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Back at work today. Meh. We'reopening 7days too, double meh.
DEhen did you last feel meh?
( , Mon 12 May 2014, 6:40, 112 replies, latest was 7 years ago)
DEhen did you last feel meh?
( , Mon 12 May 2014, 6:40, 112 replies, latest was 7 years ago)
When I saw yet another abomination of a thread from 'Deep Brain Thrombosis' here.
Alt: Cycling Ave.
( , Mon 12 May 2014, 6:54, Reply)
Alt: Cycling Ave.
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I passed my theory test, so went to the car shop and asked to test drive a theory.
Turns out its some kind of exam to show you can remember shit in a book and not a type of car. I feel cheated.
( , Mon 12 May 2014, 8:09, Reply)
Turns out its some kind of exam to show you can remember shit in a book and not a type of car. I feel cheated.
( , Mon 12 May 2014, 8:09, Reply)
maybe they found your b3ta posts and have decided to see someone who isn't a gay prick
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I'd recommend Purley-Schmidt, he also gives 'lifestyle advice' whenever I see him
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3:48 this morning
Two drunken bellends with Irish accents having a very loud argument while staggering down my street woke me. Not best pleased. Unfortunately due to the dearth of traffic at that time in the morning it's unlikely they were killed by a truck on the rest of their walk. Never mind, there's always next time.
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Two drunken bellends with Irish accents having a very loud argument while staggering down my street woke me. Not best pleased. Unfortunately due to the dearth of traffic at that time in the morning it's unlikely they were killed by a truck on the rest of their walk. Never mind, there's always next time.
( , Mon 12 May 2014, 8:55, Reply)
From the accents I would assume they were Irish and from that assumed they were drunk.
Call Gerry Adams and tell him that two grasses walked past your house.
( , Mon 12 May 2014, 9:12, Reply)
Call Gerry Adams and tell him that two grasses walked past your house.
( , Mon 12 May 2014, 9:12, Reply)
An Irishman, an Irishman and an Irishman walk into a bar.
Typical Irish.
( , Mon 12 May 2014, 9:16, Reply)
Typical Irish.
( , Mon 12 May 2014, 9:16, Reply)
I assumed they were drunk from
...their staggering, slurred speech and general demeanour. The accents were unmistakable
( , Mon 12 May 2014, 9:17, Reply)
...their staggering, slurred speech and general demeanour. The accents were unmistakable
( , Mon 12 May 2014, 9:17, Reply)
I choked on a bit of the beef curry I made yesterday
Now my throat is all fucked and I'm chugging Kilkof like a spineless baytan chugs cock. What's best for a sore throat doc?*
*yes I've tried gargling cum
( , Mon 12 May 2014, 9:32, Reply)
Now my throat is all fucked and I'm chugging Kilkof like a spineless baytan chugs cock. What's best for a sore throat doc?*
*yes I've tried gargling cum
( , Mon 12 May 2014, 9:32, Reply)
I dropped the child off at nursey early this morning
so I had time for a hair cut.
I felt a bit meh this weekend as I had a stomach bug and my brother in law fractured his neck in a car crash. It was well lol.
( , Mon 12 May 2014, 9:35, Reply)
so I had time for a hair cut.
I felt a bit meh this weekend as I had a stomach bug and my brother in law fractured his neck in a car crash. It was well lol.
( , Mon 12 May 2014, 9:35, Reply)
Is this a "local" practice?
Im feeling 'alright' today.
Just paying off my weeks holiday with the parents.
Hoping this dialler works without a hitch. The training guy goes tomorrow so will be asking him ALL the questions today and having an attempt at uploading data. Lovely
( , Mon 12 May 2014, 9:46, Reply)
Im feeling 'alright' today.
Just paying off my weeks holiday with the parents.
Hoping this dialler works without a hitch. The training guy goes tomorrow so will be asking him ALL the questions today and having an attempt at uploading data. Lovely
( , Mon 12 May 2014, 9:46, Reply)
Small town. 12 WORK here, 7 docs 2 nurses , 2 reception, 1 manager, Also drop ins with m idwife, alcohol team etc.
( , Mon 12 May 2014, 9:52, Reply)
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How much do you drinl? Our record so fsr os 2 litres of vodka a day, few beers at lunchtime and wine with dinner. Amazing.
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He goes in the garden to get pissed when he's at a tee-totallers house.
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We can drink in her house, just not contaminate it with sausages and bacon
( , Mon 12 May 2014, 10:15, Reply)
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I feel meh right now
My arms are fucking aching as I was shifting about 200 hundred bricks from my parents into my back garden to use as hardcore for my patio, which also meant smashing them to bits with a hammer
( , Mon 12 May 2014, 10:01, Reply)
My arms are fucking aching as I was shifting about 200 hundred bricks from my parents into my back garden to use as hardcore for my patio, which also meant smashing them to bits with a hammer
( , Mon 12 May 2014, 10:01, Reply)
what did the gay dog do? carry bricks on his back? or run around barking like a feathery ponce?
( , Mon 12 May 2014, 10:13, Reply)
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hahaha
what thought process went on inside his furry ginger head? they are carrying those bricks, and clearly value them.
better piss on them, then.
( , Mon 12 May 2014, 10:16, Reply)
what thought process went on inside his furry ginger head? they are carrying those bricks, and clearly value them.
better piss on them, then.
( , Mon 12 May 2014, 10:16, Reply)
Feeling alright this morning
I suspect I shall fail hard shortly after lunch though.
( , Mon 12 May 2014, 10:09, Reply)
I suspect I shall fail hard shortly after lunch though.
( , Mon 12 May 2014, 10:09, Reply)
nah, this is keeping me going
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/cocaine-use-in-britain-so-high-it-has-contaminated-our-drinking-water-report-shows-9350477.html
Thanks McBeef!
( , Mon 12 May 2014, 10:16, Reply)
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/cocaine-use-in-britain-so-high-it-has-contaminated-our-drinking-water-report-shows-9350477.html
Thanks McBeef!
( , Mon 12 May 2014, 10:16, Reply)
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