya baby, oooh yeah, who luvs yaannnnnngggghh...ah"

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:26, Reply)

what's with the sig??

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:24, Reply)

scousers being idiots
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/4372230.stm
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:26, Reply)

hahaha!
Fucking hell
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:28, Reply)

That's the one

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:28, Reply)

ahahahahahaha
what is with those people who feel the need to go and put bunches of flowers and great big soppy messages for SOMEONE THEY NEVER MET? i remember seeing people on the news howling about diana... whilst her own two sons were perfectly dignified. and they were young children.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:33, Reply)

this^
Fucking grief vultures
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:34, Reply)

i think it must make them somehow feel better about themselves/their own lives

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:38, Reply)

^^^oh this
there was a tree near where I lived at the time that was turned into a shrine to the woman, none of the people who put stuff on it had ever met her....probably cry when someone carks it in Eastenders as well I bet.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:36, Reply)

I might just pick a random place on the seafront and put some flowers there to see if anyone else does

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:36, Reply)

DO IT. That's excellent.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:38, Reply)

Needs an "RIP WIV DA ANGLES" card on it

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:39, Reply)

Of course

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:41, Reply)

I think we all must've shed a little tear when Tiff died :'(

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:48, Reply)

From your glans?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:49, Reply)

Cor yeah!
Good ol' Martine was one of those fat birds who we celebrate for being 'curvy' and a 'real woman'
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:51, Reply)

If I'm driving and I feel tired I often wonder if I'll end up doing a Frank on someone

(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:52, Reply)

I bet you dont even own a twirling bow tie

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:53, Reply)

Or a parrot

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:54, Reply)

I do a helicopter dick

(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:54, Reply)

It was from a link to an article someone on here posted a while ago.
That line was from an official statement or something.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:27, Reply)

It's one of my favourite stories

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:57, Reply)