So how would you pronounce Egham?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 May 2014, 7:22, 89 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Eggum.
Morning.
( Kroney, Tue 20 May 2014, 7:26, Reply)

Alright Krone.
The guy I'm working with this week might be a nutter. Had a perfectly normal day with the guy chatty and friendly and so on. Then right at the end of the day he just flipped out. He was telling me about his van getting scratched parked outside his house, and just got angrier and angrier and a bit racist. If I don't post around lunchtime, assume I've been murdered.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 May 2014, 7:33, Reply)

Can't you just tell Boyce to wind his neck in or you'll tell the judge about this and he'll lose access to his daughter?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 20 May 2014, 7:45, Reply)

Sounds like a prick
Luckily you're a well known murderer yourself. Get him before he gets you.
( Kroney, Tue 20 May 2014, 7:59, Reply)

He's also a prick because yesterday we agreed 7.30 on site,
So we could do the good easy bits before the staff come in. I got here just after 7.15 and he's been here since 6 and done all the nice buts, so I'm stick crawling around in the roof space like a cunt.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 May 2014, 8:17, Reply)

I bet you'd love to 'do' a nice but.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 20 May 2014, 8:21, Reply)

I bet you're making contented little squeaks

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 20 May 2014, 8:31, Reply)

in a public loo hopefully

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 May 2014, 8:41, Reply)

With a soft "th"

( Kroney, Tue 20 May 2014, 7:28, Reply)

"Cunt"

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 20 May 2014, 7:41, Reply)

Edjum.
Either that or "I don't care"
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 20 May 2014, 7:43, Reply)

Fuck off.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 20 May 2014, 7:45, Reply)

I think me and you could go far.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 May 2014, 8:22, Reply)

I've been up since 4, thanks to a police helicopter, so not exactly cheerful. Hopefully bacon will help fix this.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 20 May 2014, 8:26, Reply)

Well, if you gave yourself up they'd let you sleep in the cells for a bit probably.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 May 2014, 8:35, Reply)

From what I can recall from quite a few years ago, the mattresses in the cells are only about an inch thick. Not exactly the Ritz Carlton.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 20 May 2014, 8:45, Reply)

You never did tell us what crime you served time for.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 May 2014, 8:49, Reply)

apparently him and his mates kept some bird hostage in a cottage in the woods and made her cooka nd clean for them

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 May 2014, 8:51, Reply)

I've never served time. Merely spent the occasional night in a police station when I was a teenager.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 20 May 2014, 8:57, Reply)

Was it fraud or tax evasion?
Or something more sinister?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 May 2014, 9:03, Reply)

Fraux evasion.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 May 2014, 9:04, Reply)

As a teenager? Pfft.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 20 May 2014, 9:04, Reply)

It wasn't kids was it?
Christ this place is full of sex offenders
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 May 2014, 9:06, Reply)

You wait - the holocaust deniers will be along in a minute.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 20 May 2014, 9:16, Reply)

Still better than a budget Ibis.

( Muns, Tue 20 May 2014, 9:03, Reply)

maybe live somewhere a bit less shit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 May 2014, 8:46, Reply)

I fucking hate living in London.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 20 May 2014, 8:48, Reply)

it can make a person feel very small

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 May 2014, 8:48, Reply)

Fuck off Nakers

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 20 May 2014, 8:53, Reply)

xx

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 May 2014, 8:55, Reply)

London is shit.
That said most cities are shit.


*country bumpkin blog*
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 20 May 2014, 9:19, Reply)

When micro has started school I'm moving out of London, I won't get to see her as often so will move to a village in Hertsfordshire.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 20 May 2014, 9:24, Reply)

Where hurricanes hardly ever happen

( Peej, Tue 20 May 2014, 9:25, Reply)

Much better plan mate
I couldn't go back to living in a town let alone a city. All seems great when you are a younger man but peace and quiet isn't a high priority at that stage
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 20 May 2014, 9:28, Reply)

I've lived in cities and in the sticks. The sticks wins.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 20 May 2014, 9:29, Reply)

Want to see a massive picture of why people live in Cornwall even though the wages are shit?

( Peej, Tue 20 May 2014, 9:29, Reply)

Stop posting pictures of ym's mimsy
#cornwallsmostvistiedattraction
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 20 May 2014, 9:32, Reply)

Not my fault my mums an attractive women who enjoys a healthy active sex life.

( Peej, Tue 20 May 2014, 9:34, Reply)

This morning I had coffee and a tab watching the deer grazing in the fields
Sun coming up behind the hills.
My life is hell I tell ya
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 20 May 2014, 9:30, Reply)

Nice.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 20 May 2014, 9:35, Reply)

sounds achingly beautiful

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 20 May 2014, 9:36, Reply)

Everywhere and everything is shit.
The countryside especially so - it's just immature city.

The countryside is full of in-bred suicidal alcoholics; the city is full of self-important pricks.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 20 May 2014, 9:33, Reply)

Prick.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 20 May 2014, 9:35, Reply)

^ listens to music "ironically".

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 20 May 2014, 9:44, Reply)

Eggum

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 20 May 2014, 8:02, Reply)

eeeeeeeeeeee gum

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 May 2014, 8:23, Reply)

Eerghaaam

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 20 May 2014, 8:29, Reply)

Either Ee'm or Ah'm

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 May 2014, 8:40, Reply)

'Couch'

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 May 2014, 8:44, Reply)

'Farage'

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 May 2014, 8:46, Reply)

Eggum

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 20 May 2014, 8:49, Reply)

Abu Eghamza

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 20 May 2014, 8:50, Reply)

'Smegham'

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 May 2014, 8:51, Reply)

It rhymes with 'scone'

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 20 May 2014, 8:54, Reply)

I used to go out with a girl from egham
She was a great shag. Grrrrrrrreat! She pronounced it Eggum but her mother pronounced it "South East Windsor"

HTH
( Peej, Tue 20 May 2014, 9:10, Reply)

Effum
Effum all.

Morning cunts. So we've scared another off in b3th, eh? I want you all to take a hard look at yourselves.

I'm fooked this morning. Proper death sleep last night
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 May 2014, 9:11, Reply)

She specifically mentioned you as her main reason for leaving

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 May 2014, 9:18, Reply)

Oh well

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 May 2014, 9:25, Reply)

I have had a hard look at myself
Now I am all excited by my beauty. Thanks sportscow
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 20 May 2014, 9:20, Reply)

You are most welcome

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 May 2014, 9:25, Reply)

bland little commuter town in a baselessly smug part of the country where the nanny's day off is the worst thing that can happen to a person, ever

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 20 May 2014, 9:20, Reply)

WHERE ARE MY FUCKING ICONS SWIPEY!

( Peej, Tue 20 May 2014, 9:23, Reply)

there's one underneath each tit

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 20 May 2014, 9:29, Reply)

I'm not lifting your tits again
You broke my forklift last time and you wouldn't even pay for the pizza.
( Peej, Tue 20 May 2014, 9:30, Reply)

then NO ICON for you

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 20 May 2014, 9:30, Reply)

^iconoclast

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 20 May 2014, 9:33, Reply)

I have loads of icons
I'm just not displaying them at the moment so people think I am cheap. If swipe really loved me she would know this.
( Peej, Tue 20 May 2014, 9:35, Reply)

PROVE IT

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 20 May 2014, 9:36, Reply)

GIVE ME MY FUCKING ICONS AND I WILL!

( Peej, Tue 20 May 2014, 9:43, Reply)