Back at work today. Meh. We'reopening 7days too, double meh.
DEhen did you last feel meh?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 12 May 2014, 6:40, 112 replies, latest was 7 years ago)

When I saw yet another abomination of a thread from 'Deep Brain Thrombosis' here.
Alt: Cycling Ave.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 12 May 2014, 6:54, Reply)

Good morning, twat.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 12 May 2014, 7:06, Reply)

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(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 12 May 2014, 7:27, Reply)

about 6 this morning continuing until 5pm

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 12 May 2014, 7:33, Reply)

I passed my theory test, so went to the car shop and asked to test drive a theory.
Turns out its some kind of exam to show you can remember shit in a book and not a type of car. I feel cheated.
( Peej, Mon 12 May 2014, 8:09, Reply)

haha misunderstandings will NEVER stop being funny!!!!11!!

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 12 May 2014, 8:31, Reply)

classic internetting!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 12 May 2014, 8:34, Reply)

what a great day to be alive
I love you guys
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 12 May 2014, 8:35, Reply)

Not one patient has turned up yet.
:)) happy
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 12 May 2014, 8:42, Reply)

maybe they found your b3ta posts and have decided to see someone who isn't a gay prick

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 12 May 2014, 8:47, Reply)

Very probably froggles.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 12 May 2014, 8:51, Reply)

I'd recommend Purley-Schmidt, he also gives 'lifestyle advice' whenever I see him

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 12 May 2014, 8:54, Reply)

not as happy as your patients

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 12 May 2014, 8:49, Reply)

They may have died whilst waiting for an appointment

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 May 2014, 8:53, Reply)

7days a week now. Beat that!

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 12 May 2014, 8:55, Reply)

The Beatles already did.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 12 May 2014, 8:55, Reply)

Guess you know it's true

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 May 2014, 8:56, Reply)

Too little too late for some of them

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 May 2014, 8:56, Reply)

I work 45 hours aweek, that's more than enough.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 12 May 2014, 9:09, Reply)

You're a right lazy bastard doc, unbelievable.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 12 May 2014, 9:21, Reply)

It'll be 52 now. YORE lazy.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 12 May 2014, 9:26, Reply)

I dont care. no one cares.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 12 May 2014, 9:27, Reply)

You do really xx

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 12 May 2014, 9:28, Reply)

they're in DBT's garden cooking nut roasts on a camping fax stove

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 12 May 2014, 8:57, Reply)

3:48 this morning
Two drunken bellends with Irish accents having a very loud argument while staggering down my street woke me. Not best pleased. Unfortunately due to the dearth of traffic at that time in the morning it's unlikely they were killed by a truck on the rest of their walk. Never mind, there's always next time.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 12 May 2014, 8:55, Reply)

From the accents I would assume they were Irish and from that assumed they were drunk.
Call Gerry Adams and tell him that two grasses walked past your house.
( Peej, Mon 12 May 2014, 9:12, Reply)

An Irishman, an Irishman and an Irishman walk into a bar.
Typical Irish.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 12 May 2014, 9:16, Reply)

I assumed they were drunk from
...their staggering, slurred speech and general demeanour. The accents were unmistakable
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 12 May 2014, 9:17, Reply)

I choked on a bit of the beef curry I made yesterday
Now my throat is all fucked and I'm chugging Kilkof like a spineless baytan chugs cock. What's best for a sore throat doc?*

*yes I've tried gargling cum
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 12 May 2014, 9:32, Reply)

Chloraseptic spray is good. Also saltwater gargle.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 12 May 2014, 9:45, Reply)

Capital! I'll just take a gulp from my pool

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 12 May 2014, 9:53, Reply)

Not sure if Lockets are still sold, they're pretty good.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 12 May 2014, 9:55, Reply)

I dropped the child off at nursey early this morning
so I had time for a hair cut.

I felt a bit meh this weekend as I had a stomach bug and my brother in law fractured his neck in a car crash. It was well lol.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 May 2014, 9:35, Reply)

You have enough hair left to require it to be cut?
#chinnyreckon
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 May 2014, 9:54, Reply)

^ coming from b3ta's resident cousin it impersonator

( Kroney, Mon 12 May 2014, 10:02, Reply)

I'm not a slaphead like Al.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 May 2014, 10:04, Reply)

No, you're a regular abominable snowman

( Kroney, Mon 12 May 2014, 10:07, Reply)

Is this a "local" practice?
Im feeling 'alright' today.
Just paying off my weeks holiday with the parents.
Hoping this dialler works without a hitch. The training guy goes tomorrow so will be asking him ALL the questions today and having an attempt at uploading data. Lovely
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 12 May 2014, 9:46, Reply)

Small town. 12 WORK here, 7 docs 2 nurses , 2 reception, 1 manager, Also drop ins with m idwife, alcohol team etc.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 12 May 2014, 9:52, Reply)

Any chance of a trial for your alcohol team?

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 12 May 2014, 9:58, Reply)

How much do you drinl? Our record so fsr os 2 litres of vodka a day, few beers at lunchtime and wine with dinner. Amazing.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 12 May 2014, 10:01, Reply)

You appear to be trying to beat that now

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 May 2014, 10:03, Reply)

Rarely drink.spirits, prefer decent cask ale.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 12 May 2014, 10:08, Reply)

He goes in the garden to get pissed when he's at a tee-totallers house.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 May 2014, 10:14, Reply)

ha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 May 2014, 10:14, Reply)

We can drink in her house, just not contaminate it with sausages and bacon

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 12 May 2014, 10:15, Reply)

Drink beef vodka

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 May 2014, 10:17, Reply)

I feel meh right now
My arms are fucking aching as I was shifting about 200 hundred bricks from my parents into my back garden to use as hardcore for my patio, which also meant smashing them to bits with a hammer
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 May 2014, 10:01, Reply)

what did the gay dog do? carry bricks on his back? or run around barking like a feathery ponce?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 May 2014, 10:13, Reply)

He pissed on the bricks and chased a pigeon

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 May 2014, 10:14, Reply)

hahaha
what thought process went on inside his furry ginger head? they are carrying those bricks, and clearly value them.

better piss on them, then.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 May 2014, 10:16, Reply)

MY BRICKS innit

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 May 2014, 10:16, Reply)

Feeling alright this morning
I suspect I shall fail hard shortly after lunch though.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 12 May 2014, 10:09, Reply)

^ still drunk

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 May 2014, 10:15, Reply)

nah, this is keeping me going
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/cocaine-use-in-britain-so-high-it-has-contaminated-our-drinking-water-report-shows-9350477.html

Thanks McBeef!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 12 May 2014, 10:16, Reply)